Saturday, July 31, 2021

Take A Shot

Monday, July 26, 2021 
Frankly, I don't give a damn about Branson or Bezos in space.  The space that I care about is the space in Palazzo di Gotthelf to store and display the accumulation of a lifetime of thoughtless spending.  The weekend's real estate section helped a bit by printing "How Much Will an Extra Bedroom Cost You in Rent?"      https://nyti.ms/3BypdZA

Presumably, purchasing an extra room is consistent with renting one, so we find that Manhattan is the most expensive place in which to expand, followed by many of the largest cities in the country.  On the other end are Stockton and Modesto, California, both in danger of either dying of thirst or burning to a crisp.

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 Another interesting item that is appearing online is the question: "What Is Your Opposite Job?"  
Taking the skills allegedly needed to meet job requirements according to the Department of Labor and posing their opposites, the study claims that the opposite job of a historian is a lumberjack and the opposite job of a surgeon is a model.
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 Should one feel pride seeing this sculpted treatment of the Star of David?


Or, resent this denigration of the symbol of the Jewish people by placing it on the bottom of a pair of slippers?  


 

Tuesday, July 27, 2021 
America's Favorite Epidemiologist has outlasted her general practitioner and is seeking a new doctor.  Upon the recommendation of Professor T. F., a very trustworthy source in many matters, she called Dr. F. to make an appointment.  The friendly receptionist gave her the next available slot -- April 6, 2022.  I've advised her to take two aspirins and stay in bed for the next 253 days.
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Speaking of medical issues, vaccination hesitancy in this country is ultimately inexplicable, although clearly rooted in demographics.  Two disparate populations stand out in standing back from protecting their own health -- Black people generally and (predominantly white) Republicans.  

One research project reports that, as of last month, 67% of white adults have gotten one shot or more vs. 60% of Black adults, while the partisan divide is more substantial at 86% of Democrats vs. 52% of Republicans.    https://www.kff.org/coronavirus-covid-19/poll-finding/kff-covid-19-vaccine-monitor-june-2021/

There seems to be a momentary kernel of rationality in the attitudes of Black Americans, familiar with too many examples of mistreatment by our medical establishment.  But, as exemplified by the notorious Tuskegee experiment, it was the denial of treatment that often fostered death and destruction among Black people.  Now, the Covid-19 vaccines are offered to all anywhere and everywhere.  

Republicans are not only without a basis for hesitancy, they are denying themselves the opportunity to take credit for protecting the health and safety of the American people.  After all, if there is one initiative that the Tangerine Dream deserves to take credit for, it was Operation Warp Speed, the huge investment of resources to develop a Covid-19 vaccine.  Yet, instead of boasting of this success, many Republicans not only avoid vaccination, they are actively antagonistic to it.  CNN reported in May, "Just 45% of House Republicans say they've been vaccinated while 100% of congressional Democrats say they've gotten the shot."  Go figure.

Oh, by the way, "Jewish Americans are most likely to be vaccine accepters (85%)."     

https://www.prri.org/research/religious-vaccines-covid-vaccination/
 
Wednesday, July 28, 2021
This headline appeared in a Jewish newspaper regarding a new streaming reality series, "Is ‘My Unorthodox Life’ bad for the Jews?"  Having seen the first episode, I can say that it is bad for the human race. 
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While it may not affect the human race as a whole, my spirits were elevated tonight by watching the Mets in person defeat the insensitively-named Braves, the victory sealed by a spectacular play by our right fielder. 

Thursday, July 29, 2021

Clue 20 Down - Red Rose (Hint: Same field of endeavor as how I spent last evening)
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A company that surveys consumer behavior found that COSTCO's typical shopper in the U.S. is an Asian American woman between 35 and 44 years old, who is married and living in a city in the Pacific Northwest.  https://snapshot.numerator.com/retailer/costco   I hardly seem to get anything right.
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Thanks to my brother for sending me this rumination on Jewish (not Kosher) restaurant food. 

https://www.grubstreet.com/2021/07/what-it-means-to-be-a-jewish-restaurant-right-now.htm

Somewhat inspired by this article, I suggested to Stony Brook Steve that we go to USA Brooklyn Deli, 200 West 57th Street, at the corner of Seventh Avenue, across the street from Carnegie Hall.  It is a new joint, with the same ownership as the Brooklyn Diner, half a block away on West 57th Street, and the Red Eye Grill, immediately south on Seventh Avenue.  

The deli is totally informal, order at the counter and carry your food to an elevated table at the center of the room or a ledge on the perimeter.  The very busy intersection outside brought a lot of noise inside.  It is Jewish to the degree that it promotes its pastrami, not much more.  In fact, it also pushes its "Roman Style" pizza, rectangular pieces that seem wildly overpriced at $7.95-8.25.  Sandwich prices were not as out of line, pastrami ($16), corned beef ($15).  Both were hand carved, a special treat, and stacked high on marble rye, which I never liked as much as Seinfeld did (see season 7, episode 11).  In a rare contrary mood, I had the roast beef ($18), so I can't comment on the taste of the other critical meats until a return visit.  

 
Friday, July 30, 2021 
I went to the New York City Department of Finance, 66 John Street, this morning to wax eloquent on why the $115 parking ticket that I got last Saturday was a bit of an overreach.  I focussed on the poor signage and the readiness of the city's Parkmobile app to take $21 when I parked my car where it wasn't supposed to be parked.  At the least, I expected my fine to be reduced by the money already swallowed up.
 
And the verdict is: "Respondent's claim is supported by persuasive and credible testimonial and photographic evidence, and the summons is dismissed."  Law review articles are already in the works.
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Answer = PETE

Saturday, July 24, 2021

A Kosher Kitchen In City Hall?

Monday, July 19, 2021

Since I have absolute confidence in the accuracy of everything that I read on the Internet, I took off Sunday for Times Square to buy theater tickets for future dates.  After all, while most theaters were silent online about their current box office hours, my primary target clearly stated Sunday box office hours of noon to 6 P.M.  Of course, they were locked up tight when I got there at 12:30, as were all the many other theaters that I passed as I walked around.  


Why did I bother in the first place when so many ticket outlets appear online?  Because fees were running $40-50 per ticket on the Internet for the several shows that I was interested in.  That easily justifies a stroll down the Great White Way.

 

As a partial compensation for the fruitless pursuit, I went into Real Kung Fu Little Steamed Buns Ramen, 811 Eighth Avenue, a little joint hardly big enough to carry its entire name.  The 16 two-tops were pushed together into 6 rectangles, with one or more persons at each cluster.  Three people in the kitchen at the rear and two servers were kept busy.

 

I had a scallion pancake ($5), a solid B, but not matched well by either of the two sauces on the table.  I also had the pan fried Peking duck buns ($9.25 for 2), a signature dish.  The three-inch discs were about one inch thick, filled with small pieces of duck in hot hoisin sauce.  I liked it, but I was unable to love it.

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The Social Security Administration has taken the trouble to gather information that may interest and amuse us: Popular baby names over time.       

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/decades/

 

We learn that James, Michael and Robert of the 1950s have been replaced by Noah, Liam and Jacob, just as Mary, Linda and Patricia have given way to Emma, Olivia and Sophia. 

 

I had heard that the most popular boy's name in Israel was Mohammed, representing a significant demographic shift.  Indeed, the Internet confirmed this.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/what-were-the-most-popular-baby-names-in-israel-in-2019-647875

 

Except, that Ori, David and Ariel head the list at https://babynames.com/top-baby-names-in-israel, where Mohammed does not appear.  On the other hand, Mohammed leads David and Ariel at 

https://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/the-most-popular-baby-names-in-israel-in-2019-were/2020/11/03/


All of which should buoy your confidence in the accuracy of the Internet and/or Israeli recordkeeping.

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We had dinner with Barbara and Bernie tonight.  They are cousins of cousins.  At their suggestion, we went to Dagon, 2454 Broadway, and it proved to be an excellent choice.  I counted 20 two-tops and 12 four-tops outside in front of the restaurant, probably more seating than inside.  It is "[n]amed for the Phoenician and Philistine god of agriculture and the earth."  The chef has a Tunisian-Israeli background and his Middle Eastern menu goes well beyond the usual.


We shared kubaneh, a Yemenite bread, sort of a spicy, pull-apart babka, served with labneh, Lebanese cream cheese ($12), and the Israeli salad, cucumber, tomato, red onion, parsely, mint, tahini and green schug, a garlicky, herby sauce ($17).  Bernie and I ordered the Crispy Roasted Lamb, a big chunk of lamb neck over a small pool of dates, walnuts, wild rice and spices ($41).  They managed to get the outside nice and crispy without drying out the thick meat beneath.


The women ordered "Small Plates," not necessarily small or inexpensive.  Both had the shishbarak, Lebanese mushroom dumplings in a warm yogurt sauce ($22).  I sampled one and it was delicious.  Barbara also had Flash Fried Cauliflower ($17), while my young bride had the yellowfish tuna crudo ($21). 


In all, an excellent, expensive meal.  You will forget hummus and falafel quickly.

 

Tuesday, July 21, 2021

"I want to be the Jewish mother of New York City."  How's that for a catchy campaign slogan?  That's what Stacey Prussman proclaims in her race for mayor this year.  https://forward.com/news/473037/i-want-to-be-the-jewish-mother-of-new-york-city-meet-mayoral-candidate/?utm_source=Iterable&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=campaign_2599626

 

Her big problem is that she is the Libertarian candidate.  Not only are her chances for success nonexistent, but her philosophy and her slogan are completely at odds.  There is a good case for putting a Jewish mother in charge of the Holy Land's affairs.  The late Mother Ruth Gotthelf had an attention to detail that never left her even as she approached 103 years old.  Little escaped her and little went unaddressed.  That's the point.  Even if she knew French, she would not have uttered laissez-faire

 

If Ms. Prussman has Studio 54 in mind as the template for governing New York City, she would be wise to avoid having a Jewish mother working the door.

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The bridge across the moat in front of Palazzo di Gotthelf is at West 69th Street and Amsterdam Avenue, which explains my delight when I read this headline in a local publication: "Dumpling Spot to Open on 69th and Amsterdam."  It will be the uptown branch of DiDi Dumpling, 38 Lexington Avenue.  I'll have to be patient; an opening date has yet not been announced.  You'll hear from me at the right time. 


Wednesday, July 21, 2021

I won't ruin this with my own snarky comment.  "Representative Madison Cawthorn, Republican of North Carolina, suggested that the Biden administration’s door-knocking [vaccination] effort was just a first step.  Next, he said in an interview with Right Side Broadcasting Network, they would 'go door to door to take your guns.  They could then go door to door to take your Bibles,' he added."   https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/20/us/politics/republicans-coronavirus.html


Thursday, July 22, 2021

We had dinner with Amy and Bob tonight at their apartment.  A local Italian restaurant supplied the food; Barons de Rothschild supplied the wine; Amy, Ben  & Jerry supplied dessert.  All of which was fine, but what was special was their Riverside Drive apartment's floor plan.  Typical of those classic buildings, there are hallways and hallways, room after room.  I imagine that children who grew up there were masterful at hide-and-seek.  Open floor plans are so 21st century. 
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Republican Representative Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina is the gift that keeps on giving.  Yesterday, he went on a podcast to accuse Dr. Anthony Fauci of being "a pawn" of the Chinese government and promised to "prosecute" him should the GOP retake the House majority in 2022. 


Friday, July 24, 2021

Clue 45 Down - Initiates a proposal, maybe

Answer = KNEELS

Saturday, July 17, 2021

Water, Water Everywhere

Monday, July 12, 2021

Last week's reference to the Horn & Hardart Automat hit a sweet spot for some of you.  There were recollections of a roll for 5, baked beans (one of my favorites) 15, and lemon meringue pie also 15.  Beside the food, I clearly remember the lady, always a lady, sitting in a booth in the middle of the floor making change, because coins were needed to operate the machinery for food and drink. For each dollar bill, she would spin out 20 nickels without looking,


Here's a picture of the wonderful coffee dispenser, where a nickel got a stream of very good, hot coffee into a thick China cup.  

Speaking of coffee.  This article tells you more than you probably wanted to know about its consumption and pricing around the world.  https://www.cashnetusa.com/blog/world-coffee-index-2021-cost-and-consumption-coffee-around-world/


However, it is fun trying to figure out why the most coffee is drunk in Luxembourg and whether the high price of a cup of coffee in South Korea is the cause or effect of it having the most Starbucks.  

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The weekend's real estate section always contains brief write ups of available residences in the area.  I was intrigued by a five-bedroom, three-bathroom house in Brooklyn where "the basement laundry room is large and chic."

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Arthur and Lyn Dobrin treated us to lunch at Mediterranean Kebab House, 190 Post Avenue, Westbury, yesterday.  Aside from the good company and the expected fare, it was notable for its Shepherd Salad, a traditional mix of cucumber, tomato, olives, and feta cheese with lemon juice and olive oil, simple, but very satisfying.  


Not enjoyable, however, was its water policy.  It did not serve tap water, offering only bottled water at $4.25 a liter.  While we huffed and we puffed, we failed to get this most ordinary amenity.  I later found that New York State does not mandate free tap water in restaurants, but New York City does.  (As of midweek, Arthur has not been able to locate relevant municipal or county policy.)


I was reminded of a dinner several years ago at Sapori d'Ischia, 55-15 37th Avenue, Woodside, where only unlabeled, bottled, flat water was served at a fast and furious pace at $5 a bottle.  It was one of the restaurant's fussy commandments, which compromised the dining experience.  The restaurant ("flavors of Ischia," an island in the Gulf of Naples) closed a decade ago, so we can't straighten it out.

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An opinion column on "vaccine hesitancy" evoked this unprinted letter:

 

You uncritically quote Dionne Grayman, Brooklyn healthcare activist, on "vaccine hesitancy." "People aren't 'hesitant.'  They don't trust a system that has never worked for them before."


Dramatic rhetoric, but far from accurate.  The CDC provides a long list of vaccinations and immunizations given to children and adults.  https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/parents/index.html 


All of us probably don't get all of them, but most of us probably get most of them, which accounts for us being up and about, writing newspaper columns or, at least, being quoted in them.

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Jonathan Henney and I celebrated his impending entry to law school tonight at Palm West, 250 West 50th Street.  Regrettably, it's the University of Pennsylvania's law school in Philadelphia, so I am losing my pandemic pal.


I was pleased to introduce him to this almost quintessential New York steakhouse, lacking only sawdust on the floor, the finishing touch.  We ate well, sharing the Monday Night Salad, diced red bell peppers, onions, tomatoes, garlic cloves, radishes, iceberg lettuce and anchovy fillets ($14).  I had the rib-eye steak, advertised at 18 oz., $70; Jon had the classic New York strip sirloin, 14 oz., $59.50.  We shared hash brown potatoes, extra crusty, far removed from the weak diner versions ($16).  We washed this all down with Bodega Tapiz Alta Collection Malbec @ $17 for a 9 oz. glass.


Indulgent?  Damn sure. 


Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Robert Sietsema is is a very reliable restaurant critic.  He recently published a list of "11 More NYC Sandwiches That Are Getting Us Through the Pandemic (and Beyond)"  https://ny.eater.com/2021/6/9/22525791/11-more-best-sandwiches-nyc


With his top choice just up the block from us, Stony Brook Steve and I headed to Kitakata Ramen Bannai, 267 Amsterdam Avenue, for lunch, which has a subset of Sandos, Japanese sandwiches, on the menu.  We both ordered the potato croquette sando, as recommended by Sietsema, a delicious, protein-less, crusty potato croquette, with coleslaw and mayo on toasted white bread ($13.99).  It comes in four pieces, two more than either of us could finish.  Steve hated his; America's Favorite Epidemiologist loved the half that I brought home for her dinner. 


The joint itself is very small, 3 two-tops inside, spaced far apart, and 2 two-tops on the sidewalk.  One other storefront separates it from the Häagen-Dazs store, if you feel that you are missing a food group.


Wednesday, July 14, 2021

The Boyz Club heard the siren song of Chinatown again today.  Seven of us were herded into Golden Unicorn, 18 East Broadway, one of the biggest remaining dim sum parlors, although at least a third of the tables were gone post-Covid.  The rolling carts are gone as well.  Instead, 31 items are displayed on the menu, which also has a smallish collection of regular dishes and 12 lunch specials.  Eye opening was a whole Peking duck at $63.99.


We stuck to dim sum, priced as small ($5.99), medium ($6.69), special ($7.69) and XL ($8.29).  We had two portions of 9 different items of every size (18 plates), 3 or 4 pieces to a plate.  The cost with tax and tip came to $25 each.


Friday, July 16, 2021

The lovey and talented Connie Goldfarb forwards this shocking piece, likely to turn the Jewish kitchen upside down. It comes from the June edition of the Journal of Near Eastern Archaeology. The formal title is "Everything But The Oink: On the Discovery of an Articulated Pig in Iron Age Jerusalem and Its Meaning to Judahite Consumption Practices."   [Access limited, sorry.]

 

You know what this means?  "Remains of piglet from 2,700 years ago support the theory that ancient Israelites occasionally did eat pork."  Bacon and eggs, bacon and eggs!