Saturday, July 30, 2022

Family Plan

Saturday, July 23, 2022
The Upper West Side’s Power Couple took its show on the road today, relocating to a large rented house in Shokan, New York.  It is large, of necessity, to accommodate the East Coast and the West Coast wings of the family, amounting to a group of four other adults and four children.  This renews a tradition that Covid interrupted in the past two years.  Fortunately, all of the children are too young to drive, so we are able to enjoy their company although, in fact, their attention is often on one electronic device or other.
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Madam and I arrived at the premises early and, having found things as promised, went to lunch at the Phoenicia Diner, 5681 Rte. 28, Phoenicia, New York.  Even though it was past the normal lunch hour, the joint was jammed and that included a large, tented, outdoor area.  We found that the interesting menu, the quality of the food and the attentive service warranted the popularity.

I had the Catskills Po’Boy, cornmeal crusted trout, remoulade, tomato and shredded lettuce on a baguette, a large sandwich, with a huge portion of well-done, skin-on shoestring potatoes ($18).  It fell short of the Sandwich Hall of Fame only because of a paucity of the remoulade. 

My young bride enjoyed The Mitchell Banh Mi (sic), yellowfin tuna salad, carrots, jalapeños, cilantro, mint and lime on baguette ($16).  She virtuously chose a salad instead of potatoes.  Each of us also benefited from having our beverage refilled, at no charge, without asking.

Monday, July 25, 2022
I don't want to be accused of being lazy by having others do my job for me, but I can't resist this observation by Andy Borowitz: "Senator Josh Hawley is 'deeply concerned' that his newfound national reputation for cowardice is overshadowing his commitment to end democracy."
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I am not noted for spirituality, but this headline renewed my interest in the power of prayer: “Brooklyn pastor says he and his wife were robbed of more than $1 million in jewelry while preaching”
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For dinner, our mob went to Yum Yum Noodle Bar, 4 Rock City Road, Woodstock, the first of three locations in this exurban, pan-Asian chain.  We sat outside on this lovely evening, a welcome change from the torrid days.

We seemed to order some of everything.  I had chicken satay, plump pieces of dark meat grilled on skewers with a thick peanut- buttery sauce ($9 for 2 skewers).  Then, I dug into a big bowl of Kung Pao Noodles, spicy ramen stir-fried with broccoli, green pepper, red pepper and beef topped by a fried egg ($21).  These were big city prices with quality to match.  

Wednesday, July 26, 2022
Along with resuming the tradition of gathering the family for a week in the country, I hired a chef for a festive dinner tonight.  Scott Baber is centered in Kingston, New York and works up and down the Hudson Valley.  

The adult meal started with carmelized onion goat cheese tart, turmeric honey and frisée pluche (curly endive).  The main course was nori (seaweed wrapped) roast tournedos of Atlantic halibut with cauliflower croquettes okonomiyaki (Japanese pancake-style), bok choy with black garlic demi glacé. 

The vegetarian option was eggplant quinoa croquettes, smoked tomato and shaved fennel salad and tahini sauce.

Dessert was chocolate, but of course. Individual chocolate salted caramel cakes with white chocolate ganache and chili pecans. To sum up, Scott Baber did an excellent job.

Thursday, July 27, 2022
Want to win a bet in bar?  What American city has the highest average rent right now?
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As if you doubted it: "States With Abortion Bans Are Among Least Supportive for Mothers and Children"
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Here's at least a little bit of good news.  "NYC has three of the cheapest Michelin-starred restaurants in the U.S."   

Friday, July 28, 2022
Believe it or not, I didn’t have any ice cream all week.  Everyone else’s afternoon treat time coincided with Grandpa Alan’s afternoon nap time.  However, this evening, our last together, I was wide awake when we went to Nancy’s of Woodstock- Artisanal Creamery, 297 Tinker Street, Woodstock.  It offers 15 regular flavors, including goat cheese with graham crackers and berry sauce and peanut butter with blackberry swirl, as well daily vegan offerings.  

Prices are reasonable; a single scoop is $7, but the single really is a double and allows for two flavors.  I had a single cup with Nancy’s Mishmash, sweet cream with pretzel toffee, chocolate chip cookie dough and brownie pieces, and sour cream cherry with Amarena cherries.  Nancy missed with the mishmash, the ingredients taking more room in print then they did in the cup.  However, the sour cream cherry was perfectly on target.
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You have to judge the week a success.  Only one of us got Covid (so far).

Saturday, July 23, 2022

Mais où sont les neiges d’antan?

Saturday, July 16, 2022 
I left the house today, for the first time since getting Covid one week ago.  Unfortunately, one of the first things that I encountered was the ravages of inflation; Pastrami Queen, 138 West 72nd Street, raised the price of its Monday special, a pastrami sandwich with pickles and a can of Dr. Brown's, from $16.99 to $19.99.  It's still a good deal, but no longer a great deal.  On the other hand, some things cannot be measured by price alone.
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The director of the Vinton, Iowa library quit because of complaints that "the library had a children's book about Vice President Kamala Harris and one written by first lady Jill Biden, but no children's books about former President Donald Trump." 

Just imagine a children's book about the adventures of Donald Trump, the lessons that they would learn about bankruptcy, Stormy Daniels, the "perfect" telephone call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky or the hunt for 11,780 Easter eggs in Georgia? 

Sunday, July 17, 2022
A new survey ranked North Dakota first for low housing rent costs.  

As I said above, some things cannot be measured by price alone.
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Displacement theory at work: "Edison [New Jersey's] public schools serve about 16,500 students in two preschools, 11 elementary schools, four middle schools and two high schools (Edison High and John P. Stevens).  The student body is 66 percent Asian, 12 percent Hispanic, 11 percent white and 7.6 percent Black. In the 2020-21 school year, the average combined SAT scores at the two high schools were 628 in reading and writing, compared with a state average of 557, and 653 in math, compared with a state average of 560."
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/13/realestate/edison-nj-a-diverse-suburb-in-a-convenient-location.html?referringSource=highlightShare
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In his opinion overturning Roe v. Wade, 410 U.S. 113 (1973), Samuel Alito found no justification in text or history for a right to abortion.  While the quality and thoroughness of his research is questionable, he emerged with the critical phrase "unborn human being" as one deserving constitutional protection.  This is not a term from colonial times, uttered at the Constitutional Convention or appearing in the 14th Amendment.  Rather, he lifts it from the challenged Mississippi statute.  “The Court agrees with Mr. Fox that the henhouse reasonably resembled his own domicile."

Monday, July 18, 2022
Here is a pair of numbers related in time and space, yet defying logical explanation.  There were 376 law enforcement responders on the scene at the Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, where 21 students and teachers were massacred.

Tuesday, July 19, 2022
A museum in Los Angeles has just opened an exhibit on the Jewish delicatessen.  https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/18/dining/jewish-deli-exhibit.html?referringSource=articleShare

The exhibit will come to the New-York Historical Society in November and eventually visit Houston and Skokie, Illinois.  While we can appreciate memorialization of this vital institution, we wish that it wasn't being seen in the rear view mirror.  As the article notes, "There were an estimated 3,000 Jewish delis in New York City in the 1930s; now there are just a few dozen, according to the New-York Historical Society," a count that I find optimistic.
 
Thursday, July 21, 2022
Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Doctoral Candidates.  A British university suggested that its graduate students sell Avon products to make ends meet.
 
Friday, July 22, 2022
Aside from a pot luck dinner at the house of friends last night, I had my first meal outside the home today.  I had been held back by two Cs, Covid and Celsius.  The former seems to have mostly departed, while the latter remains at a heightened level.

I was in Midtown East and, among the many alternatives, I had a hard time making a choice between the known and the unknown.  I wound up at Sai Gon Dep, 719 Second Avenue, a tiny Vietnamese joint for the first time.  It has six two-tops fronting a long, red imitation leather banquet along one wall opposite a shallow counter with seven stools plus one four-top toward the back.  The most interesting aspect of the interior were 21 vividly-colored vintage travel posters.  How vintage?  They are still speaking French.
 
 
From the simple menu, I ordered a Banh Mi, chicken with pickled carrots, pickled daikon (radish), cucumber, cilantro, lettuce, red jalapeño and siracha aioli on a crispy 9" baguette ($10).  It was delicious and accompanied by a complimentary small bowl of pho, the hot nectar of Vietnam.  I took a guess on this place and came up a winner.


Saturday, July 16, 2022

The Impatient Patient

Sunday, July 10, 2022 
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It seems that the only places where the current breed of radical Republicans want government to govern are bedrooms, libraries, classrooms and bathrooms.
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You know that public high school football coach who ostentatiously kneels in prayer after a game?  Well, I am praying that his team gets the crap kicked out of it.  Amen.
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News from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave: "The governor of Arizona has signed a measure into law that makes it illegal for people to record videos within eight feet of police activity, limiting efforts to increase transparency around law enforcement operations."
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/09/us/arizona-recording-police-8-feet.html?referringSource=highlightShare

Monday, July 11, 2022
I started the Paxlovid medication for Covid-19 yesterday, two pills taken together twice daily, and am now in my second day of isolation.  I am in full command of our den/second bedroom/office/music room/library/computer room.  I have been catching up with television recorded and magazines that accumulated
in my one-week absence, so forgive me if I cover grounds already familiar to you.
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Make America Hungary Again is the slogan proposed in this chilling article in The New Yorker.  “Hungary has a population comparable to Michigan’s and a G.D.P. close to that of Arkansas, but, in the imagination of the American right, it punches far above its weight.”
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/07/04/does-hungary-offer-a-glimpse-of-our-authoritarian-future
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"Acrisure Re is a full-service (re)insurance intermediary and capital management advisor with a commitment to providing tailored risk transfer solutions for our clients," according to its website.  That doesn't quite have the appeal of ketchup, but it is replacing Heinz as the name on the Pittsburgh Steelers football stadium.  https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34227342/pittsburgh-steelers-home-venue-become-acrisure-stadium-ending-two-decades-heinz-field

Tuesday, July 12, 2022
Native Americans aside, it's hard for any of us to deny immigrant ancestry, even though many now want the door firmly shut against future arrivals.  This article graphically demonstrates that essentially all opposition to immigration today is based on falsehood. 

Our boisterous border bulwarkers, unwilling to outwork and outthink foreign aspirants, want to keep their hold on a piece of the pie merely by keeping others away from the table.

Wednesday, July 13, 2022
Some time last week, during one of our frequent bus rides around Iceland, our group leader told us about Halldor Laxness, a novelist, Iceland’s only Nobel Prize winner.  Little of what was said stuck with me and probably not with most of my adult traveling companions.  The kids, of course, were chattering among themselves, ever with ear buds stuffed in.  

But the Isn't That a Coincidence Law kicked in.  The New Yorker’s current issue has an essay about Laxness and his works, only now generally available in English.  All of a sudden, I'm an expert.
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A byproduct of Covid-19 for some people is a loss of the sense of smell or taste (although the two are closely related), short term or long term.  For the first couple of days, I had no appetite.  In fact, on the plane ride home on Saturday, when the malady first aggressively asserted itself, I ate only one apple slice and four grapes.   Yesterday, I was back to two bowls of Cream of Wheat, one bowl of Cheerios with strawberries, blueberries and bananas, and a buttered garlic bagel with whitefish salad and egg salad.  Smell and taste seem to be in fine shape.

However, I have developed a strange symptom.  I seem to have lost my appetite for crossword puzzles.  Other than the bathroom and the kitchen, I spend all my time in our den/second bedroom/office/music room/library/computer room.  Reflecting the privilege that I may or may not deserve, I am equipped with a smartyphone, a laptop computer, a tablet computer, a television set with a video recorder, Netflix and several streaming services, and a music system with 800 compact discs.  The newspaper is around, along with recent magazines, but the puzzles contained therein are exerting no attraction.  This might be temporary or a permanent sacrifice in exchange for preserving my sense of smell and taste; only time will tell.

Thursday, July 14, 2022
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott offered a belated partial explanation of the failure of law enforcement to halt the massacre of schoolchildren in Uvalde, Texas.  An elite squad of Texas Rangers were in Austin, raiding a condom dispensary near the University, he allegedly said.

Friday, July 15, 2022
We have replaced a government of laws with a government of Manchin.
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I ended my five-day Paxlovid regimen last night.  This morning, I merely feel like I am getting over a cold.  However, I am still testing positive for Covid, a typical situation that may continue for days. 

I am now allowed to mix and mingle as long as I am securely masked.  Watch out, world!

Saturday, July 9, 2022

Niceland

Saturday, July 2, 2022
Clue 53 Across - Taken charge
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It’s not about life, it’s not about babies, it’s about sex.  "[M]any in this [anti-abortion] movement are animated by an insatiable desire to punish women who have sex on our own terms and enjoy it."
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/02/opinion/abortion-ban-sex.html?referringSource=highlightShare

Sunday, July 3, 2022
Our introduction to Iceland was somewhat chaotic, quite the opposite of what I expected from such a Nordic environment.  It seemed like dozens of jumbo jets landed within a few minutes of each other at Keflavik International Airport in Reykjavik.  This overwhelmed the three windows occupied by humans stamping passports, while all eight adjacent automated passport checking stations were shut down.  The crowd was enormous, but, fortunately, well behaved even though progress was infinitesimal.   Once our group assembled and got going, however, efficiency took over and I expect that it will remain.

Our group is made of 13 teenagers accompanied by 16 grandparents.  There are 4 girls and 9 boys, 12 women and 4 men, using the fast-disappearing labels that I grew up with.
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We headed immediately to Borgarnes, population 3,800, 75 kilometers from Reykjavik, a convenient location for launching day trips.  It also has an exhibit space devoted to the initial settlement of Iceland, uninhabited until the Vikings arrived from Norway in 874.  They were a barbaric brood, frequently killing each other, Norwegians and Danes, yet they founded a parliament in 930, the oldest surviving national legislative body in the world.  

Monday, July 4, 2022
Langjokull glacier is Europe’s second largest, formed about 3,500 years ago.  Here we are in a tunnel dug 45 meters under the surface.  
 

After millennia in place, the glacier is shrinking at a fast rate, estimated to disappear in the next 150 years or less.  This is not just idle speculation.  Signposts show its outer edges at earlier 20-year intervals, now barren expanses of hundreds of meters.  Of course, the United States Supreme Court seems anxious to turn the whole place into a parking lot.

Iceland is all about nature and raw beauty.  I’ll try not to inundate you with examples, but this was one of many striking sights.  

Tuesday, July 5, 2022
The Internet is easily available at hotels and restaurants throughout the country.  That means the Highland Park massacre became widely known to our group promptly.  For comparison, here is what Wikipedia has to say about Iceland’s gun laws: 
In Iceland, a license is required to own or possess firearms. A national government safety course must be passed before applying for a license. A special license is required to own a handgun, which may only be used for target shooting at a licensed range. Semi-automatic firearms have caliber restrictions, while fully automatic firearms are only permitted for collectors.

Applicants must sit through a mandatory four-hour lecture on the "history and physics of the firearm". Paperwork must be filed in the police, magistrate, and the Environment Agency of Iceland.  Applicants need to prove clean criminal records, need to be evaluated by a doctor to prove they "are of sound mind" and have "good enough eyesight". Two books referring to guns must be bought and read, a three-day course must be attended, and the applicant should score at least 75% on exams concerning gun safety, management, "what animals are allowed to be hunted and when". Finally, a practical exam must be taken. After Icelanders have their license, they need to own a gun safe to store the weapons in, plus a separate place to store the ammunition".

Guess what?  Gun violence is nearly unknown here even though up to one in four Icelanders own guns under these regulations.

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Speaking of a small world.  Tonight, Dr. Sam learned that Susan, sitting next to him at dinner, is the widow of the surgeon who took the job at Children’s Orthopedic Hospital of Seattle that Sam turned down to stay at Mass General to work with Warren Zapol, who went to JHS 64 and Stuyvesant High School with me.  How about that!

Wednesday, July 6, 2022
Iceland is not about food, not yet at least, while we are in outlying areas removed from Reykjavik, the capital, where 2/3 of the people live.  Most meals so far have been taken at locations chosen for convenience rather than culinary distinction.  I am not complaining, mind you.  I recognize the challenge of satisfying a group of young teenagers along with their elderly relatives.  Today, there was something special to eat.  We took a two-hour boat in Breidafjordur, literally "wide bay," stopping at one point while the crew pulled up a net full of sea creatures, starfish, crabs, anemones and, notably, scallops, which were shucked and served in their shell.  
 

These were the real thing, clearly different from the uniformly round plugs, made of shark, stingray, or skate often falsely served as scallops at high prices.

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According to the Associated Press, "[a] panel of Tennessee judges has dismissed a lawsuit filed by a couple who alleged that a state-sponsored Christian adoption agency refused to help them because they are Jewish.”  No way is this unkosher says the court, after all Tennessee has a law providing legal protections for private adoption agencies to reject state-funded placement of children to parents based on religious beliefs.  Fortunately, Jesus was not put up for adoption in Tennessee.  

Thursday, July 7, 2022
English is taught in the school system here from third grade on, producing a bilingual population or better, an embarrassment to so many of us Yanks.
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We arrived in Reykjavik late in the afternoon and for the first and last time on this trip had a chance to seek and pay for our own meal.  Michael and Connie, his grandmother, joined the three of us at Viet Noodles, Grandagarour 9, one of several spots on the waterfront at the marina where our hotel is located.  Translated, I had a large portion of vermicelli (rice noodles) with beef, egg, carrots, yellow onions, green onions (2590 ISK).  For the sake of comparison, 100 ISK (Icelandic Krona) = 73 cents.  Madam had egg noodles, approximately lo mein, with egg and vegetables (2290 ISK); Boaz had deep fried fish with curry sauce and rice (2390 ISK); Connie and Michael both had grilled salmon and shrimp with rice (2990 ISK).  The food was good enough and less touristy than most meals that we had had until then.

Conveniently, a few doors away was Isbudin Valdis, Grandagarour 21, an ice cream parlor, 1 scoop 700 ISK, 2 scoops 900 ISK.  I had amaretto and deep chocolate, which distracted me sufficiently that I was unable to record what others had.

Friday, July 8, 2022
The only building in Iceland with armed guards openly on patrol is the United States Embassy, a tribute to our pacific reputation.   
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On the other hand, Iceland is free of McDonald's, which went bankrupt locally in 2009.
 
Saturday, July 9, 2022
We arrived home this afternoon and as I prepared to publish this missive, I tested positive for Covid-19.  There had to be a reason that my head felt like it would explode on the flight.  So, no visits to Zucker's, Trader Joe's, Pastrami Queen, Fairway or Zabar's for at least one week.    
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Answer = FEE

Saturday, July 2, 2022

Shelter From the Storm

Saturday, June 25, 2022 
Clue 39 Down - Chain of churches

Sunday, June 26, 2022
A new report states that "[h]igh home prices and rapidly rising mortgage rates have created a rosy backdrop for the rental sector, with many prospective home buyers now priced out of homeownership or forced to purchase a smaller home in a less desirable area."  https://www.realestateconsulting.com/demand-shifting-from-owning-to-renting/

This is a national overview and it finds that Raleigh-Durham, Nashville and Denver tilt most favorably to renting.  Meanwhile, "[a]bout 66 percent of the households around the United States own their homes.  In New York City, that number falls dramatically to half that.  In the Bronx, only one out of five households owns their homes."    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/24/realestate/renters-cost-of-living-nyc.html?referringSource=highlightShare

We Holy Landers are accustomed to renting, many never owning real estate.  The search for affordable housing, therefore, may be an ongoing venture.  Here is a little help.   https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/06/24/realestate/nyc-housing-affordable-find.html?referringSource=articleShare

Finally, in closing this chapter on Looking at Real Estate to Avoid the Other Crap Going On Around Us, I offer this perspective, based on a comment from a real estate broker in today's paper: “$2,500 in the West Village doesn’t even get you a decent studio.”  

My first rental as a grownup (after graduate school) was in the heart of the West Village.  I lived at 55 Morton Street for over 2-1/2 years, paying $105 and then $115 monthly for a less-than-decent studio.  It was small; it was dark; it had roaches; the window air conditioner did not work, but it cost $115 a month. 

Monday, June 27, 2022
How to pull a fast one on the Nazis, lesson from an obituary:
"Michel David-Weill was born on Nov. 23, 1932, in Paris, to Pierre and Berthe (Haardt) David-Weill. His father was a partner in the family firm, Lazard Frères & Company, part of what later became Lazard Ltd.  When Michel was 8, at the start of the World War II, he left Paris with his mother and sister to escape the Nazis. The family went into hiding in the South of France and converted from Judaism to Catholicism."

Tuesday, June 28, 2022
There was a certain symmetry in Gentleman Jerry, Stony Brook Steve and I going to Three Roosters, 792 Ninth Avenue, a tiny Thai restaurant that features chicken, chicken and chicken.  It has been open onIy a short time, but has already spawned an outlet in Chinatown.  I had The Basic, boneless fried chicken and ZAB fries (ZAB seasoning is "spicy, citrusy, salty with a hint of sweetness") ($13.95).  Jerry had the ZAB Fried Chicken Set, ZAB seasoned fried chicken plate with tamarind sauce, corn salad, sticky rice and a cup of chicken soup ($15.95); Steve, the chicken salad bowl, ZAB fried chicken with mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red onions and fried shallots with sesame dressing ($13.95) and a side of sticky rice ($2.95).  Every dish had a choice of white or dark meat.  All of the food was very good and can be recommended.

By happy coincidence, we were directly across the street from Holey Scream, 791 Ninth Avenue, a pillar of Western civilization, featuring 42 ice cream flavors and 7 frozen yogurt flavors, at $5.75 for a two-scoop serving.  I kept it simple, Midnight Oreo, sandwich cookies in dark chocolate.  Steve had chocolate peanut butter chip frozen yogurt; Jerry had Muddy Boots, vanilla ice cream with caramel swirl and (too few) brownie chunks.  Much remains to be investigated.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022
In making my way from my periodontist to my vestibular therapist, I stopped for lunch at Dimsum Garden, 338 Lexington Avenue.  The neighborhood is identified as Murray Hill, between Grand Central and Gramercy Park.  Its south end is populated with two dozen or so South Asian restaurants, earning the label Curry Hill.  Other notable landmarks are the Cuban United Nations Mission, now rarely surrounded by demonstrators, and Stern College, the women's branch of Yeshiva University. 

Dimsum Garden is attractively furnished with amply-sized wooden tables with white marble(ish) inlaid surfaces; its wood-framed chairs have cream-colored padded leatherette seats.  The high ceiling and one long wall are covered with pale laths.  The overall effect is bright and airy. 

It features a dim sum assortment of nine pieces for $19.95, which seemed to appear on most of the other tables.  I skipped it, because I was in a noodle state of mind and ordered seafood chow fen a/k/a chow fun ($14.99).  I got a big bowl of nearly-overcooked noodles with lots of shrimp, squid and scallops, in order of appearance.  A few splashes of the hot pepper sauce served on the side brought it up to snuff. 

Thursday, June 30, 2022
It's not about the steering wheel.
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Madame and I went to Wagamama, 605 Third Avenue, this evening.  Temperature, humidity, pedestrian and vehicular traffic had all declined sufficiently to allow for comfortable outdoor dining and Wagamama has a dozen two-tops under large umbrellas on a recessed patch of sidewalk.  My young bride pronounced her spicy salmon teriyaki with soba noodles ($18.00) excellent.  I was even hungrier, so I started with Korean BBQ beef bao, spongy 3" discs folded over a couple of slices of juicy, broiled, marinated beef ($8.75 for 2 pieces) and then had a "Shiok" chicken banh mi, chicken marinated in turmeric, garlic and ginger on a too small baguette ($14).  While $14 is a lot for a small banh mi, it was one of the best sandwiches that I've had in a long time and they threw in a dish of edamame, a virtuous substitute for French fries.   

Friday, July 1, 2022
Housekeeping note -- We leave Saturday for one week in Iceland, returning on Saturday, July 9th.  This may interfere with our normal publication schedule, requiring an extra day to chisel the words in granite. 

Also, keep your eyes on the letters to the editor in this Sunday's New York Times.
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Answer = ROSARIES