Saturday, March 25, 2023

Cross Country Cucina

Monday, March 20, 2023
I had lunch today at the oddly named Flats Fix Taco y Tequila Bar, 28 East 16th Street.  There are some tires stacked on the sidewalk outside and the inside has a rough industrial look.  Supposedly, there was once a garage here, but now the space is occupied by four high tables, two four-tops and one two-top of regular height plus a full service bar with ten stools.

The guacamole that I started with was disappointing.  For $9, the portion was very small and the taste bland.  Fortunately, the three tacos that I ordered were excellent ($13.75).  From the nine alternatives served on 4” round soft tortillas, I chose Slow Smoked Brisket with salsa verde, guacamole and pico de gallo; Seared Wild Caught Mahi Mahi with cucumber, kimchee sauce, guacamole and pico de gallo; Crispy Long Island Duck with mango glaze, guacamole and pico de gallo.  Another treat was the Jarritos pineapple soda ($3.75).  
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Mazel tov to Rupert Murdoch, 92, who announced his impending marriage, his fifth.  https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/20/media/rupert-murdoch-engaged-ann-lesley-smith-intl-scli  

He is aiming to have the same effect on the institution of marriage as he has had on journalism.  

Tuesday, March 21, 2023
British crime dramas are my favorite genre for binge watching.  Typically, as soon as we meet the lead detective, a white male, more often than not David Tennant, we encounter his Black and female colleagues.  Conveniently, Cush Jumbo fills both roles economically. 
 
There are also instances where Helen Mirren, Gillian Anderson or Brenda Blethyn are in charge.

These familiar patterns are dramatically challenged by a new report on British police conduct, which, according to London’s mayor, “found institutional racism, misogyny and homophobia.”

According to an official government survey, "at 31 March 2021, White officers made up 92.4% of the workforce" of police officers in England and Wales.   https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/police-workforce-england-and-wales-31-march-2021/police-workforce-england-and-wales-31-march-2021

Female police officers made up 32.4% of the total force, a higher number than I would have guessed.  By contrast, 42.8% of uniformed police officers in the New York City Police Department are white and 81% male.   https://app.powerbigov.us/view?r=eyJrIjoiZTI4OTRjZTYtNTYwOC00NzcxLThhYTItOTU5NGNkMzIzYjVlIiwidCI6IjJiOWY1N2ViLTc4ZDEtNDZmYi1iZTgzLWEyYWZkZDdjNjA0MyJ9&pageName=ReportSection
 
If you are willing to see (some) cops as human beings, I recommend "19-2," a Netflix series about the Montreal Police Department in Québécois French.  There are no heroes, some villains. 
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R.I.P. Willis Reed

Wednesday, March 22, 2023
The food section of today’s New York Times has a long article and recipes about “party-cut, bar-style, tavern-style, Midwest thin crust or Chicago-thin” pizza as distinct from New York, Sicilian, New Haven or Chicago deep-dish pizza.

Not only does it differ in the depth and character of the crust, it is served in small squares, a legacy from its origins as bar food, a snack to keep you around drinking longer.

Here’s my pizza story.  In 1976, I decided to attend my cousin Michael’s wedding in New Jersey, coming from Los Angeles.  My Original Wife and her brother thought we should cross the country by train.  In many ways, it was among the very worst few days of my life.  The ride was about 60 hours, changing trains in Chicago.  Sleeping accommodations were available for only a short part of the trip.

Our marriage was at a low ebb and never got better.   We bickered and pouted much of the time.  The rare pleasure that I experienced was pizza.  Several years before, I had been hired as a computer programmer trainee and sent to Chicago from New York for four weeks of classes.  I went to Pizzeria Uno, its deep dish pizza still a local Chicago phenomenon, a few times with delight.  So, in the west-to-east layover on the train ride, we took a cab to Pizzeria Uno for a good meal.  On the return trip, we picked up two uncooked pizzas, had them stored in the refrigerator of the dining car and ate them  back home in our love/hate nest.

Michael and his lovely wife Geri remain happily married for over 46-1/2 years, with oodles of grandchildren, while I fondly recall the pizza.

Thursday, March 23, 2023
Statement never uttered by a 16-year old on Pitkin Avenue in Brooklyn: “I tried to charter a helicopter from New York to Maryland on my dad’s credit card because I wanted to have dinner with my camp friend.”  https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/22/entertainment/romy-mars-sophia-coppola
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The National Audubon Society is facing a very 21st century controversy.  While its namesake John James Audubon (1785-1851) is renowned for his paintings of hundreds of American birds and his discovery of new species, he was also a slaveholder.  After an eight-month assessment, the society decided not to change its name, resulting in the resignation of three board members and several local chapters changing their name.  

You may fault me, but I distinguish the Washingtons, Jeffersons and Audobons from the Confederate traitors who were memorialized as and by white supremacists.  The latter were honored with statues, schools and highways only because they fought to keep human beings enslaved.

I have the example of Stuyvesant High School, which I was so proud to attend while it seemed intent in forgetting that I ever attended.  Stuyvesant, of course, was named for Peter Stuyvesant (1592-1672), the last Dutch director-general of the colony of New Netherland, who was a notorious anti-Semite.  He described Jews as “the deceitful race” and “the hateful enemies and blasphemers of the name of Christ.”  

He vigorously opposed the admission of Jewish refugees from Recife, fleeing Portuguese persecution.  Fortunately, the authorities in Amsterdam overruled him.  What I loved was that the school named for a Jew-hater was full of Jewish kids in my day.  How could you mess with that?
 
Friday, March 24, 2023
We visited Iceland in July, but we seemed to have missed one of its most distinguishing characteristics.  It has more public toilets than anyplace in the world, 54 per 100,000 people. 
https://www.qssupplies.co.uk/the-public-toilet-index.html
 
The Holy Land notably fails in this regard, 4 per 100,000 people.  Offering more relief than Mississippi or Louisiana is hardly an accomplishment.

Saturday, March 18, 2023

Full Stomach, Empty Mind

Sunday, March 12, 2023

Thomas Massie, Republican member of the House of Representatives, argues that world leaders pushing climate policy “want a lower quality of life” for us red-blooded (or is it true blue Americans?). 

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/10/opinion/thomas-massie-republican-party.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=highlightShare

 

We can instead look to him for our paradigm.  "He lives in an off-the-grid home he built himself, using timbers cut and rock quarried from his family cattle farm.  He pipes in water from a nearby pond, and powers the home with solar panels and a battery from a wrecked Tesla that he salvaged and retrofitted."  I imagine that he would like us to follow in his footsteps, living high on the hog, presumably one that we butchered ourselves.

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If you are looking for a more conventional living arrangement, you will pay for the privilege, at least around here.  The latest local apartment rental data are eye opening. 

https://www.elliman.com/corporate-resources/market-reports

 

The average Manhattan monthly rent is $5,186.  More useful is the median, $4,095, still an awful lot.  And a parking spot in a garage?  Fuhgeddaboudit.

 

Monday, March 13, 2023

USA! USA!

 

“United States is alone among peer nations in the number of child firearm deaths. In no other similarly large or wealthy country are firearm deaths in the top 4 causes of mortality let alone the number 1 cause of death among children.”

https://www.kff.org/global-health-policy/issue-brief/child-and-teen-firearm-mortality-in-the-u-s-and-peer-countries/

 

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

In what is becoming a ritual, I met Gentleman Jerry at Ben’s Kosher Delicatessen Restaurant, 209 West 38th Street, for dinner before a New York Rangers game at Madison Square Garden.  I ordered a roast beef wrap, the rarest Kosher roast beef that I have ever seen, wrapped with shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes and what they claimed was horseradish sauce, but was no more then plain mayonnaise ($19.99).  It was the weak link; aioli or real horseradish mayonnaise would have made for a great sandwich, rather than the Mike Pence of dressings.  A very good potato knish was included in the price, which we shared.

 

With less than 20% of the regular hockey season remaining, teams are contending for position in the playoffs and trying to bring their skills to a peak.  The Rangers were up to the challenge and I went to bed happy.

 

Wednesday, March 15, 2023

“Everything about Wellesley College bespeaks its commitment to women, and to providing them with an unequaled educational experience that honors and cultivates not only what is best about each of them, and their own potential, but about what women offer our world.”  These confident words come from the Wellesley College website.  https://www.wellesley.edu/about

 

Of course, it seems that there are women and there are women.  Wellesley accepts trans women as students and allows students who become trans men to remain enrolled, a slippery slope.  However, it refuses admission to trans men.  A non-binding student referendum rejected that policy yesterday, in spite of the opposition of the college’s president.

 

I believe in the value of gender segregated education as a choice in high school and college.  Boys and young men will have less reason to act up and act out.  Girls and young women will have less reason to act “ladylike,” suppressing ability for the sake of appearance.

http://girlsschools.org/research/quick-facts/

 

While I wish that, in the words of Marlo Thomas, we were all Free to Be You and Me, many (most?) American children are still socialized and acculturated to classic gender roles and enter classrooms with those burdens.  An educational institution that attempts to deal with that reality should be able to set reasonable standards for admission.  Wie man bettet, so man liegt.  Call yourself a woman, live as a woman; call yourself a man, live as a man.

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A situation of much broader consequence arose at another school.  Students made a deepfake (a form of artificial intelligence creating sight and sound of a fake event) of a school principal on a racist rant.  It produced fear and confusion in the community.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/03/14/racist-deepfakes-carmel-tiktok/

 

These machinations are already used broadly in the entertainment industry, but one doesn't usually approach public affairs expecting that sort of artifice and deception.  Can you ever get the Internet toothpaste back into the Internet tube?

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The Boyz Club gathered on the Ides of March at Shanghai Asian Cuisine, 14A Elizabeth Street.  This joint does some ordinary things exceptionally well — soup buns, scallion pancakes and cold sesame noodles.  Of course, starting with those items doesn’t leave much room for other dishes, but, after two orders each of soup buns ($8.25 for 6), scallion pancakes ($5.75) and cold sesame noodles ($7.50), the six of us soldiered on through diced chicken in hoisin sauce ($17), tangerine beef ($21.25), beef lo mein ($12.25) and vegetable fried rice ($11).  It was an appropriate sendoff for Julius Caesar.

 

Thursday, March 16, 2023

Could Minnesota Republican State Senator Steve Drazkowski have the Boyz Club in mind when he voted against free meals in public schools, asserting that "I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry"?   https://www.businessinsider.com/minnesota-republican-opposes-free-school-meals-says-nobody-hungry-2023-3

 

Saturday, March 11, 2023

Baby Talk

Saturday, March 4, 2023
Excitement ran rampant through Palazzo di Gotthelf yesterday when we welcomed a new toilet.  What sold me was the promise that it "has been engineered and proven to flush a bucket of golf balls in a single flush."  So, if you plan on soon excreting a dozen or so golf balls, our door is open.
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A long time ago, "Philadelphia lawyer" was a term of distinction.  More recently, "Harvard lawyer" became the desired label.  Today, I saw a “TikTok-famous lawyer.”  This might explain the rush to eliminate the LSAT.

Sunday, March 5, 2023
Eva and Jerry joined us for dinner at aRoqa, 206 Ninth Avenue, a place that is becoming a favorite, because of its far from ordinary Indian food.  

We shared a bunch of small plates, but big enough to give each of us a bite: Cassava Root Pearls and Potato Patties ($22), Corn Paddu (fried corn balls) ($16), Kataifi Mushrooms (sautéed mushrooms wrapped in shredded phyllo dough) ($21), Smoked Eggplant ($18), Chicken Fritters ($18), Onion Seed Naan (2 orders @ $6).  Jerry and I split a Chicken Biryani ($23), while our dates had Butternut Squash ke Kofte, fried squash balls in a sweet corn sauce ($23).  A bottle of Sauvignon blanc helped everything go down.  Enjoyment was universal.
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There was no enjoyment at the news that Ample Hills Creamery has shut down.  This superb ice cream company had grown to a dozen stores, possibly too much too soon.  Please join me in offering thoughts and prayers for the restoration of Ample Hills Creamery.

Tuesday, March 7, 2023
I had the pleasure of John Mervin’s company at lunch today.  John is an Anglo-American.  I met and befriended his father 60 years ago, shortly after he came from the UK for graduate school.  John’s mother is American, as is his wife and two daughters.  He grew up in the village of Priors Marston while his father taught at the University of Warwick, establishing himself as a leading authority on American politics.

We ate at Wei West, 265 Murray Street, and Wei West is way west, buried in Battery Park City.  Forget the address, by the way.  It is halfway down an alley perpendicular to Murray Street labelled North End Way.  It’s a square room, feeling uncrowded with 20 tables, occupied almost entirely by lanyard-wearing folk briefly released from their cubicles in nearby megalithic financial firms.

The restaurant offers 14 lunch specials, modest bargains over the regular menu.  I had hot and sour soup, that was spicy hot, and a large portion of beef chow fun ($16.95).  We also shared a scallion pancake, a litmus test for the quality of a Chinese restaurant.  At $8.95 and 6” diameter, we knew that we were far from Chinatown.

Wednesday, March 8, 2023
Michael Ratner met me for lunch at Good Enough to Eat, Columbus Avenue, the third site for this very American joint.  Even as it moved around, it has worked to retain a funky feeling, tables and chairs that might have come from your first apartment after college.

I was a little disappointed with my meal.  I ordered the Astoria Omelette, containing spinach, feta cheese and sausage, which was okay ($17).  However, the signature accompaniment of biscuits and strawberry butter, usually smile evoking, was mediocre.  At least, Michael enjoyed a hearty grilled chicken sandwich and the large portion of French fries with it ($18).

I won’t give up on GETE entirely, where they serve very good layer cakes for dessert.
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Late this afternoon, the lead story on the New York Times website had this headline:  Israel’s Judicial Overhaul Plan Ignites Debate Among American Jews.  Not Germany’s Judicial Overhaul Plan Ignites Debate Among American Lutherans or Pakistan’s Judicial Overhaul Plan Ignites Debate Among American Muslims.  The #1 lead story.  What did we do to deserve this?

Thursday, March 9, 2023
I have been enchanted by the idea of turning much of the office space in Manhattan left unoccupied by the dramatic shift in work style resulting from Covid into housing.  Newish buildings, well located, with abundant public transportation, modern utilities are vacant.  Accommodations, literally and figuratively, could be made for rich and poor.

However, an article on local real estate development hurricaned on my parade; “apartments are required by law to have windows that can be opened.”

Friday, March 10, 2023
The Oklahoma State Senate has passed a bill that would categorize all library books and materials and restrict their circulation to age appropriate groups, another example of the preoccupation by conservatives with the bathroom, the bedroom and the library.  https://kfor.com/news/oklahoma-legislature/ok-bill-restricting-library-material-to-some-passes/
 
This jolted my memory back well more than 70 years, when my brother took me to the nearby library branch on Liberty Avenue in the days before the bookmobile ventured into East New York.  For some reason, I was intent on borrowing "Riders of the Purple Sage" by Zane Grey, a popular author of westerns.  I was certainly under the influence of Roy Rogers and Hopalong Cassidy when I pulled it off the shelf.  However, the librarian, possibly from Oklahoma, refused to let me borrow the book.  There was probably some reference to age, but pardon me for letting some details escape me after all this time, including just why I wanted that book.  In any case, I never read it which may explain who and what I am today.
 
I took the trouble to Google the book today, my only contact in the better part of a century, and was surprised to learn that most of the characters are Mormons, the good guys and the bad guys.  In fact, saving rancher Jane Withersteen from the lustful grasp of the polygamist Elder Tull is a key plot element.  According to Wikipedia, lawyers and judges replaced Mormons as the villains in the five movie versions subsequently made of the book.  
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Speaking of lustful grasps, arch-conservative Republican House member Lauren Boebert took time out from denouncing sex education in public schools to announce that her 17-year old son is about to become a father.  https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/family/lauren-boebert-rails-against-sex-ed-then-announces-her-teen-son-is-having-a-baby/ar-AA18ptCp
 
This seems to be a family tradition since the Congressperson left high school to have her first child.  However, she remains indignant that "[t]here are schools that are teaching kids how to have and enjoy sex."  Presumably, she was self taught on the subject.


Saturday, March 4, 2023

Yummy

Sunday, February 26, 2023 
Not everyone considers living single a disadvantage, being preoccupied with making your own way through a consistently challenging world without being concerned with trying to keep the Other Person happy, safe, warm, content, comfortable, amused.  What living single isn't is cheap, certainly not in the Holy Land.  A new survey puts New York far and away at the top of the list of Least Affordable Cities for Singles, based on the rent for a studio apartment.  https://www.renthop.com/studies/research/renthop-singles-index-2022-edition

It's followed by Miami and New Orleans.  At the other end of the scale are Albuquerque, Wichita and Minneapolis.  None of the latter are less than 1,114 miles from Ron DeSantis, an additional savings.

Monday, February 27, 2023
“I read it on the Internet” is often the excuse for the perpetuation of ignorance by many people.  A completely different demographic will claim “I read it in the New York Times,” as its rationale for uncritical thinking.  A recent gush of misinformation spouted from Bret Stephens, the Times columnist still seeking a return to the compassionate conservatism that went down in flames in 2004.  Stephens looked at a study that encompassed 78 random controlled trials, with 610,872 participants.  https://www.cochranelibrary.com/web/cochrane/content?templateType=full&urlTitle=/cdsr/doi/10.1002/14651858.CD006207.pub6&doi=10.1002/14651858.CD006207.pub6&type=cdsr&contentLanguage=

That made the headline of Stephen's article particularly potent and attention-getting.  “The Mask Mandates Did Nothing.”  So, those Republicans were right all along, right? 

Not really.  The study stated clearly that the "high risk of bias in the trials, variation in outcome measurement, and relatively low adherence with the interventions during the studies hampers drawing firm conclusions."  Still, 78 trials seem like a lot, but note that many "were conducted during the 2009 H1N1 influenza pandemic, and others in epidemic influenza seasons up to 2016."  In fact, only "[s]ix of the new trials were conducted during the COVID‐19 pandemic."  And, these consisted of "two from Mexico, and one each from Denmark, Bangladesh, England, and Norway." 

So, I am not hampered from drawing a firm conclusion that Bret Stephens is bad for your health.

Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Here's another interesting headline: "TD Bank Agrees to Pay $1.2 Billion to Settle Ponzi Scheme Case."  Don't worry, though, "TD expressly denies any liability or wrongdoing with respect to the multi-year Ponzi scheme."

How nice of TD Bank to find $1.2 billion and randomly give it to a bunch of worthy souls hanging around the courthouse.  Only in America.
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"Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and one fellow Republican were the only House lawmakers on Monday to vote against a resolution that mourned the almost 50,000 people killed in this month’s earthquakes in Turkey and Syria."  https://news.yahoo.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-votes-against-124556068.html?fr=yhssrp_catchall
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Speaking of mental illness, the National Institute of Mental Health asserts that nearly one in five U.S. adults live with a mental illness (52.9 million in 2020).  https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/statistics/mental-illness

Wednesday, March 1, 2023
I have to go back to 1985 to recollect a better meal than lunch today at Le Bernardin, 155 West 51st Street, a birthday treat by my young bride.  Le Bernardin has three Michelin stars and has earned four stars from the New York Times every time that it has been reviewed since its opening in 1986.  I heartily agree, with only modest embarrassment at temporarily abandoning the revolution for two hours of hedonism.

The room is large, decorated attractively, but soberly.  The tables, holding two to eight people, are generously proportioned and well spaced.  Service is impeccable, captains, sommeliers, waiters, bus drivers (you can’t say busboys anymore), only seconds away without hovering.

We had the three course prix fixe lunch for $120; an eight course tasting menu is $298, paired with wine for $468.  The whole table must order the tasting menu.  After an amuse bouche, literally "mouth amuser" a/k/a vorspeiss, of a smoked salmon and poached salmon pâté, the first course of three is chosen from 18 alternatives, two salads and 16 fish/seafood.  I had poached lobster, silver dollar-sized rounds in Verjus Sabayon, a heavenly sauce of grape juice and eggs. The second course has 12 choices, 9 fish, steak, Guinea hen and pasta.  In spite of the obvious focus on the ocean, I selected the Guinea hen, quarter-inch thick discs stuffed with truffles and foie gras.  Beyond delicious.

My dessert was sticky toffee pudding with coffee ice cream and a miniature Black Forest cake for my birthday.  I can’t wait until next year.
 
Regarding 1985 — On my first trip to France, I went to Les Frères Troisgros, possibly the best restaurant in the country at the time, where I had a spectacular eight-course dinner for 350 francs, $45.50 at 13₵ a franc. 
 
Friday, March 3, 2023
Individually, the caption and the photograph are each bizarre, together they make you fear for Western civilization.   
A bejeweled face mask, on rare occasions, can tie a whole outfit together.