Saturday, December 21, 2024

Odds On

Saturday, December 14, 2024 
Before the pixels were even dry on last week’s blog, the real story about the closing of Absolute Bagels, 2788 Broadway, broke. https://patch.com/new-york/upper-west-side-nyc/absolute-bagels-was-absolutely-riddled-health-code-violations

As good as the bagels tasted, they likely had secret ingredients that were not part of your regular diet, provided by the rodents and vermin that frequented the premises.
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Sunday, December 15, 2024
If you are single, and everybody is for at least sometime in life, you may want surroundings that support your style of life. Proximity to a friendly pub might be more important than nearness to a petting zoo. This study “compared more than 180 U.S. cities across 35 key indicators of dating-friendliness.” https://wallethub.com/edu/best-worst-cities-for-singles/9015

Atlanta came out on top, having “an extremely high number of attractions, restaurants and nightlife activities, giving people a wide variety of venues for dates.” There is also the remarkable statistic, to me, that over 69% of its population is single, not even the highest number, trailing Detroit, Burlington and Cleveland, among others. Las Vegas is the dubious choice for second place, “boasting some of the best and most diverse nightlife options in the country, along with an extremely high number of attractions and restaurants overall.” What I always noticed in Las Vegas was the pall of unsuccessful gamblers, watching their luck evaporate. Those woeful souls do not make for good company.
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On the other hand, madam and I provided good company for my brother at lunch in honor of his birthday. We met at Seasons 52, 217 Lafayette Avenue, Edison, New Jersey, an excellent example of what a suburban restaurant should be — large, friendly, lots of parking, combining the familiar with some innovative touches. Today, I regressed towards the mean in contrast to earlier visits and ordered half a rotisserie chicken, plump and juicy, with French  green beans, roasted cherry tomatoes and rice pilaf ($23.50). My bride had the very interesting Maui Crunch Salad, seared tuna, organic greens, mango, almonds, wood-grilled red peppers and toasted sesame dressing ($21.50). My brother had the hearty wood-grilled Kona crusted lamb loin with broccolini and mashed Yukon potatoes ($32.50).

Monday, December 16, 2024
Mazel tov to Jessica and Tavish upon their marriage high on a mountain in Colorado.
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I am a Zionist, a supporter of the State of Israel, but not a supporter of its present regime, which, at times, seems to be perpetuating violence for its own sake. These two headings appeared on CNN.com this afternoon not far apart:

•Israeli strike kills Al Jazeera photojournalist on one year anniversary of colleague’s death
•Palestinian grandfather whose tribute to slain granddaughter went viral is killed by Israeli fire in Gaza

War is hell, chaotic and unpredictable. That’s why you seek peace.
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About one-third of Americans rent their primary residence. That might be okay except that the financial gap between renters and owners is so large, renters have less than 3% of the wealth of homeowners, making up the difference is often impossible. https://www.aspeninstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/ASAPN0431-From-Rent-to-Riches-Report-241113-WEB.pdf

Tuesday, December 17, 2024
I saw another neurologist today and found that I don’t have what they thought I had, but they don’t quite know what I have and they don’t expect it to go away.
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Tom and Kim joined us at Roosevelt House Public Policy Institute, 47-49 East 65th Street, to hear Rachel Maddow, television host and author, and Steve Benin, television producer and author, discussing “What Next for America: Assessing the 2024 Presidential Election and the Threat to American Democracy.” In sum, it’ll get worse before it gets better.

Speaking of MSNBC, my version of post partum election depression has included almost total withdrawal from watching MSNBC since the election. In the same vein, I have stopped watching New York Ranger games. 

Wednesday, December 18, 2024
The word from Washington is that the next head of the National Weather Service will be Stormy Daniels.
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Evidence of at least a partially descended testicle:

"Matt Gaetz Ethics Report to Be Released After House Panel’s Secret Vote"  
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A couple of weeks ago, I closed the door on reporting end-of-the-year best of lists. They may be fun, but they have a very brief shelf life. However, this compilation is a little out of the ordinary. What books did New Yorkers take out of the library. https://www.nypl.org/blog/2024/12/18/top-checkouts-nyc-boroughs

I learned that Freida McFadden, very big on Staten Island, but previously unknown to me, is the pen name of an American thriller author and practicing physician specializing in brain injury, according to Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freida_McFadden

Remarkably, she has produced, on the average, one book every 5-1/2 months over 12 years. Make that Amazingly.

Thursday, December 19, 2024
I’m a sports fan, but not a fan of sports betting with its potential for massive corruption, a prospect that the industry fails to acknowledge. “Bill Miller, the president of the A.G.A. [the American Gaming Association, the industry’s trade organization], said last week during a meeting of the National Council of Legislators from Gaming States that he expected the industry would be under less scrutiny from the federal government in the coming years. ‘We have a Republican president, Republican Senate and Republican House,’ he said. ‘And so what does that mean for the gaming industry? It means probably less pressure.’
Friday, December 20, 2024
The Upper West Side’s Power Couple headed off into the sunrise to visit the second and third generations in Eastern Massachusetts. Festivities shall abound. However, jackknifed tractor trailers on the Massachusetts Turnpike turned the normal 4-1/2 hour trip (including lunch) into a 7 hour ordeal.
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How about Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis? Given a case of historic  proportions and flushing it down the toilet by failing to curb adolescent passions.

Saturday, December 14, 2024

What's Up, Doc?

Saturday, December 7, 2024
Andy would have been 80 today.
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Can anybody tell me who are the good guys in the Syrian civil war?
https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/06/middleeast/syria-hts-al-jolani-profile-intl?cid=ios_app
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Main Street is the most popular address in the United States. Oddly, the next few in order are Second, Third, First.

Similarly, Second Avenue is more common than First Avenue.
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I hope that you have a friend as kind and thoughtful as Anne Williams.

Sunday, December 8, 2024
A little good news, a little bad news. About 1 in 5 local apartment rental listings offered some concessions. Citywide, median asking rent increased to $3,676. A little more good news, a little more bad news. The inventory of available apartments rose in Brooklyn and Queens, while it shrank in Manhattan.
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The phrase “knowledge is power” has distinguished origins. It is attributed to Sir Francis Bacon as recorded by Thomas Hobbes. 

I’m not sure if it was ever true, but, these days, the opposite really seems to prevail. Power is knowledge. “Get out of my way. I’ll tell you what’s true.”

Monday, December 9, 2024
We have admittedly been focused on local real estate prices, but we are not alone in facing steep inflation in property values. In England now, average homes are beyond the reach of most people.

The article speaks of “Britain’s broken housing market” where the average home price was £298,000 last year, that is $380,315 in real money. On the other hand, last week we learned that the least expensive domestic Zip code, Benton County, Arkansas, had a median home price of $408,403. Hmm.
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You might think that 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. 1) Samuel Fuchs was my companion for the evening. His service as a naval officer at sea offers me a perspective that is otherwise absent from my circle of friends and colleagues. 2) We ate at bb.q Chicken, 25 West 32nd Street, that very reliable server of Korean fried chicken. I had a box of boneless classic recipe, nine crispy, crunchy pieces ($15.99). 3) The Rangers lost.

Tuesday, December 10, 2024
Listening to the discussions about the Daniel Penny verdict, the white ex-Marine who choked the deranged Black homeless man on the subway, brings back O.J. Simpson in reverse.
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I had lunch at Pastrami Queen, 138 West 72nd Street, with Art Spar, neighborhood poet laureate. Not as hungry as I normally am, I passed on the Tuesday Special, pastrami and corned beef each on a dinner roll, French fries, coleslaw and a pickle for $19.95 and had the Lunch Special, a bowl of matzoh ball soup and half a roast beef sandwich ($23). In brief, Tuesday beats Lunch.

Wednesday, December 11, 2024
I had a video visit with my neurosurgeon this morning to review last week’s hospital experience. And guess what? I’m healthy, at least to the degree of not having what they thought that I had. Now, a new team of doctors is being gathered to plan an assault on Mount Gotthelf.
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“My whole life, I’ve been afraid of being broke,” thus spake Richard L. Zeitlin in federal court yesterday at his sentencing hearing. He was sufficiently motivated by his fear that he pocketed at least 80% of the more than $145 million that he raised in bogus charity appeals.

Thursday, December 12, 2024
Temple Emanu-El is the largest Jewish congregation in the world. Appropriately, it operates the Streicker Cultural Center, 10 East 66th Street, which offers an extensive and sophisticated array of programs of Jewish and general public interest. Tonight, I went there to see a new documentary, “Torn: The Israeli-Palestine Poster War On NYC Streets.”

Soon after October 7th, photographs of the hostages taken by Hamas appeared on walls, windows and lampposts in many local neighborhoods. 


Vandals? Freedom fighters? tore them down or painted them over in response. The film is very powerful, portraying the passionate and deep divisions that attend the conflict. A discussion followed, including the two Israeli street artists who created the original posters and the filmmaker. 97 hostages remain in Gaza, alive and dead. 

Friday, December 13, 2024
Big brother’s birthday.
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Absolute Bagel, 2788 Broadway, considered by many to have the Holy Land’s best bagels, closed yesterday preemptively, with no explanation. 

I believe that they are one of the three best bagel shops, along with Zucker’s Bagels & Smoked Fish, 273 Columbus Avenue and other locations, and Utopia Bagels, 120 East 34th Street and 1909 Utopia Parkway, Whitestone. I can only hope that they reopen closer to Palazzo di Gotthelf. 

Saturday, December 7, 2024

It Only Hurts When I Laugh

Saturday, November 30, 2024 
A museum in Marseille, France is holding an exhibit on nudism. On certain days, clothing is optional for attendees. The New York Times conveniently provides a picture at the exhibition. Cherchez la femme?

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Yesterday, in Philadelphia, the New York Rangers lost their fifth hockey game in a row, something that had not happened for a long time and very unexpected early in a season following one where they had more wins than any other team in the National Hockey League. Undeterred, Gentleman Jerry and I headed to Madison Square Garden for a matinee match today against the Montreal Canadiens, with the incentive of free food and drinks in the lounge run by a major bank. We ate well, antipasto skewers with cheese, olives, meat; ziti in a creamy garlic sauce; cheese pierogies; “Chicken Vodka Parm Spring Rolls”. Diet Pepsi flowed freely.

The game proceeded successfully, as well. Rangers won, 4-3, the winning goal scored with 22 seconds left.
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The evening’s entertainment was less suspenseful, but far more amusing. “Eureka Day” is a dramedy centered on a progressive private school in Berkeley, California facing a mumps outbreak. It captures the contorted attempts to avoid offending any parent, including those espousing science-free theories. The delightful Jessica Hecht leads the cast in her usual outstanding fashion.

Sunday, December 1, 2024
While nudists may save some money on clothing, it probably would not be enough to move them into the most expensive real estate in the United States, based on the median price of listed properties for sale.

Atherton, California, with the dubious distinction of being the most expensive Zip code, is just north of Palo Alto and Stanford University and shelters many tech gazillionaires not yet arrested for cooking the books. 

The overall picture is of a country awash with expensive properties. Even Benton County, Arkansas, the least expensive Zip code has a median list price of $408,403. That’s a lot of money in a state that has a minimum wage of $11 per hour. In other words, it would only take less than 38,000 hours to afford this Arkansas bargain.

Monday, December 2, 2024
8420 Hudson South is my temporary new address. It’s a room with a view directly over the Hudson River and slightly to the left of the George Washington Bridge in the Milstein Hospital at the Columbia (you’ll pardon the expression) Presbyterian Medical Center. I’m here for the next few days to be tested for hydrocephalus, water on the brain, according to several neurologists. 

Evaluation and testing began shortly after I got into my room. I had to remember numbers and words, backwards, forwards. I liked the part where I had to identify pictures of animals. I insisted that they all looked like Donald Trump. The real business began after lunch, that is if they had allowed me to eat lunch. What followed was more than two hours of ouch, OUch; OUCH! as they inserted a drain in my spine.

My dear wife was here when I returned to my room, as I am sure she will be in the next few days, her support a vital element in my recovery.

Tuesday, December 3, 2024
Every four hours, morning, noon and night, the spigot inserted in my back is turned on making me the human equivalent of a sugar maple tree, brimming with sap. While the sleep intervals would be very welcome, they are constantly disturbed by the hospital’s soundtrack of never ending bings, bongs, dings, dongs, pings, rings, chirps, buzzes, beeps, bleeps, chimes, peals and squeals.
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I wish Joe Biden had kept his promise to not pardon his son, dwarfed, however, by his implicit promise to run for only one term as president, “I view myself as a transition candidate.” 

I consider it foolish, though, to criticize his behavior in light of the actual and promised conduct of the 45th/47th president. At any other time in American history, Biden would be deservedly condemned, but with the clown show returning to town, this mistake should disappear as will the recognition of his accomplishments.
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I will not bother discussing the hospital meals now that I have had a few served and fewer eaten. I don’t expect chicken as good as Popeyes, French toast as good as B&H’s, roast beef as good as Smith & Wollensky’s or desserts as good as Magnolia Bakery’s. I’m in the bloody hospital, not on vacation.

Wednesday, December 4, 2024
I have previously dwelled on the cost of residential real estate in the Holy Land and parking spaces, as well. Some other items also reach stratospheric heights, for example private secondary school tuition. The Dalton School, on the Upper East Side, charges $64,300. Charitably, tuition assistance is offered even for families with hefty six-figure incomes.
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It’s a cliché of politics that the extreme right and the extreme left often mirror each other. The same also holds for religious couture. “For women, this [ban] includes wearing tight clothes and outfits that expose the body below the neck, above the ankles, and above the forearms.” Jerusalem? No, Tehran. https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/04/middleeast/iran-chastity-law-dress restrictions-intl?cid=ios_app

Thursday, December 5, 2024
My good friend Larry Storrs just had knee surgery. Here is what he wrote me: “By the way, in my stay at the hospital and rehab place I noticed a lot of immigrants treating me and I began to ask what countries they were from.  I compiled a list of 30 countries, with many from Philipines, El Salvador, India.  Here is my list:  India, Canada, Dom Republic, Sierra Leone, Uganda, Nigeria, Georgia (former part of USSR), Cameroon, China, former Yugoslavia or BosniaHerzebonia, Korea, Peru, Venezuela, Colombia, Jamaica, Ethiopia, Egypt, Indonesia, Nepal, Togo, Liberia, Ireland (one of the doctors born in U.S. but citizen of Ireland), Congo, Zambia, Ivory Coast, Iran, and Taiwan.” 

I have not been as thorough as Larry over the last 3-1/2 days, but the diversity of my hospital’s staff was evident, too. On the other hand, “America is for Americans and Americans only” says Trump advisor Stephen Miller. https://youtu.be/uMUq40wzfP4
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Home, sweet home. Stony Brook Steve was kind enough to ferry me, because America’s Favorite Epidemiologist had committed months ago to give a speech about, of all things, Epidemiology.

Friday, December 6, 2024
Katherine Walker Brodie can't be that old.
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Problem solved
"How One of the World’s Richest Men Is Avoiding $8 Billion in Taxes"

Today’s headline: “The ‘Chilling’ Fatal Shooting of a C.E.O. Has Business Leaders on Edge”

Not tomorrow’s headline: “Business Leaders Eliminate Harsh and Punitive Policies Targeting Consumers”