Saturday, November 21, 2020

Just Desserts

Monday, November 16, 2020

(Saturday) 27 Across - Lane hugger? 

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Karl Marx recognized the power of capitalism, the unchecked movement of the market throughout society.  "Constant revolutionising of production, uninterrupted disturbance of all social conditions, everlasting uncertainty and agitation distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions, are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify." 

Marx believed that this will eventually lead to capitalism's destruction, replaced by a more humane communism.  So far, he is only partly right - the crushing power of the market is evident.  I found a persuasive example in an advertisement for credit cards popping up in an on-line display and in a full  page printed in the New York Times.  "[W]e’re giving our transgender and non-binary customers the choice to have account profiles and credit cards that match who they are."

Gender fluidity has to be one of the most controversial issues in the US today and one beyond consideration in many other countries.  Certainly, many of our domestic media channels might not even carry that ad copy.  But, here it is on Sunday morning, displayed to and printed for countless thousands of consumers, produced by the world's largest credit card issuer.  

Our friends on the right fear government intrusion to the degree that they risk the lives of themselves and those around them by refusing to wear masks during a pandemic, but ignore how their world and its options are constantly being reshaped by unrelenting market forces.

Law-abiding civilians are immune from relocation by our government except possibly when facing a disaster.  However, large corporations move personnel around at will as a regular part of resource management.  More than a half century ago, I heard IBM defined as "I've Been Moved."

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

It's not quite as exciting as news of a successful coronavirus vaccine, but we members of the 11th Lost Tribe of Israel on the Upper West Side are delighted at the appearance of this heart-warming sign on West 72nd Street, with the promise of heartburn in the near future. 

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Speaking of our favorite pandemic, there are two different docs in a box immediately across from Palazzo di Gotthelf, each with lines of people out the door waiting for Covid-19 tests.  This is, of course, encouraging, but there seems to be a greater need for reading comprehension tests given the large numbers of people putting themselves and the rest of us at risk by misunderstanding or disregarding the dramatic rise in cases throughout the country.

I know that one suggested cause of disaffection among typical Trump voters, many overlapping with coronavirus deniers, is the condescension they experience from teachers, doctors, lawyers, social workers, and politicians.  Would it make a difference if we "talk their language," peppering our conversation with crudity, hyperbole and hostility?

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Like a moth to a flame, I buzzed right into a Zoom conversation this morning about anti-Semitism in France, featuring Dr. Pierre Birnbaum, professor of political science at the Sorbonne.  He described himself as "scared and pessimistic" about the future of Jews in France, because, in 2019, 60% of the hate crimes in France were committed against Jews, 1% of the population.   https://www.jta.org/quick-reads/frances-tiny-jewish-minority-targeted-in-majority-of-racist-incidents-in-2019

Yet, he pointed out that France is the only European country that has a greater Jewish population now than before WWII.  Additionally, he found some ironic cause for pride in the Dreyfus Affair, claiming that in no other Western country would a Jew be allowed to rise as high in the military as Major Alfred Dreyfus did for decades to come. 

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

The soon-to-be-ex-president* often flaunted long-recognized customs and rituals of American political life and civilization generally, actually an attraction for many of his supporters.  I'm pleased to report, however, that he will respect one non-partisan, classic American tradition - sparing the life of a Thanksgiving turkey.  Of course, as with so much that is associated with the White House, there are some twists and turns.  In order to temporarily distract him from his petulant tweeting about the election results, top aides told him that the turkey to be pardoned is named Trump. 

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Republican politicians in Pennsylvania have been objecting to declaring Joe Biden the winner of their state's electoral votes, citing “a litany of inconsistencies.”  It seems that only their grip on reality is suffering a litany of inconsistencies. 

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Lil Wayne, a successful rapper, has had two things that have been denied me.  Just prior to the election, he had a meeting with the president to endorse his re-election bid and, for Father’s Day, he received a gold-plated .45-caliber Glock handgun with a pearl grip, which resulted in his indictment on a federal gun charge.  I don’t even get a tie anymore.  

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Explaining his agreement to direct a movie musical about the development of Viagra, Spike Lee said that he had been attracted to movie musicals since boyhood, although he was primarily devoted to "Stoop Ball, Stick Ball, Punch Ball, Soft Ball, Basketball, 2 Hand Touch, Tackle Football, Coco Leevio, Johnny On Da Pony, Hot Peas And Butter, Crack Top, Down Da Sewer And Of Course-Booty’s Up. All The Great New York City Street Games That Might Be Sadly Lost Forever."    https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/nov/18/spike-lee-to-direct-musical-about-viagra

I share Lee's sentiments and recollections, with a few reservations.  I never heard of Hot Peas and Butter and Crack Top.  Hot Peas and Butter, where a hidden belt, once found, is used to beat on other players, sounds sufficiently sadistic to fit in our Pitkin Avenue repertoire.   https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/hot-peas-and-butter_b_698087/amp

As a graduate student at Cornell University, raised in a New York City apartment, I was surrounded by undergraduates from the nicest settings around the country, large homes in suburban communities.  While these kids grew up with many creature comforts that I lacked, such as air conditioning and their own bedroom, they were denied two vital elements of childhood, sidewalks and curbs.  Play, therefore, had a character that inhibited the growth of a mature, integrated personality.  Most stultifying was the need for adult assistance to ferry them around from place to place.  

I recall an afternoon in front of Willard Straight Hall, at the center of the Cornell campus, leading a group of otherwise privileged students in a game of 3 Feet Over Germany, a classic street game.  As good as I was in the classroom, this may have been my greatest contribution to the education of these kids.  

By the way, Arthur Dobrin, poet, ethicist, novelist, community leader reminded me of I Declare War on Germany, another favorite on Pitkin Avenue back when we could still win a war.

Friday, November 20, 2020

If you are willing to leave the house and feel like some TLC without abandoning all caution, Time Out New York offers “11 Ridiculously Cozy Outdoor Dining Spots,” only a few of which are ridiculously expensive.   https://www.timeout.com/newyork/news/11-ridiculously-cozy-outdoor-dining-spots-in-nyc-111720

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Looking back on the 2020 election, there is a strong backlash against political pollsters, because they so notably missed the mark in the presidential and congressional races.  But, forget those errors, they were just the icing on the cake.  Think about the cake.  It was over baked in places, under baked in other places, too dry, too wet, too lumpy and other flaws that you can learn from the "Great British Bake Off."  In the end, however, a strawberry shortcake emerged, not a lemon meringue pie, just not quite the strawberry shortcake that we imagined.  It's the baker and his ingredients that have to be questioned, not the kid licking the bowl.

*Harry Truman insisted that he was a former president, having left under his own power, while Herbert Hoover was an ex-president, having failed re-election.

Answer = KENT

Saturday, November 14, 2020

Born to Run, Slowly

Monday, November 9, 2020 

OK boomer, here's your question: Bruce Springsteen is on the cover of what publication this month? 

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To sum up the president's principled position on the election returns: What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine.

Also, there is some symmetry in learning that he is not only a sore winner, but a sore loser as well.
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Now, we know what it takes to revive a ghost town.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Columbus Circle @ 3:35 P.M. Saturday
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The top digital editor of the New York Post, Rupert Murdoch's most insistently pernicious print publication in the United States is Michelle Gotthelf.  What can I say?  It has to be nurture, not nature.
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While he has not been willing to acknowledge his defeat, the president should begin to consider his future.  I think that a natural role for him would be the new host of "Jeopardy," succeeding the late Alex Trebek.  After all, with his wealth of knowledge in so many fields, he will bring the right authoritative note to the proceedings. 

Tuesday, November 10, 2020
I understand Trump's reluctance, nay inability, to accept defeat.  It comes as no surprise.  However, this headline is very disturbing, "As Biden Plans Transition, Republicans Decline to Recognize His Election."  If congressional leadership maintains the mores of the sandbox, it could make us ungovernable, immobilized as the coronavirus death count continues to climb, as businesses fail, as families become impoverished and as our adversaries seek every advantage.  It's a formula for America Last.
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"What Went Wrong With Polling? Some Early Theories."  That's another provocative headline today for an article by Nate Cohn, normally a statistical wunderkind.  https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/10/upshot/polls-what-went-wrong.html

Nate avoids certainty.  "[W]hatever steps pollsters took to improve after 2016 were canceled out by a new set of problems," not entirely defined.  Based on the results, however, it seems that both candidates must have relied on some quantitative input to tailor their campaigns as effectively as they did.  Each did better than expected, really.  They must have heard stuff that the public didn't.
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Allow me to take a small step back to normalcy, for a moment turning away from politics.  Here is an interesting list of "The 25 best cheap eats in NYC." 

Among my friends, this is a subject of real controversy.
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Can we immediately bury the phrase "Defund the Police"?  It's a loser or worse.  Serious efforts are needed to improve the recruitment, training, supervision and disciplining of police forces throughout the country.  It may not fit on a bumper sticker, but that's the path to meaningful reform.  Don't give the forces of darkness words that are easily weaponized.

Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Need some encouragement?  There are more public libraries than Starbucks or McDonald’s in the USA.  

Thursday, November 12, 2020
I think that we will be trying to unpuzzle how political polling went awry in 2020 for a long time to come.  Here's another look.

Friday, November 13, 2020
This book review of "A Promised Land," by Barack Obama is so informative that you can just read it and save 20 or 30 bucks.   https://nyti.ms/2Ir2Rlw 
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Here's a sectarian heads up.  Late next month, at the time of the joyous Hanukkah season, there will be an extensive five-day Yiddish festival promising: "Films – Lectures – Theater – Yiddish Song – Folk Dance – Yiddish Language – Yiddish Culture and History – Visual Arts – Master Classes – Ensembles – Foods – Klezmer Music – Local Community – Art Exhibition – Special Programs for Kids & Teens and More!"  It costs money, because apparently George Soros depleted his funds buying the election, but you can purchase bits and pieces as you choose.
http://www.yiddishnewyork.com
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Do you need something new to arouse your indignation?  "New ‘party bagels’ are an affront to bagels everywhere. We will not stand for it."  https://www.nj.com/food/2020/10/new-party-bagels-are-an-affront-to-bagels-everywhere-we-will-not-stand-for-it.html
 
From an ethnocentric viewpoint, should we pleased that a beloved Jewish symbol is being so thoroughly Americanized or appalled at its desecration?
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Answer = AARP - The Magazine

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Too Close For Comfort

Monday, November 2, 2020 

Here is my shopping list for tomorrow's election:

 

Cal Cunningham - Senate
Mike Esty - Senate
Jaime Harrison - Senate
Doug Jones - Senate
Mark Kelly - Senate
Amy McGrath - Senate
Gary Peters - Senate
Phil Arballo - House 
Nancy Goroff - House

Jones and Peters are incumbents.  Jones in Alabama probably faces the greatest challenge.  He won his seat against a child molester, but now is opposed by a retired college football coach, a position not far removed Down South from attendance at the Last Supper.  Peters, a white liberal, is facing a Black conservative in Michigan.  The others are trying to unseat the sort of human waste that we now call Republicans.  Additionally, I contributed to several pinko groups aiming at fair elections.  I’ll report on my personal results later in the century.
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A picture in today’s paper shows an anti-mask demonstrator carrying a sign that reads “This is political not medical.”  I’ll remember that when I schedule my next colonoscopy with Mike Pence.  What are these people thinking?  Last week, I reported on a petition by college football players to be allowed to mingle their blood, sweat, tears and spit with their peers.  How about parents suing to overturn a mask mandate for their public school children?  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-parents-sue-school-board-over-mandate-requires-students-wear-n1245496   I wonder if this is an attempt to simplify their estate planning.   
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Cowards.  That's what I thought as I walked around the neighborhood today and saw store windows being boarded up.  What are they expecting?  In 2016, Trump lost New York State by 22.5% and Manhattan particularly by 76%, and the results this year are unlikely to differ significantly.  So, who's going to do what to whom?  Are the anarchic Jews of West End Synagogue going to storm the smoked fish counter at Zabar's without taking a number?  When the sagacious David Goldfarb observed that the Pottery Barn on Broadway at 67th Street had been boarded up, he asked "Who wants anything from Pottery Barn?"

What a reflection on our times.

Tuesday, November 3, 2020
To be continued. 

Wednesday, November 4, 2020 @ 8:30 A.M.
Here we are and where is that exactly?  In the morning hours, it is too early to tell.  Still, I am aghast.  Forget for now the gross errors in predicting the outcome.  How could we even approach such a narrow division of sentiment, almost the exact replica of 2016?  Not quite a majority enamored of the sitting president, but enough support at the right time and place to place the Electoral College within reach. 

Thursday, November 5, 2020
"My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over."  The break with the immediate past was not, in fact, over when Gerald Ford spoke in August 1974.  There were still trials and jail sentences for some of Richard Nixon's co-conspirators, but the government itself seemed to rebound quickly.  Legislation followed that tried to curb some of Nixon's excesses and the national elections of 1974 and 1976 brought in new faces and ideas, at least temporarily.

It may be some time before we are able to repeat Ford's words.  Even January 20, 2021 may be too soon if we regard attitudes, not just formalities.  After all, about 49% of the American electorate voted for That Guy.  When I look at the words in just one story about the incumbent that ran on Election Day, I am reminded of Mad Libs, the long lasting divertisement created by Price/Stern/Sloan Publishers (PSS) in the 1960s.  You know, fill in the blank spots with nouns, adjectives, verbs as directed, invariably producing a silly tale.  Try to insert the name of any other American president.  "______ has threatened to sue when the election is over."  "______  expects to face intensifying scrutiny from prosecutors if he loses."  "______  associates say he simply enjoys attacking [his opponent's] family."  https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/02/us/politics/trump-campaign.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

So much about the last 3-1/2 years has been a radical departure from our modern political history (I'll skip the early 19th Century when duels resulted from political differences) that the pendulum's future resting point may still be far from where we started. 

One interesting footnote to this election is the return of socialism to our politics, not socialist policies -- Bernie Sanders will only increasingly be confused with Larry David in the future -- but as an insulting label.  It makes me feel young again.
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Speaking of PSS, headquartered in Los Angeles, I did significant computer work for them in the 1970s, when I lived on the Left Coast.  Larry Sloan ran the business for his friends Roger Price, a comedian and writer ("I'm For Me First"), and Leonard Stern, comedy writer and producer ("The Honeymooners," "Get Smart" among many others), who created Mad Libs when they were writers on "The Steve Allen Show."

PSS was thriving in the 1970s and I bought stock, something like 2,000 shares at $1.50 each.  A dozen years later, I was back in the Holy Land and promoted to partner in a major accounting/consulting firm.  The rules of the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants barred partners from holding shares in a client company and, sure enough, my firm audited PSS.  Accordingly, I sold the stock for about four times what I paid for it, a good return after many years (11.5%), but not jaw dropping.

Another decade passes and I get a letter from a sort of salvage company telling me that, unbeknownst to me, but known to them, there is "treasure" belonging to me, which, for a hefty fee, they will retrieve.  Go ahead, cross my palm with silver and they did, netting me about $11,000 for more PSS shares, in spite of the transaction by Merrill Lynch 10 years earlier that professedly cleared the account.  I had remained friends with Larry Sloan and, when I subsequently asked him about this, he was as puzzled as I was.  Not that I was puzzled enough to not spend the money.
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And now for something completely different.  Barnes & Noble offers its list of "The 10 Best Books of 2020."  https://m.barnesandnoble.com/b/books/barnes-nobles-best-books-of-2020/barnes-nobles-10-best-books-of-2020/_/N-29Z8q8Z2v0b

It starts with Barack Obama's memoir, "A Promised Land," which isn't even officially released.  However, just as Michelle Obama tore it up last year with "Becoming," his work is expected to be wildly successful.  "The 768-page book is the most anticipated presidential memoir in memory, as much or more because of the quality of the writing than for any possible revelations."    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/barack-obamas-memoir-a-promised-land-is-coming-out-nov-17-01600352744

I read an excerpt on crafting Obamacare that ran in The New Yorker last week.  It was refreshing to be exposed to a president's erudition and thoughtfulness.  Maybe a bit sad, too.

Friday, November 6, 2020
I can count seeing "Fiddler on the Roof" on stage four times -- the original Broadway run in the 1960s, but long after Zero Mostel left the show; the Broadway revival of 2015 with Mike Burstein and the lovely Jessica Hecht; and the Yiddish production twice, in 2018 and 2019.  If I saw the movie, released in 1971, I am sure that I didn't like it, because movie musicals never approach their stage versions.  (Note that the opening movie scene of "West Side Story" defies this generality, with Jerome Robbins's masterful choreography shot outdoors on the rubble where Palazzo di Gotthelf would later rise.)

There is another "Fiddler" movie, however, that I heartily recommend, "Fiddler: A Miracle of Miracles," a documentary released last year about its continuing worldwide popularity and attraction to diverse ethnic and national populations.  You don't have to be Jewish, as it was once said.  It will be shown on PBS on Friday, November 13th at 9 P.M.
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Here's the report card on the candidates that I supported with two to three figure donations.  I backed underdogs mostly, because they needed the most help and their opponents were among the most appalling.  So, I am more disappointed than surprised by the poor showing, although I admit surprise at the closeness of the national results.

Cal Cunningham lost in North Carolina 
Mike Esty lost in Mississippi
Jaime Harrison lost in South Carolina
Doug Jones lost in Alabama
Mark Kelly won in Arizona
Amy McGrath lost in Kentucky
Gary Peters won in Michigan
Phil Arballo lost in California 
Nancy Goroff lost in New York
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It made me assemble my random list:
  • French toast at B&H Dairy Restaurant, 127 Second Avenue
  • Shrimps in lobster sauce over shrimp fried rice (custom) at Wo Hop, 17 Mott Street 
  • Roti canai at Wok Wok Southeast Asian Kitchen, 11 Mott Street
  • Sesame noodles at 21 Shanghai, 21 Mott Street
  • Scallion pancake at Shanghai Asian Cuisine, 14A Elizabeth Street
  • Baked BBQ pork buns at Tim Ho Wan, 610 Ninth Avenue
  • Frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity 3, 225 East 60th Street 
  • French fries at Nathan's Famous, 1310 Surf Avenue, Coney Island
  • Queen Malka Schnitzel at Miznon North, 161 West 72nd Street 
  • Chicken sandwich at Popeyes [sic] Louisiana Kitchen, various locations
  • Chocolate chip cookies at Jacques Torres, 285 Amsterdam Avenue 
  • Roast beef hash at Smith & Wollensky, 797 Third Avenue
  • Dark Russet Kettle Cooked Potato Chips at Trader Joe's, various locations
Suggestions tolerated.