Saturday, September 23, 2023

That Sounds Like a Lot of Money

Sunday, September 17, 2023 
A couple of weeks ago, I met Rabbi Jonah Rank in a social context.  Once I learned about his professional role, I wanted to share it with you.  He is the President & Rosh Yeshivah (leading scholar) of Hebrew Seminary in Chicago, A Rabbinical School School for Deaf & Hearing.  Founded over 30 years ago, it trains people as rabbis, pararabbis, and educators to serve all Jewish communities, including the Deaf community.  This is the right time of year to give a little.  https://hebrewseminary.org/donate/
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This list of allegedly the best bagels in New York omits Zucker’s Bagels & Smoked Fish, 273 Columbus Avenue and half a dozen other locations, my personal favorite.  https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/guides/best-bagels-nyc

However, in the prevailing spirit of forgiveness, I will grant that the collection overall is pretty good.  If a Zucker’s is not close by, many of these are worthy alternatives.  
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Is it inevitable that the rich get richer?  “Since 2000, the most expensive U.S. homes have nearly quadrupled in value, while homes in the lowest tier have not kept pace with inflation."

While many ordinary folks seem to have benefited by the hot housing market, in the immortal words of Mel Brooks, “It’s good to be the king.”  So, go out and get rich.

Monday, September 18, 2023
I haven’t polled every Jew out there, but several who heard the following said “Of course.”  "Wartime Pope Pius XII knew details about the Nazi attempt to exterminate Jews in the Holocaust as early as 1942, according to a letter found in the Vatican archives that conflicts with the Holy See's official position at the time that the information it had was vague and unverified."

Understand this, while I would rather focus on bagels, history has another story to tell.

Tuesday, September 19, 2023
Roger P. and Michael R. were both at Cornell University in the early 1960s, but I only met them individually two decades later.  Four decades after that, we had a hearty lunch at Kung Fu Kitchen, 610 Eighth Avenue, its third location.  It concentrates on dim sum and hand-pulled noodles.  We stuck to dim sum with great delight.  We had soup dumplings (6 for $10.95), vegetable steamed dumplings (6 for $9.50), scallion pancake with sliced beef (4 for $9.95), pan-fried Peking duck buns (4 for $18.50), steamed shrimp dumplings (4 for $8), Shanghai pan-fried pork buns (6 for $14). 

Ironically? Fortuitously? Kung Fu Kitchen sits directly next to Awe Sum Dim Sum, 612 Eighth Avenue, another top notch dim sum joint, although far more casual.  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 

Wednesday, September 20, 2023
You can run, but you can’t hide especially from a Jewish hurricane.

Thursday, September 21, 2023
I read an interesting statistic today in the sports section.  The average Notre Dame football season ticket holder lives 500 miles away from the university.  It reminded me asymptotically of a study done many decades ago by Andrew Hacker, then an American government professor at Cornell University, comparing the mobility of American political leaders and American business leaders.  He found that U.S. Senators resided a few miles from their birthplace, returning home even if they left for higher education.  CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, on the other hand, lived a great distance from their birthplace, moving on a trajectory determined by opportunity and company policy.  It may no longer be the case, but IBM was referred to as I've Been Moved.  
 
Meanwhile, among other Senators, J.D. Vance returned to Ohio after Yale Law School, Chuck Schumer to New York after Harvard University and Harvard Law School, Amy Klobuchar to Minnesota after Yale University and the University of Chicago Law School, and Mike Crapo (closer to crop than crap) to Idaho after Brigham Young University and Harvard Law School.  
 
Friday, September 22, 2023
Trying to end 5783 with a clean slate, I attacked the pile of bills that failed to disappear by being ignored.  The one that stood out by far was the "Doctor/facility charges" for my recent hip surgery, which included two nights in the hospital (my first hospital stay since birth).  I paid $21.29, not bad for a new hip even if I am still limping after 15 weeks.  But, that's the bottom line.  The amount billed was $160,465.20, which is why I'll never pretend to understand the economics of the American health care system.       
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Restaurants I understand better.  We had dinner tonight with Barbara and Bernie, cousins of cousins, at Masseria dei Vino, 887 Ninth Avenue.  This place has not only high quality, expensive Italian cuisine, but a stunning decor created by hundreds of backlit wine bottles.  Madam and I started by sharing a carciofi salad, that is artichoke leaves with roasted pistachio nuts, avocado and slices of Parmesan cheese, an excellent, though pricey concoction ($24.50).  My main course was fettuccine with short rib ragú, hearty, generous and expensive ($36.50).  While I didn't need more food, I took a piece of Madam's quarttro formaggi pizza ($28.50), if you'll pardon the expression, very cheesy.  On the whole, better than a commensurate number of hours in the hospital.


Friday, September 15, 2023

Gut Shabbos, Shabbat Shalom, Gut Yontif, L’Shanah Tovah and/or Feliz Año Nuevo

Saturday, September 9, 2023
Many of us were already in and out of college when Pell Grants were introduced in the 1973-1974 school year.  They are awarded to undergraduate students based on “exceptional need.”  The maximum amount today is $7,395 which will cover tuition and fees at the City University of New York, living costs extra.  https://www.cuny.edu/financial-aid/tuition-and-college-costs/comparing-college-costs/

By comparison, the average Ivy League tuition and fees is $59,961, making a Pell Grant close to a rounding error.   https://www.collegetuitioncompare.com/best-schools/ivy-league/

In any case, Pell Grants are firmly embedded in the college financial picture.  The New York Times compiled a list of their utilization at 283 colleges, ranging from 8% to 94% of students, the median appearing to be 21%.  
 
The smaller the Pell Grant population, the less economically diverse a campus is considered.  Speaking of diversity, "[t]here are close to three women for every two men in college in this country. . . . Last year, women edged out men in the freshman classes of every Ivy League school save Dartmouth, and the gender ratio is significantly skewed at many state schools."    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/08/magazine/men-college-enrollment.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=highlightShare

Sunday, September 10, 2023

Ben's Kosher Delicatessen Restaurant, 209 West 38th Street, a reliable stop on the way to Madison Square Garden, has been taken over by Mr. Broadway, 1372 Broadway, a glatt Kosher restaurant around the corner.  Glatt may be a new word in your vocabulary; it means smooth in Yiddish.  What it represents, though, is a level of purity beyond the already baroque Kosher rules detailed in the Torah.  https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/113425/jewish/What-Is-Kosher.htm

An immediate difference in the operation of what was Ben's is the curbing of hours.  For centuries, clever Jews worked around the limitations on Sabbath activities, until some very observant Jews plugged key loopholes.  Now, the restaurant will be closed from Friday afternoon to Saturday evening.  More critical is my guaranteed observation that glatt food loses flavor as it reaches its sanctified position.  I may be unfair, but I believe that taste is sacrificed for holiness. 
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This article contains a lot of interesting factoids.

Two-thirds of Americans own their own home and stay in their homes an average of 13.2 years.  Countrywide, purchasing and maintaining a home for that period costs $623,290.  Most expensive locations are Hawaii, District of Columbia and California, each exceeding $1 million.  At the other end are West Virginia, Mississippi and Oklahoma under $400,000.  As they say, “You get what you pay for.”

Monday, September 11, 2023
I was living in midtown Manhattan on 911 and have vivid memories of the day and its aftermath.  However, this short documentary tells a story that I knew nothing about.  

Remarkably, this operation exceeded Dunkirk in size and took just hours, not days.  

While it would be impossible to quantify, the fear surrounding both ventures could have been immobilizing, but courage/stubbornness/resilience/daring prevailed.
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Stony Brook Steve and I went to lunch at Malachy's Irish Pub, 103 West 72nd Street, the first visit by both of us.  It was founded by Malachy McCourt, brother to Frank McCourt, author of that exceptional memoir "Angela's Ashes."  Malachy himself was described by the New York Times as "part of a lineage that includes Jimmy Breslin and Pete Hamill, bar-stool champions of the little guy and dispensers of hard-earned wisdom."  

Malachy is in his 90s and was kicked out of hospice late last year for surviving.  He is no longer part of the business, which now stands as a typical Irish pub, occupied more likely by beer drinkers than gourmands, although, upon exiting, we ran right into Barbara O., a stylish, sophisticated woman of my long acquaintance, who raved about Malachy's food.

I had a good Cajun chicken sandwich, blackened chicken on a six inch roll, with Cajun seasonings, pepper jack cheese and horseradish sauce, French fries on the side ($15).  Steve had a sweet Italian sausage wrap, with green peppers and sauteed onions, French fries on the side ($13).  In the face of a long bar and eight beers on draft, we were nevertheless abstentious.    

Tuesday, September 12, 2023
You are the largest country in the world with the second largest economy.  Don’t you have better things to do than “proposing amendments to a law that could result in detention and fines for ‘wearing clothing or bearing symbols in public that are detrimental to the spirit of the Chinese people and hurt the feelings of Chinese people’?”

Why not just stick to banning “anything that discusses privilege or oppression based on race, or whether someone ‘bears personal responsibility for and must feel guilt, anguish, or other forms of psychological distress’ due to U.S. racial history?”  

Wednesday, September 13,2023
“Children from families in the top 1% are more than twice as likely to attend an Ivy-Plus college (Ivy League, Stanford, MIT, Duke, and Chicago) as those from middle-class families with comparable SAT/ACT scores. . . . The high- income admissions advantage at private colleges is driven by three factors: (1) preferences for children of alumni, (2) weight placed on non-academic credentials, which tend to be stronger for students applying from private high schools that have affluent student bodies, and (3) recruitment of athletes, who tend to come from higher-income families.” 

Thursday, September 14, 2023
Automobile travel in the USA declined in 2020, the first year of the plague, from 2019 by almost 4.302 billion miles, 13.2% .  https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/policyinformation/travel_monitoring/20dectvt/20dectvt.pdf

Yet, with only Switzerland (5%) and Ireland (2%), road deaths increased here (5%), while they decreased in every other developed nation, by 3% in Finland to 27% in Italy. 

Why?

Friday, September 15, 2023
5784 begins at sundown and I will be joining my tribe for the associated rituals lasting through the weekend.  That’s why I am bothering you late Friday afternoon rather than early Saturday morning.  
 
שנה אזרחית טובה
 
 

Saturday, September 9, 2023

Celebrations Now and Then

Saturday, September 2, 2023  
I’ve been to innumerable Jewish synagogue services over the centuries.  Usually, I come away with a list of dislikes.  Last night’s service at Temple Israel Natick, part of the weekend’s celebration of grandson Noam’s Bar Mitzvah, left me with a strong positive — Rabbi Raysh Weiss, new to the congregation.  Previously, in conjunction with her husband, Rabbi Jonah Rank, she served at a synagogue in Halifax, Nova Scotia, where the lox comes from.  Originally from Skokie, Illinois, he from Livingston, New Jersey, they spent three years in an area that was well less than 1% Jewish.  That had to be a considerable challenge to their rabbinic skill set.  To my mind, they came through it with their spiritual values and sense of humor intact.
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If I were a Republican, I would never apologize, but I’m not, so I will.  Last week, I intended to punctuate my comment on attending the March on Washington 60 years ago with this photograph taken there by a reporter from the Ithaca Journal.  Technical problems intervened, which I could have avoided.  So, 60 years and one week later, here I am.
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Back to synagogue this morning, where Noam chanted prayers and read Torah in flawless Hebrew, loudly and clearly.  The entire second and third generations participated actively as well, with the added bonus of the matriarch chanting a section of the Torah reading.  In all, the day was a huge success.

Sunday, September 3, 2023
A phrase that you don't hear much anymore is "Two can live as cheaply as one."  This study shows how cheaply one can live as one.  https://www.gobankingrates.com/money/making-money/living-wage-single-person-needs-all-50-states/

And, it seems that in some places it might take two to earn enough for one.  For instance, a living wage in Hawaii amounts to $112,411, that is to "pay for necessities and a few nice-to-have purchases, and stash money into savings."  On the other hand, $45,906 is a living wage in Mississippi, if you call that living.  50 weeks at 40 hours each would require an hourly wage of $22.95 there, while Mississippi's minimum wage is $7.25.  That leaves an annual shortfall of $31,400 in order to enjoy the Magnolia State.
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We parted from children, grandchildren, brother and sister-in-law, nieces and nephews, machatunim (ask Stony Brook Steve to explain), ex-relatives, friends and acquaintances for a pleasant drive home.
 
Monday, September 3, 2023
If you're a neat freak, you'll pay attention to this "analysis of 12.3 million sanitation-related 311 complaints placed over the last 365 days to reveal the dirtiest cities in America."

While Baltimore takes the schmutzig award, I'm quite surprised that the Holy Land only ranks 17th.  Even to my overly myopic eyes, things are hardly neat and clean around here and my fellow citizens are not the type to remain stumm in the face of unpleasant conditions.    

Tuesday, September 4, 2023
The wit and wisdom of Justice Clarence Thomas.  "Thomas also acknowledged he’d 'inadvertently omitted' bank accounts now valued at more than $100,000 from his annual financial disclosures dating back to 2017, due to what he called 'a misinterpretation of the rules.'"  

Wednesday, September 5, 2023
The Boyz Club changed direction today and went uptown to lunch at Moon Kee, 2642 Broadway (100th Street), the local branch of a successful Hong Kong operation.  Except, it hasn't opened yet, we discovered as we stood on the hot sidewalk at midday.  Fortunately, there was a nearby alternative, Dim Sum Bloom, 2596 Broadway, the origin of the name somewhat a mystery.  Unlike the typical neighborhood Chinese restaurant, it offers an extensive choice of dim sum.  In fact, it has two groups of lunch specials, 19 regular dishes with choice of soup and side dish (spring roll, edamame or kim chee) ($14.95-16.95) or any three dim sum plus soup ($14.95), a big bargain considering that the 28 dim sum items cost $9.95 or more individually.  

Our ordering turned out to be a bit chaotic, some choosing regular entrees, some picking dim sum, resulting in an uneven flow of food over a 20 minute period.  We started in an orderly fashion, two orders of Cold Noodle with Sesame Paste for the five of us ($11.95 each), nothing special.  With the random arrival of food, I had some of mine, some of his, duck dumpling, shrimp dumpling, Jing Chong Baked Vegetable Bun, truffle shrimp shumai, honey roast pork bun, scallion pancake, vegetable dumpling, all good when they eventually hit the table.
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Mammas, Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Lawyers.  In the FTX bankruptcy proceeding, Sullivan & Cromwell is charging up to $595 for paralegals and $2,165 for partners.  https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/05/technology/crypto-collapse-lawyers-turnaround-specialists.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=highlightShare

Thursday, September 6, 2023
Thinking about it, those Sullivan & Cromwell lawyers must be awfully good.  Imagine what they could accomplish for Tennessee’s Indigent Defense Fund.  

They would have to work fast though, because they would reach the statutory billing rate in under 84 seconds.