Monday, July 8, 2019
I haven't read Mad magazine for decades, but I was unhappy to learn that it was ceasing publication. It was part of my youth and, no doubt, contributed to my skeptical and ironic view of human behavior.
The
newspaper article suggested that the publication "would seem to be an awkward fit
in the blockbuster-centric media universe of 2019." A careful reading
of the story disclosed how Mad's fate was sealed. "Last year,
Mad moved from its New York home to Burbank, Calif." It's well known
that Burbank is an antidote for humor.
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The New York Times summarizes "Which States Are the Safest?" https://www.nytimes.com/2019/ 07/04/realestate/which-states- are-the-safest.html
Determining factors include crime, highway safety, and environmental threats. I didn't find the list surprising, Minnesota at the top, Mississippi at the bottom. I followed up, though, and found that 7 of the safest 10 states voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016, while all 10 of the least safe voted for the stable genius occupying the White House.
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If
you are concerned about safety, financial safety, that is, you might
consider an annuity. If you need prodding, you might be influenced by
knowledge that the Alliance for Lifetime Income, a
trade association that promotes the sale of annuities, is underwriting
the current Rolling Stones tour. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/ 07/01/business/rolling-stones- social-security-retirement. html
I saw the Rolling Stones twice in person, Voodoo Lounge in 1994 and Bridges to Babylon in 1997, well before either they or I needed an annuity. The next time around, I imagine that Depends and Ensure might vie for sponsorship rights.
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I
have a suggestion if you find the cost and complexity of arranging a
tour of South Asia daunting. Take the 7, E, F, M or R train to the
Roosevelt Av-Jackson Heights-74 St station. Within a radius of one
block, you will find restaurants serving the food of Nepal, Tibet,
India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, and Thailand, amid sari stores,
mobile phone merchants, jewelry stores and Asian grocers. For variety, you can also try Latin American cuisines and there is a
Wendy's with a clean bathroom.
One word of caution -- even using GPS and noting the exact address, many desired destinations seem to be hiding in plain sight. It took me 10 minutes to find the entrance to Namaste Tashi Delek, 37-66 74thStreet, a Nepali restaurant favorably discussed in the New York Times last week. The restaurant is on two levels, but the ground floor area is even harder to find than the basement space. Many subway platforms are more attractive than the dark, grungy room where I sat.
I had a lunch special ($8), 4 fried beef momos
a/k/a dumplings and stir-fried noodles (between mei fun and lo mein)
with beef. It was undistinguished. The best deal was a bulky samosa
for $1, filled with curried shredded beef, potatoes and peas. Two of
those and your favorite diet soda would make a good lunch.
I
was pleasantly diverted by meeting a group of 15 North Carolina
Christian teenagers, here to pray for the heathens. I gave them some
advice on bible study: Stick to the Original Testament.
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
After
taking a virtual tour of South Asia yesterday, I came back to earth
with the Boyz Club at Shanghai Asian Cuisine, 14A Elizabeth Street, at
lunch today. We five dug into 2 orders of soup buns (6 pieces for $6.25), 2
scallion pancakes ($3.75), cold sesame noodles ($5.50), hand ripped
chicken salad ($8.25), tangerine beef ($17.25), crispy whole yellow fish
with sweet and sour sauce ($19.75) and a couple of bowls of white rice
to fill in the crevices. How easy it is to make old men happy.
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
You
lose some, you win some. I started the day by losing a tooth, actually
a tooth that had been installed 6 years ago, not one that was original
factory equipment. In 2013, I received a million-dollar mouth, or
something approximately that expensive, at the talented hands of a team
of oral surgeons and prosthodontists at Montefiore Medical Center in the
Bronx. This morning, one tooth apparently got bored with my mouth and
dropped out of its own volition. Fortunately, I was not eating or
drinking or even swallowing at the time, so I captured the errant
chiclet and headed to the Bronx.
On
the way to the subway station, I stopped at Trader Joe's, 2073
Broadway, to be awarded my winnings. Trader Joe's has been in the Holy
Land about 10 years, first appearing on 14th Street, near Union Square,
drawing long lines at all hours, resulting to a great degree from being
surrounded by NYU student housing. The next one opened about 7 years
ago, conveniently situated between the Palazzo di Gotthelf and the 72nd
Street subway station.
I shop
there regularly, although you have to watch out for impossibly busy
times. Trader Joe's attempts to be consumer-friendly, health-friendly
and eco-friendly. It gave up plastic bags earlier this year. While
other stores refund 5¢ or 10¢ directly for those bringing their own shopping bags, Trader Joe's tries to encourage recycling with a voluntary lottery for
those using their own bag, my normal custom. When asked, you
usually have to leave your name and telephone number with a cashier.
So, finally, after hundreds of shots, I hit it. My name was pulled and I
won a Trader Joe's reusable shopping bag and a $25 gift card, the
equivalent of 250 10¢ refunds, unadjusted for inflation, so I came out okay.
Thursday, July 11, 2019
The president had a rare victory in court yesterday when the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit
found that the state of Maryland and the District of Columbia had no
legal standing to sue the president for violating the Constitution's emoluments clauses by receiving income from a hotel near the White House, popular with foreign visitors, diplomats, lobbyists and other buyers and sellers of influence. Federal
officeholders are generally prohibited from receiving any gift, payment, or other thing of value
from a foreign state or its rulers, officers, or representatives.
The court's ruling illustrates an elusive issue that often divides lawyers from ordinary human beings -- standing. Article
III, Section 2, Clause 1 of the Constitution extends federal judicial
review to a case or controversy, barring advisory opinions or
generalized resolutions. With some exceptions, a plaintiff must have
actually and personally suffered injury or harm that is fairly
traceable to the defendant's actions. So, what harm did Maryland and/or
the District of Columbia experience by the operation of a garish hotel
on Pennsylvania Avenue? The court dismissed the case without examining evidence of possible unconstitutional enrichment, because it held that the plaintiffs lacked standing, they had no case or controversy.
Ubi jus ibi remedium is a classic common law axiom, "For
every wrong, the law provides a remedy," but not this time it seems. Before you burst a blood vessel, however, wait for a decision in a similar case brought by members of Congress in the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals. Might federal legislators, who swear to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States," have standing to assert a violation of the emoluments clauses?
The heading of this week's blog was a classic double entendre: rather than thinking of the son-in-law, it brought to mind the former Subway shill, eventually noted for child-molesting...in this week of Epstein-centric news (including his relationship with Mr. T), can you blame me?
ReplyDeleteFor a supplement to Alan's food adventure in Jackson Heights, see "The World in a City" by CCNY alumn Joe Berger.
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