Freedom From Speech

Monday, October 21, 2019
Mark Zuckerberg meet Mark Zuckerberg
“In a democracy, I believe people should decide what is credible, not tech companies.”  October 17, 2019

“Elections have changed significantly since 2016, but Facebook has changed too.  We’ve gone from being on our back foot to now proactively going after some of the biggest threats that are out there.”  October 20, 2019

I must admit that I am stymied by this issue.  I grew up with an absolutist position on political speech, rooted in the First Amendment and skepticism of authority.  However, we seem to have abandoned the marketplace of ideas for the brothel of lies.

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Until a few days ago, the Commonwealth of Virginia required racial identification of people applying for a marriage license.  Responding to a suit in federal court, Virginia's Attorney General lifted the requirement.  Each county was apparently allowed to establish its own reporting system.  One county in a rural part of the state had over 200 “approved races,” including French Canadian, Aryan, Blanc, Hebrew, Islamic, Israelite, Jew, Mestizo, Mulatto, Nordic, Octaroon, Quadroon, Red, Scotch, Teutonic, Cosmopolitan, Amish and White American.  Here is the complete list if you are having an identity crisis.  http://www.robinhoodesq.com/filings/read/2_Rockbridge_Races.pdf

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My first apartment in the Holy Land was a tiny studio in Greenwich Village.  It was in a great location enjoyed by me and dozens of cockroaches, lending it authenticity.  I've not been pressed for space ever since, but a studio apartment remains the first step towards independence for many people.  A recent study found that the average studio apartment was 530 square feet.  It also identifies the locations with the smallest and largest average studios.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/17/realestate/the-tiniest-tiny-apartments.html

New York City tied with Grand Rapids, Michigan at 6th place on the small side at 444 square feet, although the average rent per square foot in New York was three times that of Grand Rapids.  I wouldn't have guessed it, but Jersey City offered the largest average space and it rented for about $1,000 per month less than the nearly identical space in San Francisco. 

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A letter to the New York Times asks us/you/me not "to further alienate his [Trump's] supporters.  Let's bridge this empathy chasm and heal our nation."  OK, as soon as I hear the same from Fox News, Rush Limbaugh or the New York Post.
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I took Stony Brook Steve to Miznon North, 161 West 72nd Street, hoping that he would appreciate it as much as I do.  I ordered "Hummus Basar, plancha roasted rack of lamb and hummus" ($28).  Basar may be one of three locations in India, the Spanish verb to base on or the Hebrew noun flesh.  Given Miznon's origins in Israel, take the last one. 

I didn't know what to expect, but I got thin slivers of lamb and sauteed onions sat in a pool of silky hummus.  Verdict = delicious.  "Beetroot Carpaccio olive oil,salt, grated horseradish and sour cream" was my choice of appetizer and, in spite of the detailed description, it was still a surprise.  It also turned out to be wonderful, a dozen or more thin slices of beets covered with olive oil and spices.  Very inventive, but very simple.

Steve had avocado bruschetta, chunks of avocado on thick bread, drizzled with olive oil.  His main course was "Rotisserie Broken Chicken," stuffed into a pita, the dish that I delighted me a couple of weeks ago.  In sum, I believe that Steve now shares my high opinion of Miznon.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

The 2020 Michelin guide to New York restaurants was just announced.

https://ny.eater.com/2019/10/21/20924026/michelin-restaurants-nyc-stars-2020

It doesn't read like my diary.  No sesame noodles, no bagels, no chicken schnitzels, no ice cream.  But, there has to be room for wretched excess in this world and, if you have it, flaunt it at some of these joints.
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I may be the second greatest political deal maker in contemporary politics, behind Mr. Tangerine.  To solve a couple of near-intractable impasses, I am arranging for Bibi Netanyahu to move to London and Boris Johnson to Jerusalem. 
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Tonight, I went to my first Rangers game of the season.  To look on the bright side, they did not lose in regulation time.

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Golden Unicorn, 18 East Broadway, hosted a hearty gathering of the Boyz Club today for dim sum.  I counted 23 dishes coming and going, costing $25 a person.  As usual, I lost track of exactly how much of what we ate, but it all went down very well. 

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The Open Syllabus Project has collected seven million English-language syllabi from over 80 countries in order to provide a picture of modern higher education.  https://opensyllabus.org/results-list/titles?size=50

The most assigned author in the collection is William Shakespeare, who appears nearly 50,000 times among the 1.4 million authors assigned in the syllabi.  Second place is Plato with more than 27,000 mentions; third is Diana Hacker, an author of books on how to write, whose works appear on more than 25,500 syllabi.  Of the top 10 individual works assigned, three are writing manuals, so why is there so much gibberish out there? 

Thursday, October 24, 2019
Back to the fabled marketplace of ideas.  Market research shows that the Psychic Services Industry in the United States, consisting primarily of (in the language of the industry) Palmistry, Cartomancy, Mediumship, Aura reading, Astrology, Lithomancy, Numerology and Psychometry, took in $2.2 billion in 2018.  https://www.ibisworld.com/industry-trends/specialized-market-research-reports/consumer-goods-services/personal/psychic-services.html

FDR spelled out the Four Freedoms in 1941, freedom of speech, freedom of worship, freedom from want, freedom from fear.  Sadly, I suggest that we add freedom from intelligence.

Friday, October 25, 2019

Madam and I had lunch today with Alan Silverman, the only other surviving member of the All-Alan Chorus, accompanied by his charming friend Paula.  We met at Gazala's, 447 Amsterdam Avenue, one of only two Druze restaurants in the Holy Land, both owned by Gazala Halabi, an Israeli Druze.  Druze are an Arabic-speaking non-Muslim sect concentrated in Syria, Lebanon and Israel, where they serve in the military and police. 

The bigger-than-average space was formerly home to The Meatball Shop.  It is bright and open, with a rustic feel.  I can't readily explain the differences between Druze food and Israeli food or Lebanese food, but I recall an excellent Druze meal in Haifa, Israel that had distinct flavors.  Our lunch was not unique in that regard, but we ate abundantly and well.

 

We ordered four lunch plates ($14.50 each) and mixed them up.  There were two "Veggie platters," a combination of hummus, babaganoush, falafel, labane (thick-textured yogurt) and cheese cigars, and two bourekas, flaky crusted knishes, one spinach and one cheese, served with hummus and salad.  The bread alongside was not pita, as you might expect, but the deceptively named "Saag bread," rolled out thin, akin to Indian roti or French crêpe.  I say deceptive, because saag is typically "a leaf-based dish eaten in the Indian subcontinent . . . made from spinach, mustard leaves, finely chopped broccoli, or other greens," as in saag paneer or lamb saag, omnipresent on Indian menus.

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A line by Dawn Powell, an under-appreciated satirist of mid-20

th-century America, made me squirm a little.  Describing an impromptu cocktail party of mutually-uncomfortable guests, one man "talked so instructively of current events, that Vicky concluded he must have no job; such vastly informed men usually had their time to themselves."

Language Arts

Monday, October 14, 2019

Last night began the 8-day Jewish harvest festival, Sukkot, likely a carryover from earlier, pre-Hebraic celebrations.  On Pitkin Avenue, it was an excuse for two more days off from school, with only a vague awareness of some deeper meaning.  These days, I have learned a bit more about the holiday and have not been entirely pleased with the additional information. 

A key part of Sukkot observance is the fetishizing of the etrog, a citrus fruit, otherwise so obscure that Jelly Belly does not use it as a flavor.  Religious Jews do more than admire the etrog as fruit of the earth, part of God's bounty.  They go to great lengths to acquire a perfect etrog, free of blemish, asymmetry or any flaw, the ideal work of the Creator. 
https://www.nytimes.com/2002/09/25/business/the-once-a-year-search-for-the-perfect-citron.html

This rankles me, because Jews, if anyone, are well aware of the imperfections of the world.  And, even if you wish to honor the work of the Creator, recognize that the imperfect are as much the Big One's product as the perfect.  In fact, the Big One seems to produce the imperfect in far greater volume, which is a good reason to pay attention.
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If you are thinking of investing in real estate instead of fruit, consider the recent history of appreciation in home values.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/10/realestate/home-equity-winners.html

In this period 2012 to the present, there has been some phenomenal growth figures, Tacoma, Washington, 1,453%; Greeley, Colorado, 1,067%.  I am somewhat dubious, however.  Where were these properties in 2008, their value supported by the lying, cheating and stealing in the the real estate market that almost destroyed the world's economy?
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If you are into breathing, you might be concerned about air quality wherever you choose to settle down.  The New York Times has done a great job graphically illustrating the role of vehicle emissions in polluting the air.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/10/10/climate/driving-emissions-map.html

"Even as the United States has reduced carbon dioxide emissions from its electric grid, largely by switching from coal power to less-polluting natural gas, emissions from transportation have remained stubbornly high."  People like to drive and the more people the more air pollution.  Therefore, New York seems to be the worst polluter.  However, the critical role of rapid transit locally brings down our per capita poisoning noticeably.  But, don't breathe easy even for a moment.  "The Trump administration is expected to finalize a rollback of efficiency standards for passenger vehicles this month, a move that could significantly increase future emissions from America’s cars and trucks."

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Money talks or maybe its sings.  Many major companies have hear the seductive tones of the vast Chinese market and rush to comfort the Chinese regime even as it vigorously represses tens of thousands of Hong Kong residents.   https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/11/technology/china-apple-minefield.htm

While the National Basketball Association tries to dodge the bullets ricocheting from the comments of some of its players and staff about basic civil liberties in Hong Kong, other uber-capitalists have pasted themselves to the floor of the Forbidden City in abject surrender.  If they were around at the time, would Apple, Nike, Marriott, Zara and Delta have resisted an economic carrot waved by Hitler?

Tuesday, October 15, 2019
Forget red state/blue state; Russia/Ukraine; seashore/mountains.  We now have a way of focusing on real rivalries.  New York Rangers vs. New York Islanders; Los Angeles Dodgers vs. San Francisco Giants; Dallas Cowboys vs. Anybody.   https://knowrivalry.com/

This website surveyed over 10,000 sports fans, seeking the range and depth of their passions.  What I particularly appreciate is the recognition of the two sides of the fan loyalty coin.  The survey includes: "Schadenfreude - How much joy do fans take in the misfortune of the rival team?"

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

I better get my hearing checked.  I don't doubt that the calls to Boycott, Divest and Sanction Turkey for its murderous campaign against the Kurds are ringing loud and clear, coast-to-coast, from one bastion of ethnic studies to another.  I just haven't heard them.
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Over the years, I made fumbling attempts to learn several foreign languages, with no success.  I never even made an organized attempt to learn Spanish, maybe because of or maybe in spite of its widespread use in the United States.  In any case, when I heard ¡malecon!, I thought it was a taunt, even an insult.  Instead, it is a busy Dominican restaurant at 764 Amsterdam Avenue.  Its front window held dozens of chickens on rotisseries and that's what drew me in.

I had half a chicken (medium-small), with a huge mound of mashed potatoes ($13.50).  The skin was mahogany brown, but did not taste of any spices, as I usually expect from a Latino/Latina/Latinx chicken.  A small tray on each table held hot sauce, steak sauce, vinegar, olive oil, salt and pepper, if you wanted to goose up the chicken, so to speak.  Service was very good; the background music at the right decibel level; the seating comfortable.  Bueno but not muy bueno.

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Paul Hecht, Thespian-At-Large, has sent me this cartographic exercise. 

 

It's well worth pulling out your magnifying glass to see the connection between women and places throughout the Holy Land.  There are some empty spots, especially in East New York, my home turf.  We need to assign Esther Malka Goldenberg to the Euclid Avenue station of the A train.  She was, after all, a pillar of the community, operating a grocery store one block south and one block west of the subway station, while serving as the matriarchal center of gravity for numerous relatives up and down our family tree. 

Friday, October 18, 2019

Sometimes you want to stand out and sometimes you want to blend in.  Take a look at the most popular Netflix movies and series to determine how close you are to the cultural norm. 

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/17/business/media/netflix-top-ten-movies-tv-shows.html

 

Have you even heard of all of them before deciding to skip them?

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Paul Hecht, Canadian-In-Exile, informs me, and thereby you, that today is Persons Day in Canada.  https://cfc-swc.gc.ca/commemoration/whm-mhf/persons-personne-en.html

"It marks the day in 1929 when the historic decision to include women in the legal definition of 'persons' was handed down by Canada’s highest court of appeal."  So, Happy Person.

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Almost two weeks ago, madam and I had the pleasure of eating a lot of good Indian food together with "cousins" Eli and Hana Gothelf, something rare around their home in Israel.  Today, with my bride on the road to Massachusetts, I took Eli and Hana to eat more food that is hard to get in Israel, good pastrami and corned beef.  Our natural destination was Pastrami Queen, 1125 Lexington Avenue, tiny, crowded, bustling and usually delicious.  And, so it was this afternoon.  Unfortunately, I am as unfamiliar with Hebrew as I am with Spanish, yet I think that some some superlatives were uttered at the table by my dear companions.

Is There Somebody Out There?

Monday, October 7, 2019

It's fair to characterize my religious belief as Jewish existentialism, focusing entirely on human behavior here and now.  However, I can't help but notice that Bernie Sanders campaigned on Monday, the first day of Rosh Hashanah, the second holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and then he had a heart attack on Tuesday.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/04/us/politics/bernie-sanders-hospital.html

Was somebody or something watching?

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Thanks to the intervention of maître David Goldfarb, we saw the new Metropolitan Opera production of "Porgy & Bess" on Saturday, which the New York Times described as "splendid."  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/24/arts/music/porgy-bess-met-opera-review.html

I thought that there was too much of a good thing.  There are over 20 identified roles, 6 dancers, several children and a 60-person chorus making the usually vast Metropolitan Opera stage resemble a subway car at rush hour.  The number of voices generated wonderful sound, but I doubt that Catfish Row could actually be that crowded.

Leaving the opera house as the tumultuous cheers and applause faded, I thought of college football -- some college football, at least.  Except for three police officers, all 90 or so members of the cast are "black," a very imprecise term, which I use because "African American" presumes knowledge of nationality.

The audience had almost the exact opposite racial ratio.  Thousands of white people were cheering several dozen black people, just what you see when the frequent national champion University of Alabama football team plays on its home field.
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We ended the first weekend of 5780 in fine fashion.  We had dinner with "cousins" Eli & Hana Gothelf (one consonant away), residents of suburban Tel Aviv, who like to vacation in the Holy Land.  We agreed on Indian food, difficult to find in Israel, proceeded to Sahib, 104 Lexington Avenue, and ate up a storm.  As the only carnivore, I had lamb biryani to myself ($19.95).  Otherwise, we shared aloo tikki chaat ($7.95), a potato latke without grating the potato; bhel puri ($7.95), Indian rice krispies; baigan bhaji ($7.50), pan-fried eggplant; achari mushrooms ($10.95), spicy mushrooms grilled in the tandoor oven; malai kofta ($15.50), vegetable knaidels in a sweet curry sauce; saag paneer ($15.50), cheese cubes in pureed spinach.  There was also naan, mango chutney, peas pulau (rice), and raita (yogurt sauce to cut the heat).  The bonds of American-Israeli-Indian solidarity were substantially advanced.

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

Help me.  One of the most galvanizing  stories recently in the news and its accompanying photographs concern the conclusion of the trial of Amber Guyger, the white, off-duty Dallas police officer, who murdered a black man in his apartment when she entered it by mistake.  After sentencing, the victim's brother was allowed, at his request, to hug Guyger, followed by the trial judge, a black woman, responding to Guyger's request for a hug.  

Put aside for a moment the emotional, psychological and jurisprudential issues raised, can you think of any similar display where the colors were reversed?

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Speaking of forgiveness, starting tonight, for the next 26+ hours, Jews are supposed to enter a period of reflection and atonement.  In the days leading up to this, some have approached family, friends, colleagues and acquaintances apologizing for any transgressions in the preceding year. 

I'm not so good in this regard.  Whether due to insensitivity, obtuseness or stubbornness, I don't readily recognize my errors or am unwilling to let them go.  And, sometimes I am waiting for the other guy to go first.  Mostly, I'm too embarrassed to admit that I actually said or did that.

There are other people who are more profoundly engaged in these High Holy Days.

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2019/10/08/768007748/yom-kippur-in-uganda-an-easier-fast-this-year

I am somewhat familiar with Jewish tribes in Africa through the good works of Harriet Bograd, a member of West End Synagogue, president of Kulanu, Inc., an organization that reaches out to isolated, third-world Jewish communities (www.kulanu.org).  I have met several young Abayudaya (Ugandan Jews) as a result. 

While this article offers hope for a vibrant Judaism, it also demonstrates a critical failure in Jewish practice.  The Abayudaya, among others, are "not fully recognized as Jewish by the state of Israel's Orthodox rabbinate," which has a stranglehold on issues of family law and Jewish identity.  Israel willfully abuses its own citizens and Jews around the world by retaining strictures long out of date. 

Thursday, October 10, 2019

It seems that Bernie Sanders was not the only prominent Jew who defied the rules of our road and paid the price.  https://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/292472/the-koufax-curse

Three major league baseball playoff games were played during Yom Kippur, and the Jewish ballplayers who chose to play, unlike Sandy Koufax in the past, did not fare well.  Good! 

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Last week, we found that a typical school teacher cannot afford typical urban rents.  Here, we look at how much any of us needs to earn to afford the principal, interest, tax and insurance payments on a median-priced home in the largest American markets.  https://www.hsh.com/finance/mortgage/salary-home-buying-25-cities.html

California has the first 4 of the 7 cities where an income of over $100,000 is needed to finance the median home purchase.  Boston and Seattle then come before New York.  In 12 cities, ascending from Pittsburgh to New Orleans, you can get into the median home with an income of less than $50,000.  I think that this is a healthy reminder that the economic standards of the costal elites are not commonplace.  

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Except for marriage, most things aren't better the second time around.  However, lunch at Miznon North, West 72nd Street, certainly was.  While I thoroughly enjoyed a variety of Mediterranean dips and pita stuffed with chicken on September 18, 2019, I moved around the menu today with superb results.  A choice of appetizer comes with every main course.  I started with a thick slice of very fresh, very crusty bread to be dipped into a dish of crème fraîche with tomato seeds and olive oil, smooth as silk and delicious. 

My main course was originally a problem.  It was called Queen Malka Schnitzel.  My beloved maternal grandmother was Esther Malka, which everyone knows means Queen Esther.  Queen Malka is the redundant Queen Queen.  The genial Israeli host acknowledged this, but explained that it was an example of Mr. Miznon's silly streak.  In the spirit of the new year, I ceased to demur and how well rewarded I was.  I was served a 10" slab of what appeared to be a thick breaded chicken cutlet, a normal schnitzel, but with the first slice I found that a chicken paillard had been folded over creamy mashed potatoes, breaded and fried.  A wonderful invention.

It shared the plate with two different mustards, diced pears, cole slaw and chrein, finely grated horseradish and beets put on earth to go with gefilte fish.  It was even more than Grandpa Alan could finish, but he felt privileged to have been given the opportunity to eat as much as he did.
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Tonight, my young bride and I went over to Fordham University for showing of "Little White Lie," a documentary about and by Lacey Schwartz, a girl from a "nice" Jewish home, who realizes in her middle teen years that her tan skin and very curly hair were more than a genetic throwback.  After her parents divorce, her mother admits to a long-term affair with a black co-worker, the filmmaker's biological father. 

I found two things most interesting: 1) family and friends never spoke of this fact or even hinted at it, although strangers were less inhibited at times; 2) Ms. Schwartz, now in her 30s, got her mother and father to look into the camera and discuss her background, although with varying degrees of candor.  All I can say is it wouldn't have happened on Pitkin Avenue.

Friday, October 11, 2019

David Mervin befriended me when we were in graduate school school together.  He returned to England with his distinguished American bride.  More than 40 years later, their son John married a nice Jewish girl from Long Island and settled in Brooklyn.  Karmic justice, poetic justice, Hebraic justice?

John met me for lunch at Ruchi Indian Cuisine, 120 Cedar Street, a small, crowded joint, adjacent to the World Trade Center memorial site.  We shared chicken tikka masala ($8.99) and lamb saag ($9.49).  While the food came nowhere near the quality of John's company, in all, it was time well spent. 

Welcome 5780

Wednesday, October 2, 2019
Where do you find the underlying philosophic basis of this presidency?  Plato or Aristotle?  Locke or Hobbes?  Nietzsche or Marx?  No, Richard Pryor.  "Who you gonna believe, bitch?  Me?  or your lying eyes?"
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If you were in the vicinity of Palazzo di Gotthelf in recent days, you wouldn't have missed the warm glow emanating from it.  We were graced by the presence of America's Loveliest Nephrologist and the Oakland Heartthrob for the onset of the Jewish New Year of 5780.  I hope that the next new year that you celebrate  arrives in such a joyful fashion.
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The weekend's real estate section had a chart with disturbing data, comparing a school teacher's starting salary to "typical" local rents.  https://nyti.ms/2lkymCy

The numbers are intimidating up and down the scale.  In San Jose and San Francisco, rents exceed salary.  The best ratio is found in Pittsburgh (30% of salary needed for rent), the only location that does not exceed the 30% "rule of thumb" for rent vs. income.  https://www.lendkey.com/blog/personal-finance/how-much-of-your-income-should-you-spend-on-housing/ 

Teachers deserve better pay, but many, many renters deserve a better deal as well.
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Which state has the highest percentage of advanced degrees among its population, 19.5%? 
https://www.workandmoney.com/s/most-highly-educated-states-ad9348de8897441f

New York is sixth, with 15.8% of the population holding an advanced degree.  Did you say Massachusetts?  District of Columbia actually does better, if that means having a larger number of over-educated people misapplying their skills, at 33.4%, but Congress has made sure that the District of Columbia is not a state, only a state of mind.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

I got a D in the last Latin class that I took at CCNY, lo those many years ago.  But, that was adequate for me to understand the term quid pro quo, which has been thrown about in discussing the president's appeal for "a favor" from the president of Ukraine.  Republicans claim the alleged absence of an explicit quid pro quo as inoculating the president's conduct, choosing to be obtuse about withholding American aid from Ukraine, considering it purely coincidental.  Republican senators seem to regard the incident as the political equivalent of one hand clapping.

However, it doesn't take two to tango (not quite resorting to a foreign language) for a president to violate his oath of office and betray the trust of the American people. 

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Today, the president and I both turned to the same source of support -- the Chinese.  He asked the reliably lawless Chinese government to go after Joe Biden and son as an extension of his campaign for reelection or is that only my imagination?  While the president was making his appeal, I was joining the Boyz Club at Jing Fong, 20 Elizabeth Street, for our first group fueling of 5780. 

We four shared 13 items, including only two duplicates, adding up to $21 each, with a generous tip.  I can't speak for the president, but I was thoroughly pleased by how I was treated by the Chinese.

Friday, October 4, 2019

Keeping the momentum of the New Year going, I met Max, the retired Wonder Boy, for lunch at Spy C Chinese Cuisine, 72-06 Austin Street, Forest Hills, near Max's lair.  It occupies a long, narrow space, wider at the front than the back, the opposite of the layout of many other places.  The menu has two distinct identities, a conventional collection of familiar dishes and, consistent with its name, an array of spicy dishes, rife with Sichuan peppercorns.  

 

Both of us were in a bland mood and stuck to the ordinary choices.  From the lunch menu of 21 items, I ordered baby shrimp with scrambled eggs ($8.95), accompanied by brown rice and particularly good hot and sour soup.  Max had chicken lo mein ($10.95) and we shared Beef in Pancakes ($6.95), a scallion pancake wrapped around sliced beef, hoisin sauce and scallion threads, cut into four pieces.  All good, nothing great. 

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Starting a new year with Chinese food is the proper course of action.  However, turning our attention to pizza is a constructive next step.  There is a new attempt to identify the country's best pizza.  https://www.thedailymeal.com/101-best-pizzas-america-2019

It cites 101 pizzas, allegedly culled from almost 1,000 possibilities.  New York State may not be saturated with advanced degrees, but it leads with 28 outstanding pizzerias, far outdistancing Illinois (9) and California (7).  Another publication has aided our curiosity by extracting the best New York joints from the master list.
https://patch.com/new-york/bronxville/here-are-best-pizza-places-new-york

Jews have 613 commandments to obey, not the measly 10 prescribed to the world at large.  Would it be easier to track down 101 superior pizzas than obey 613 commandments?