Saturday, October 28, 2017

It's How You Play the Game

Monday, October 23, 2017
My favorite headline for the weekend, maybe the week or the year:
"To Complain Is to Truly Be Alive"
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Football scoreboard
Columbia University      6-0
New York Jets                 3-4
New York Giants            1-6

While we New York Giants fans are understandably upset by these results, surprisingly so are some Columbia University partisans, unused to success.   https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/24/nyregion/columbia-football-winning.html?_r=0

I have had mixed feelings about Columbia University.  As an undergraduate at CCNY, not even one mile away, a tuition-free institution then renowned as "the proletarian Harvard," I resented the "rich kids" at Columbia, that is those able to pay even a little towards their college education.  

Eventually though, I came to be surrounded by Columbians.  America's Favorite Epidemiologist got her masters and doctorate at Columbia, as did my brother; stepson David got his bachelor's degree there and his brilliant wife received her law degree from Columbia.  While I eventually graduated from CCNY, Cornell University and Cardozo Law School, I missed adding a fourth C for a Columbia degree.  So, for now, I am rooting for Columbia to march to the national college football championship game and beat the University of Alabama handily.  
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Last week, I had the pleasure of hearing Professor Deborah Dash Moore discuss her new book Jewish New York in person.  Right afterwards, the library got me a copy an earlier book by her, the deliciously titled GI Jews.  

Having interviewed more than 30 Jewish war veterans, starting 50 years after the war's end, and with access to letters, diaries, and published and unpublished memoirs, she lets the men, including her father, speak for themselves to a great degree.  We learn about confronting ham and eggs for breakfast for the first time and entering a concentration camp where "[b]odies lay everywhere, with no way to distinguish between the living and the dead."

Professor Moore concludes that "Jewish veterans took from their years in service new understandings of their place in America . . . [and] earned respect as Jewish men, in their own eyes and in those of other servicemen."  Read the rest of the book.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Tavish McMullen, safely returned to Key Largo, Florida, reports on the cookies that he carried back home from the Holy Land.  Levain's "was very soft and had a doughy texture when you bit into it.  I agree that it feels like you are eating a huge helping of butter, but I enjoyed the rich flavor and gooeynish.  I did find a glass of milk was required. . . . [Regarding the Jacques Torres cookie,] I believe this is still the best chocolate chip cookie around.  The cookie is firm with a great ratio of chocolate to cookie in each bite.  The chocolate is great giving off a similar rich taste as their hot chocolate and not too sweet that it overpowers the flavor [of the] actual cookie.  It can be enjoyed on its own and at the same time holds up well being dipped in a glass of milk."  That's another generation heard from.  

Wednesday, October 25, 2017
R.I.P. Fats Domino.  The following provides a good overview of his work with musical accompaniment.   https://newsstand.google.com/articles/CAIiEJYS_DO3NmwymdSQQul_N40qFAgEKg0IACoGCAowm_EEMKAiMIpb
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For those of us who graduated college in the 20th century, it may be too late to make a career change, but here is a very interesting look at job growth and decline over the next decade.  

It's no surprise that we geezers will require an increasing number of non-professional healthcare workers, while "Locomotive firers" (coal stokers?), Watch repairers and Telephone operators will get lonelier.  I only hope that the decline in need for Respiratory therapy technicians results from the increased employment of Solar photovoltaic installers and Wind turbine service technicians, at work supporting the production of clean energy thereby lessening air pollution.  

Thursday, October 26, 2017
I assume those responsible for creating the advertisement below were interested in selling men's clothing to the general public.  However, giving even a cursory glance at the cut and fit of the suit the young man is wearing, I can only conclude that their intent was sabotaged somewhere along the way.  What we see is a poor fellow who has not gone shopping since experiencing a dramatic growth spurt.  Maybe that's meant as an incentive to go out and buy new clothes, so as not to be caught in the same embarrassing pose.


Friday, October 27, 2017
Tom Terrific and Stony Brook Steve joined me at Mee Noodle Shop, 795 Ninth Avenue, serving the closest approximation to Chinatown food outside of Chinatown.  Tom and I shared crispy anise duck rolls ($5), cold noodles with sesame sauce ($6.50), pan fried seafood dumplings ($8.25 for five), and Singapore ho fun (another name for chow fun) ($9.25).  Only the duck rolls failed to delight.  Steve had a lunch special of tofu with lobster sauce ($9.25), which included brown rice and a superb egg roll in his estimation.

Note that Mee's takeout menu differs considerably in format from its in-house menu.  Each seems to have almost the same food and prices, but the headings and organization widely vary.  The takeout menu is more fun to read, containing almost 400 distinct items, sure to arouse hunger even in the sated.  
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"Is Bridge a Sport? E.U. Court Says No" because it was “characterized by a physical element that appears to be negligible.”

This ruling came from the European Court of Justice and addressed an issue of taxation; sports events avoid certain taxes, other events do not.  There is no indication whether similar determinations have been made about synchronized swimming, ice dancing and a variety of events where people "ski off a ramp that propel them into the air where they perform multiple somersaults and twists before landing."  The latter activity arose, no doubt, to spitefully aggravate parents who drove hours into wintery locales, spent a lot of money on expensive outfits and equipment, rented comfortable quarters and paid for orthopedic services.     

Judges in these Olympic so-called "sports" award points, often to two decimals, based on characteristics opaque to an ordinary human being.  Admittedly, they are contests and require athletic skill, but they ain't sports.  Bridge is a sport.  Teams oppose each other; high card beats low card; you'll pardon the expression, but trump beats all other suits.  There are no subjective standards of form, difficulty, or finesse involved.  Bridge players keep score; it's that simple.    

Finally, anyone who follows any real sport knows that mental errors often make the difference between the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.  And, bridge is decidedly mental.  Plus you have the physical challenge of sitting on a bridge chair (where do you think they got the name from?) for hours and days.  A social game might last for a couple of hours, while a major tournament might go on for a week.  Try that on your tuchus.

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Welcome to New York

Monday, October 16, 2017
Tavish McMullen is visiting from Key Largo, Florida, or what remains of it.  He arrived Saturday and we set off on a whirlwind tour of Manhattan by land, air and sea.  From Palazzo di Gotthelf we took a bus crosstown to Second Avenue and walked to the Roosevelt Island aerial tram.  We rode it over the East River with a large crowd of other curious people.  We walked around Roosevelt Island and found that the tram wasn't the only way to get off the island.  There's a new (to me) ferry service on the East River ranging from Astoria to Rockaway Beach.  For $2.75, the same price as a subway ride, we took the ferry to Wall Street, stopping in Long Island City and 34th Street.  It took 30 minutes, which went quickly in the mild, pleasant weather.  Sitting on the open top deck, I even got a sunburn.   
From Wall Street, we walked a mile to Chinatown, not just Chinatown, but Wo Hop, 17 Mott Street, the cathedral of Chinese food.  At 4:30 in the afternoon, we had to wait to get in, a very worthwhile wait.  We only needed the large portions of beef chow fun ($7.75) and shrimp egg foo young ($10.25), with a bowl of brown rice ($1.75), to fill us up and put a smile on our faces.

The subway got us back uptown, leaving out only helicopters as a way to get around the Holy Land. 
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Our sports report
Columbia University    5-0 
New York Jets.             3-3
New York Giants.         1-5
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Tavish and I went to lunch today at Ess-A-Bagel, 831 Third Avenue, at his request.  He recalled that I took him there in the past when I lived on the East Side.  In fact, I probably averaged 40 visits a year for most of my inter-marital period, 1980-2003.  These days, I typically bring home bagels and accouterments weekly from Fairway Market, 2131 Broadway, which I did on Sunday when Dean Alfange visited.  Tavish had gone off to brunch with friends, so he missed a treat.    

I was thus able to compare Everything bagels.  While both are much larger than bagels used to be in my youth, I generally adhere to Mae West's teaching: "Enough is never enough."  I liked the dough and chewability of Ess-A-Bagel more, but, unlike Fairway, its Everything includes kosher salt crystals sprinkled on top, leaving you thirsty until the next meal.

Ess-A-Bagel was convenient to our next stop, the United Nations, on First Avenue, where we booked a guided tour.  Admission to the UN is free, but 1 hour tours available in several languages cost $22 for an adult, $13 for us enfeebled elderly.  The tour was interesting, but yielded no policy insights for the few of you who still read newspapers.  

We walked through midtown to Num Pang, 1129 Broadway (26th Street), now one of six branches of a local Cambodian sandwich chain.  We both had the Ginger Barbeque Brisket sandwich, served on toasted baguette, with pickled shredded carrots, cilantro, chili mayonnaise, and cucumber slices ($9.75).  Seating is on bright orange metal stools grouped at high rectangular tables with butcher block surfaces.  The somewhat battered walls and floor of this joint must be the holdover from an earlier operation, one that must have been around for a long time.  The high walls were covered with square white ceramic tiles bordered by green tiles; the floors had a similar pattern in mosaic tile.  Both surfaces needed significant repair or replacement.  

From Num Pang, we went right next door to Rizzoli Bookstore, 1131 Broadway, relocated from its classic spot on West 57th Street after 29 years.  Professor Deborah Dash Moore, University of Michigan historian, was discussing her new book Jewish New York: The Remarkable Story of a City and a People.  This work is a restatement of the three volume City of Promises: A History of the Jews of New York, which she co-authored.  I asked whether she considered titling the book New York Jews instead of Jewish New York, akin to the ongoing question of identifying us as American Jews or Jewish Americans, she replied that she wavered on this point, but choose the less edgy title.  I'll have to read the book, maybe even buy it.

Next stop was Monday Night Magic at the Players Theatre, 115 MacDougal Street, in the heart of Greenwich Village.  This weekly show has been going on for 20 years, with a different cast each week.  I admit to being a sucker for good magicians and there were several on stage and in the audience during intermission.  Best of all was Eran Raven who concluded with pulling a paper out of a sealed envelope, which had remained in sight during his act, containing a set of numbers and letters, that turned out to be the serial number of a dollar bill taken from a random member of the audience by another random member of the audience (unlike the present administration, no hint of collusion).  We were impressed.  
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My young bride had caught an earlier flight and was already home when we returned for a happy reunion.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017
I gave up the formal study of science many years ago, but with Tavish as my lab partner I proceeded to Zucker's Bagels & Smoked Fish, 146 Chambers Street, to compare their Everything bagel to Fairway's and Ess-A-Bagel's.  I patronized Zucker's regularly when still working at the courthouse nearby and ordered the poppy seed bagel consistently with happy results, but today's mission focused on the Everything bagel.  It was a little smaller than the other two Everything bagels, a little denser, a blander dough and no salt topping.  It's not a bad or disappointing bagel, it just does not go to the head of the class.   

We were downtown on our way to the 9/11 memorial site.  Outdoors, where the twin towers stood, there are excavations exactly at their location, with waterfalls dropping into what appears to be bottomless pits.  The walls surrounding the waterfalls are engraved with the names of all known victims in or around the buildings, on the airplanes, and at the Pentagon.  I was moved seeing the sheer volume of names and the heterogeneity they conveyed.  Victims came from as many as 90 countries.    https://web.archive.org/web/20080516171333/http://www.america.gov/st/washfile-english/2006/September/20060911141954bcreklaw0.9791071.html

We took a guided walking tour of the grounds first, the Official 9/11 Memorial Guided Tour ($17), 45 minutes giving an informative introduction to the physical setting.  Then, we walked a few feet to the 9/11 Memorial Museum and encountered some unnecessary confusion.  Having looked on-line a few days earlier, I purchased tickets for the 9/11 Tribute Museum, which turned out to be a discrete enterprise located 5 blocks south of ground zero, not the 9/11 Memorial Museum, considered effectively to be the "official" museum.  Admission tickets for one were of no use at the other; $17 on Groupon for the Tribute Museum, adult $24 and senior $18 at the Memorial Museum.  We spent some time at the Tribute Museum, but chose to return to the Memorial Museum for 2 hours, a fraction of what is needed to see it all.  There are a variety of packages combining the outdoor tour, Memorial Museum admission with or without guided tours.  I recommend seeing some or all of it, but, unlike me, check carefully in advance on what there is on offer before purchase.  
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The subway took us to midtown, where we ate dinner at Ben's Kosher Delicatessen, 129 West 38th Street, as a launch point for what came later.  First, Tavish and I had combination corned beef and pastrami sandwiches on rye ($17.99), piled high and particularly good tonight.  From there, we walked the few blocks to Madison Square Garden to see my beloved New York Rangers play the Pittsburgh Penguins.  Yeah, they lost.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Since Tavish was leaving in the afternoon today, we were less adventurous.  At his request, as someone who spent many years in Chicago, he asked to have "New York pizza" for lunch.  Therefore, we went to Patsy's Pizzeria, 61 West 74th Street, one of its three locations.  We had a large pie ($20 for 17"), with meatballs ($3.95) and mixed roasted peppers ($2.75) added.  

On the way back to Palazzo di Gotthelf, we stopped at Levain Bakery, 167 West 74th Street, and Jacques Torres Chocolate, 285 Amsterdam Avenue, so that Tavish could supply himself with great chocolate chip cookies for his return to the outside world.  Levain bakes butter-soaked golf balls ($4), while I prefer Torres's 4" flat discs ($3, higher for some versions).  He left shortly thereafter, resisting the temptation to sample his purchases at least until he got on the airplane, as far as I could tell.  

Thursday, October 19, 2017
On the fifth day, I rested.
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Speaking of chocolate chip cookies, I have just learned from Danny Macaroons that She's the First, an organization devoted to the education of girls in poor countries (http://shesthefirst.org) is sponsoring a competition among about 20 of the Holy Land's top bakers, including Levain and Jacques Torres.  It will be held on November 4th at the Strand Bookstore, a confluence that is almost unbearably exciting.  But the good news is more than balanced by the bad news.  I will be away at the time and, were I not, the event sold out almost immediately, before I even knew of it.

Danny, whose medium is macaroons not cookies, nevertheless is invited to participate in recognition of the quality of his efforts.  I hope this events recurs at a time and place available to me and you.  

Friday, October 20, 2017
More chickens are coming home to roost.  Yesterday, there was news of a chocolate chip cookie contest and today the New York Times attempts to get to the heart of the bagel.  https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/20/nyregion/new-york-today-what-makes-a-new-york-bagel.html?_r=0

It's almost embarrassing to be ahead of the curve so often, but it's the least that I can do to repay the public that provided me a tuition-free education from PS 159 through CCNY. 

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Do the Right Thing

Monday, October 9, 2017
It's hard to be (racially) colorblind in American society, maybe impossible.  At times, I admit to being impatient with or exhausted by the racial prism that either distorts or clarifies our view of reality.  Since I am on one side of our racial divide, that occasionally puts me at odds with the other, no matter how I might strive to be fair, open and tolerant.  Anecdotal evidence of racial discrimination sometimes evokes mixed feelings -- there they go again (black squawkers) vs. there they go again (white bigots).  

A new study restores my perspective, at least for a time.  Based on 20,000 e-mails, the rate of response to routine inquiries to government offices by typically white-named people is consistently higher than for black-named people.  

Taking the trouble to discriminate in responding to an e-mail inquiry is gratuitously cruel especially under the most benign conditions.  "Justice, justice, you shall pursue."  Deuteronomy 16:18
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This week's football report
Columbia University          4-0 
New York Jets                    3-2
New York Giants                0-5
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In a 1839 United States Senate debate, Henry Clay famously said “I had rather be right than president.”  Currently, we have the complete opposite.  

Tuesday, October 10, 2017
In a strange way, I think that it is kind of romantic that a divorcing couple would go to court over possession of ice hockey season tickets.  There is love there, although maybe misdirected.      http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/divorced-edmonton-couple-faces-off-custody-oilers-tickets/
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Scott Pruitt, the Administrator of the Environmental Destruction Agency, announced that "the war on coal is over."  Okay, now I can concentrate on the war on Christmas.
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It probably took a formidable public relations effort to get this laudatory article about Acme Smoked Fish's whitefish salad.

While the production process is interesting, I cannot endorse Acme's result.  It supposedly contains only whitefish and mayonnaise, but it is mushed to such a degree that it emerges as a salty paste.  Fairway Market, 2131 Broadway, is at the pinnacle of the whitefish salad world and should be your destination for this delicacy.  

Wednesday, October 11, 2017
A play daringly entitled Junk is in previews at Lincoln Center.  We went to see it last night with the Goldfarbs; the Weinsteins were unable to join us.
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The MacArthur Foundation announced its "genius" grants today, $625,000 fellowships.  I understand that the president removed his name from consideration because he did not need the money.
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It was undoubtedly a spiritual quest that brought many of you to my modest exertions.  Holy Writ is an essential component in the perpetual search for truth, beauty and justice and I am pleased to refer you to a new bible -- The Macaroon Bible by Dan Cohen a/k/a Danny Macaroons, who, unlike many others, left Great Neck when he left Great Neck.   https://www.amazon.com/Macaroon-Bible-Dan-Cohen/dp/1118472160?utm_source=danny+macaroons+email+of+awesome&utm_campaign=cf7baa16bc-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_10_11&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_030488f6d3-cf7baa16bc-296904953&mc_cid=cf7baa16bc&mc_eid=bb19b3f5f5#immersive-view_1507731909660

Thursday, October 12, 2017
America's Favorite Epidemiologist abandoned me today, leaving me to my own devices and the Ciao Bella blood orange sorbetto in the freezer.  I hope that America's Loveliest Nephrologist and the Oakland Heartthrob appreciate what they are getting, if only for a few days. 

Friday, October 13, 2017
This link shows an amazing sample of the devastation caused by the California wildfires.   https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/10/12/us/santa-rosa-california-fires-damage.html
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I was fortunate that Gil Glotzer, retired attorney to the stars, was able to meet me for lunch on his quick visit to the Holy Land.  We ate at La-Salle Dumpling Room, 25 West End Avenue, a joint that is continuing to satisfy.  We shared cold sesame noodles ($7.95), pan fried pork dumplings ($8.50 for 6), beef wrapped scallion pancake ($8.95, 5 slices 1" to 2" wide), spicy chicken dumplings ($8.50 for 6).  All this was so good, Gil was almost in tears thinking about what he left behind in exchange for Florida sunshine.   
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No, Israel -- the moron's action today on the Iran nuclear deal does not make you safer.  It only raises the security threat to other nations to match yours.



Saturday, October 7, 2017

In With the New

Monday, October 2, 2017
This morning, we learned of the mass killing in Las Vegas.  Motive remains uncertain as I write.  One thing is certain, however, the offering of thoughts and prayers for the victims, the knee-jerk response of those in a position to make a difference in lieu of actually making a difference.  Rather than lament this all-too-familiar response to maniacal gun violence, I thought that, in the best American tradition, I would exploit it.  

Therefore, I am establishing the Thoughts and Prayers Club, membership exclusive to elected officials and those required to pay the Alternative Minimum Tax.  Upon the reporting of any significant tragedy involving American citizens, the Thoughts and Prayers Club would offer thoughts and prayers on behalf of our members, who are typically preoccupied doing very important things.  Dispensing empathy in this fashion keeps the names of our members in the public eye, demonstrates their humanity, and avoids them being caught disengaged or uncaring at a moment of public grief.  

Dues are reasonable, considering the station in life that our members have achieved, and additional funding is made available by the National Rifle Association.
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I loved the opening sentence of a column in the Sunday paper: "I have been summoned to jury duty or, as New Yorkers think of it, lunch in Chinatown."  You may wish to read the entire selection. 
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The weekend saw Columbia University's football team continue its run toward a national championship.  The local standings are now
Columbia University               3-0
New York Jets                         2-2
New York Giants                     0-4
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A critical part of Yom Kippur services, which we had 48 hours ago, is the Al Het prayer, repeated many times throughout.  As part of our atonement, we ask to be pardoned and forgiven for a litany of sins -- actions, thoughts, inactions, postures, "of which we are aware and those of which we are not aware."   

A comprehensive Orthodox version is provided by Chabad.   

Before Yom Kippur, I heard from several of the sweetest people I know, asking forgiveness in the spirit of the holy day.  On my part, recognizing that there are only so many hours in the day, I limited my appeals to two people, who had to endure some of my worst behavior during the year. 

Tuesday, October 3, 2017 
Regarding gun control in light of the mass slaughter in Las Vegas, the White House asks us to wait "when that time comes for those conversations to take place."  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/10/02/white-house-now-is-not-the-time-to-talk-about-gun-control-but-if-you-look-to-chicago/?utm_term=.27cd4e721693

A couple of weeks ago, Scott Pruitt, Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, told us that "to use time and effort to address it [climate change] at this point is very, very insensitive to this people in Florida."

I approve this logic.  As a Mets fan, after a 70-92 season, I think that this is not the time to talk about baseball.

The New York Times, however, is unwilling to heed the wise counsel from Washington and offers a graphic illustration of gun violence.    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/10/02/opinion/editorials/mass-shootings-congress.html?_r=0
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Speaking of sweet people, Michael Ratner invited me to join him at the New-York Historical Society (they retain the dash for historical accuracy) tonight.  David Nasaw, author of The Patriarch: The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P.Kennedy, moderated a discussion with Larry Tye, author of Bobby Kennedy: The Making of a Liberal Icon.  Tye, admittedly a fan of Kennedy's, was direct in his criticisms of Kennedy's low points, his service as an acolyte of Senator Joseph McCarthy, and his manic pursuit of Fidel Castro in Operation Mongoose a/k/a the Cuban Project, "a program of covert action, including sabotage, psychological warfare, intelligence collection, and the creation of an internal revolution against the communist government."    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_Project

According to Tye, Kennedy never privately accepted the Warren Commission's version of his brother's death and thought that any one of three forces were the underlying cause --  Fidel Castro, Jimmy Hoffa  or organized crime -- all of which Bobby Kennedy had intensely pursued.  

Tye believes that Kennedy would have made an excellent president, effecting an alliance of disprivileged white and black Americans, fighting poverty and inequality, and ending the Vietnam war.  I am particularly skeptical about the latter claim.  As Ken Burns's 18-hour documentary film series is just in the process of reminding us, the societal divisions surrounding the Vietnam War were harsh and deep.  And, in 1968, the presidential election year, there were at least 536,100 American troops in Vietnam, whose withdrawal without the cloak of Nixonian rhetoric of "peace with honor" might have further torn at the  fragile bonds of tolerance and civility required by a democratic society.  
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Michael and I continued the discussion at Flame, 100 West 82nd Street, a large, sprawling Pan Asian restaurant, which features three large hibachi tables, with chefs chopping and flipping and mixing ingredients in a fashion that used to draw criticism from our parents as playing with our food.  Fortunately, we were seated far away from the boisterous crowds surrounding these displays and we concentrated on the Chinese-Malaysian portions of the large menu.  We ordered Charsiu Duck Buns ($8 for three small sticky buns filled with duck in a barbecue sauce), Curry Chicken Samosa ($7 for chopped chicken in four star-shaped fried shells with curried mustard sauce on the side), Indian Roti ($6 for a thin crêpe with buttery curry sauce on the side), Peach Marinate Ribs ($9 for four ribs with the meat falling off the bone), and Crispy Duck Buns ($8 for two 2-inch square, 1/2 inch thick slices of duck breast, Peking style), the best of the lot.  I can also recommend the flavor enhancer of the 10% discount for paying cash.

Wednesday, October 4, 2017
The Onion printed the same headline for the fifth time in 3 1/2 years in reporting the Las Vegas gun violence: “‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”  http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-prevent-says-only-nation-where-regularly-ha-57086

On the other hand, you have to be a bit surprised that the sober Tom Friedman, temporarily diverted from cheerleading for globalism, fails to respect the calls for silence about gun violence coming from on high in a piece entitled "If Only Stephen Paddock Were a Muslim."     https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/03/opinion/stephen-paddock-las-vegas-terrorism.html

Thursday, October 5, 2017
I guess that ten years after his graduation from college, I should drop calling Max K. the Wonder Boy, a label that seemed to fit during those years that we frequently went to Mets games at Shea Stadium.  Now, in addition to some miscellaneous ventures, he operates a residence in Tribeca with four bedrooms offered on Airbnb.  That subject was the focus of our conversation today at lunch at Lilli & Loo, 792 Lexington Avenue, a Pan Asian restaurant with white tablecloths befitting its location one block from Bloomingdale's.  Prices on the menu tended to be in same upscale zone, although the decor remained modest beyond the tablecloths.  

We shared small plates and appetizers as much as a matter of taste as economics.  We had cold sesame noodles ($8.25), Kung Pao chicken dumplings ($9.95 for six), scallion pancake ($8.25), and satay chicken ($9.50).  The noodles and dumplings were very good; the pancake was good, deep fried, crispy outside, chewy inside.  The four chicken skewers were dry, probably grilled long in advance; the accompanying peanut sauce looked more genuine than it tasted.

Friday, October 6, 2017
I think that the arrival of 5778 is sufficient cause to see the departure of all those slit at the shoulder tops that women have been wearing for too long.  I have secured a large collection of fabrics, solids of many hues (but a lot of black) and a wide assortment  of patterns that can easily be used to cover what is, for most people, an uninteresting body part.  As for utility, exposing the shoulder might save time on vaccinations, but do little more. 

Friday, September 29, 2017

Out With the Old

Monday, September 25, 2017
A new study of the U.S. stock market's long term performance produced some discouraging results.  "Only 4 percent of all publicly traded stocks account for all of the net wealth earned by investors in the stock market since 1926."  So, I recommend that you dump the other 96%.
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This summer, I met and spent some time with Hadassah Nakiza, Solomon Walusimbi and Aron Sebagala, 3 college students from Uganda, who belong to Abayudaya, the local Jewish community, which originated about 100 years ago with the conversion of a local leader.  The Abayudaya are in a difficult place, in several senses, but they just had a major celebration, reported by the New York Times, a joint wedding of 5 couples.   https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/22/fashion/jewish-weddings-in-uganda.html
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Away from the social pages, the New York Times gauged how "pet-friendly" the 100 largest American residential markets are.  https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/21/realestate/the-most-pet-friendly-cities-in-the-united-states.html   

I am happy to see that New York was 96 of 100, scraping the bottom.  I've never been a pet person and only during my tenure in Marriage #1 did I have to share living quarters with a four-legged animal.  I should also note that the 10 cities at the top of this list are almost exactly those that I go out of my way to avoid.  Lassie, go home.
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An errand in midtown gave me an excuse to have lunch at Kung Fu Little Steam Buns Ramen, 811 Eighth Avenue.  I was pleased on my first visit, February 8, 2017, and then especially enjoyed the Peking duck buns ($7.25).  Today, the buns disappointed me; they were freshly cooked, plump, but just didn't taste very ducky.  However, the scallion pancake with beef ($6.95) saved the day.  The crispy pancake was wrapped around slivers of beef and onions cooked in a thin (but not watery) sweet sauce.  It was delicious.  I hope it stays that way on my next visit.  

Tuesday, September 26, 2017
The Boyz Club met at Jing Fong, 20 Elizabeth Street, the enormous dim sum palace.  As always, I failed to keep count of the steamed, pan fried, boiled, deep fried, baked, sauteed items that landed on our table in rapid succession.  All I can say is that the six of us happily spent $15 each, including a generous tip.  

On the other hand, Jing Fong's uptown branch, at the corner of 78th Street and Amsterdam Avenue, blessedly close to Palazzo di Gotthelf, has not yet opened for lunch, only offering dinner after 5 PM.  I don't understand this posture.  Dim sum, Jing Fong's specialty, is a daytime activity and the location is probably only second to Jerusalem in the density of Jewish occupants, notorious for their devotion to Chinese food, at all hours day and night.  I await the proper alignment of its schedule.
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These are dire times and it's not just the prospect of a nuclear confrontation that threatens us.  Frosty pod rot is attacking cacao beans in Latin America and may be moving to West Africa, thereby imperiling the world's supply of chocolate.  

With the billions of people in India and China beginning to learn to save room for dessert, the chocolate market is already under pressure.  Should the supply be seriously impinged by crop failure, I fear to contemplate the depth of the resulting crisis.  

Wednesday, September 27, 2017
Deb Amlen is the editor of “Wordplay,” the crossword column of the New York Times.  I was delighted to read, in her own words, that she "received her bachelor’s degree in Strategic Guessing from Syracuse University, although they insisted on calling it 'Marketing.'”
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When Attorney General Jeff Sessions, an unreconstructed enemy of freedom, starts bleating about free speech, I am ready to burn my ACLU membership card.  Our legal view of free speech has been distorted from the outset.  Before even the introduction of the First Amendment, the unamended Constitution offered copyright protection, arguably desirable, but a limit on the freedom of expression.  

Now, we are thoroughly accustomed to truth-in-advertising and product labeling legislation and, with a president who lies with every breath, we might yearn for similar strictures to be extended from the grocery store to the White House. 

New Yorker magazine movie review this week says: "At the start of 'Fargo' (1996), the Coen brothers, keeping the straightest of faces, informed us, 'This is a true story,' and proceeded to unwrap a pack of delicious lies."  The subsequent television series uses the same technique.  Should we accept this exercise in cuteness as artistic expression, a protected form of free speech, or recognize that mislabeled ideas may be as dangerous as mislabeled food products?  Forgetting the legal issues for a moment, the overriding problem with trying to police the political marketplace is "Who's to judge?"  In this regard, I think that conservative philosophy, if not its current adherents, offers the best answers -- personal responsibility and self control.  Of course, we may have to wait until we have a national leader to whom this applies.

Thursday, September 28, 2017
I have an excuse.  It was Germany.  Germany made me sit home last night watching several episodes of "Shetland," a very good crime series set off the coast of Scotland, when I had tickets to the last Mets home game of the season, which they won, by the way, beating the ignoble Atlanta Braves 7-1.  

You see, Germany is 6 hours ahead of New York and I adjusted my mobile phone accordingly on our recent trip.  However, resetting the local time upon our return to the Holy Land did not affect all the storage locations in memory, in the cloud, under the bed, wherever that stuff is kept.  So, the Mets game previously entered into my calendar for 7 PM on Wednesday, September 27th, was displayed as 1 AM, Thursday, September 28th.  Being a big picture guy, not bogged down with details, Thursday stuck with me and that's how I arranged my schedule.

Wait 'til next year. 

Friday, September 29, 2017
Going into the weekend, here is the standing of New York football teams:
Columbia University          2-0
Jets                                   1-2
Giants                               0-3

Let the fasting begin.


Saturday, September 23, 2017

Pizza and Politics

Monday, September 18, 2017
Our trip to Berlin was very busy, so now I am catching up on my reading.  In the New Yorker dated September 11, an article about the alleged mistreatment of a Muslim member of the New York Police Department identified David Cohen as the deputy commissioner of NYPD's Intelligence Division and formerly deputy director of the CIA.  Responding to allegations that the department conducted racial profiling, Cohen said, "I don't know what an Arabic-sounding name is.  Who knows what an Arabic-sounding name is?"  How reassuring.

Shake Shack started out in 2004 as a hot dog stand in Madison Square Park, the original site of Madison Square Garden.  It has been quite successful ever since, more than I can say for the current occupants of Madison Square Garden.  It has 136 outlets worldwide and is listed on the New York Stock Exchange.  In spite of this coverage, I only ate there once before.  Actually, it was Shake Shack's success that kept me away, à la Yogi Berra.  I just wasn't prepared to be the 30th in line to order a hamburger.  

Most often, I approached the Shake Shack behind the left field stands at Citifield during a Mets game, only to find dozens of people ahead of me, sometimes more than were seated in the stands.  I have had enough delayed gratification waiting for the Mets to play consistently winning baseball, so I wasn't prepared to shuffle very slowly to place an order.  On the one occasion that I got to eat at Shake Shack, it was at the branch at 366 Columbus Avenue, right across from the American Museum of Natural History.  It was an off hour and the wait was tolerable, which was how I would describe the hamburger I ate.  

Today, I returned to the same location with no intention of ordering a hamburger, but rather to have a fried chicken sandwich, the subject of recent praise.  At around 12:30, the joint was busy, but not crazy busy.  About 20 people were waiting for their order to be ready, while another 12 or so were waiting to place an order.  Things moved quickly, with three people taking orders and another dozen working behind them, cooking and organizing the food.  

Two different chicken sandwiches were offered, Chick'n Shack, a crispy chicken breast with lettuce, pickles and buttermilk herb mayo on a bun ($6.55), and Hot Chick'n, a crispy chicken breast dusted with a guajillo (medium hot chili pepper) and cayenne pepper blend and topped with slaw and pickles on a bun ($6.79).  I ordered both.  I enjoyed the mild version more; the chicken was not greasy and the fried coating had a snap to it.  The spicy version was more peppery than spicy and the chicken seemed to get lost.  So, if the line isn't too long, step up for the Chick'n Shack.  Note, I skipped the French fries to leave room for the second sandwich, so I cannot comment on this usually essential part of my unbalanced diet.    

Tuesday, September 19, 2017
On April 28, 2017, Stony Brook Steve and I shared a very good lunch at La Salle Dumpling Room, 3141 Broadway, in the immediate vicinity of Columbia University, Barnard College, Jewish Theological Seminary, Union Theological Seminary and Manhattan School of Music, probably the densest collection of intellectual and artistic firepower in the world.  On Saturday night, returning from dinner,  I spotted another branch, brand new of La Salle Dumpling Room, 25 West End Avenue.  Therefore, it only made sense that Steve and I visit this location for lunch as soon as possible.

The new site is small, 11 two tops crowded together.  The menu appears to be the same as the mother ship, with prices holding.  We shared cold sesame noodles ($7.95), 6 pan fried pork dumplings ($8.50), 6 steamed chicken dumplings in spicy sauce ($8.50), and popcorn chicken ($10.95).  We ate very well and abundantly.  The spicy sauce for the chicken dumplings was just right, tangy, but stopping short of inducing tears.  Service was quick and efficient.   Customers included students from John Jay College and staff from what is now called Mount Sinai Roosevelt Division, Mount Sinai St. Luke's, St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital Center, Mount Sinai West, or, most inclusively, Mount Sinai St. Luke's-Roosevelt, all resulting from the moshing together of St. Luke's Hospital and Roosevelt Hospital under the hegemony of Mount Sinai Medical Center, which previously gobbled up Beth Israel Medical Center.  This conglomeration was in response to New York-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center (which includes  Columbia University Medical Center) and NYU Langone Medical Center, consisting of Tisch Hospital, the Rusk Institute of Rehabilitation Medicine, and the Hospital for Joint Diseases.  It seems destined that all of these entities will eventually merge into The Sick Place.
   
In any case, Steve and I agreed that we have found a new clubhouse and encourage your patronage as well.  

Wednesday, September 20, 2017
The Huffington Post published a survey today looking back partially on the 2016 presidential election.  

I must admit that I was shocked by the views expressed about Hillary Clinton.  51% of the respondents had "Somewhat unfavorable" or "Very unfavorable" opinions of her, less than one year after she got a majority of the popular vote in the presidential election.  The survey did not posit her against you-know-who and did not report attitudes towards him.  Maybe the folks were upset with her, because she failed to keep him out of office.  That may prove to be her unpardonable offense.
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In a column that appears only on-line, the New York Times boasts that it "introduced readers to pizza 73 years ago today as 'a pie made from a yeast dough and filled with any number of different centers.'

'With the dexterity of a drum major wielding a baton, the baker picks one up and twirls it around, first in one hand and then in the other,' the report said, describing Luigino’s Pizzeria Alla Napoletana in Times Square."  

The Times has claimed this distinction before, that it "introduced readers to pizza 73 years ago," and we know that their readers are the gatekeepers of Western civilization, at least on this side of the Atlantic Ocean.  However, I addressed this issue before, attempting to set the table straight.   http://alanatlunch.blogspot.com/2015/04/how-old-is-that-pizza.html?m=1

At the time, I wrote that: 
I ate at Luigino’s regularly when I worked at the Association of the Bar of the City of New York, on West 44th Street, Saturdays throughout college.  It felt very much like the old section of John’s Pizzeria on Bleecker Street, with high-backed wooden booths, and thinnish-crusted pizza.  The problem with the Times article then and now is, I believe, that it was scooped long before by the Daily News (or was it the Daily Mirror?).  I remember a clipping on Luigino’s wall of a story, the work of a good publicist, about this strange food, with a photograph of Rockettes from nearby Radio City Music Hall sampling slices.  It’s been a long time, but I really believe that this story dated from the 1930s.  A search of my brother’s memory, Arthur Dobrin’s memory (they both worked at the Bar Association at some time), and the Internet only yielded the image below.  Arthur confirms the newspaper article on the wall, but has no recollection of a photograph in it.  My brother simply relishes the memory of good lunches.  The E-Bay seller claimed that this menu was from the 1930s, but offered no support for this. 


According to a posting on Ancestry.com, Luigino Milone, residing at 147 West 48th Street, registered for the draft in WWII.  The location was leveled for construction of the Mc-Graw Hill Building in 1969.  Please understand that I don’t profess Luigino’s to be the first pizzeria in New York, or even as "the oldest established pizza house in the city," as Craig Claiborne speculated in the Times, on November 4, 1966.  

Lombardi’s at 53 ½ Spring Street, a successor now at 32 Spring Street, claims to have been the first in the USA, starting in 1905.   http://www.firstpizza.com/   
John’s of Bleecker Street, 278 Bleecker Street, my favorite, started in 1929, but on Sullivan Street.   http://www.johnsbrickovenpizza.com/history.php


Thursday, September 21, 2017
5778, but who's counting?

In case you haven't succumbed to Clinton Fatigue, I suggest two somewhat contradictory views of Hillary's career and her current book, What Happened.  Both are worth reading; buckle up.

The New Yorker has a somewhat balanced appraisal of Clinton.

Huffington Post savages Clinton. 

No matter what, 5777 was not her year.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Not Germany

Google's heightened security concerns prevented me from adhering to my normal publishing schedule while traveling abroad.  I have divided the accumulated material into two articles, Germany and Not Germany.


Monday, September 4, 2017
I came across another best of restaurant list, in fact, a collection of such lists. 
The one that I found most relevant was the oxymoronic top 100 "Gourmet Casual."  It's an extremely rare American restaurant today that expects its patrons to appear as if they are about to engage in a serious, adult activity.  While some might balk at bare feet, there's little else that might be recognized as other than casual, regardless of the hefty price tag at the end of the evening.

Ironically, the only one of the first 10 of this oddly-named group that I was familiar with is Pêche Seafood Grill in New Orleans, where we ate (very well) in early May.  I didn't even recognize the names of the two local entries in the top 10, placing second and third: Roberta's, 261 Moore Street, Brooklyn, not to be confused with our longtime favorite Roberto's, 603 Crescent Avenue, Bronx, and Wildair, 142 Orchard Street.  Maybe I shouldn't complain (as if you could stop me), since 29 of the 100 are located in the Holy Land.  

To be fair, as I went down the list, I noticed that none of the fabled la-di-dah joints were present, thus somewhat justifying the label "casual."
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If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, North and South Korea have good reason to cooperate, even seek unification.  "Why Trump, After North Korea’s Test, Aimed His Sharpest Fire at the South."   https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/03/us/trump-north-south-korea-nuclear.html?_r=0
Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Today, with a plane to catch early in the evening, I stayed very close to home in the company of Stony Brook Steve.   We went to Empire Columbus Avenue, 193 Columbus Avenue, which has been around since 1976, but today may have only been the second time that I have eaten there even though no other Chinese restaurant is closer to Palazzo di Gotthelf.  My lack of enthusiasm in the past was a matter of distance, not how close to my residence, but how far from Chinatown.  With few exceptions, tam, the Yiddish word for flavor, decreases as you move north on Manhattan Island, even as prices increase . 

We shared a scallion pancake ($4.95), Crispy Beef w. Orange Flavor ($15.95), and Walnut Chicken ($13.95).  The beef was among 3 dozen items available as a lunch special at $8.25 - $10.75, which gets you a choice of rice -- white, brown, plain fried -- and soup, egg roll or spring roll.  The scallion pancake lacked crispiness and scallions.  I liked the beef very much, especially its goopy sauce.  Steve enjoyed the chicken more; I found it too salty.

Should I have sought a more exalted experience before leaving the Holy Land for downtown Europe?  Maybe, but time was flying before I had to, and, after all, it was still Chinese.
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It took three taxicabs seriatim to get us to the airport for a far less dramatic journey across the Atlantic Ocean.  

Thursday, September 7, 2017
The New York Times announced the winner of the New Yorkest New York film -- Crooklyn by Spike Lee.  I can't properly criticize the choice, since I never saw it.  Everyone will have the opportunity to see it on September 13th, when it will be shown all over the city, except me because that's the day of our return flight.
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My problems with the Internet while traveling did not extend to receiving messages and material.  Thus, I was able to read this appraisal of America's First Daughter.  "She is more a logo than a person, a scarecrow stuffed with branding, an heiress-turned-model-turned-multimillionaire’s-wife playacting as an authority on the challenges facing working women so that she can sell more pastel sheath dresses."  
https://nyti.ms/2x9y19Z 

Saturday, September 9, 2017
Overnight, I received photographs of dear Donna J.'s lumberyard on St. Martin, which two days ago had been a hotel.    

Wednesday, September 13, 2017
High winds over Germany, sounds like a WWII movie, but it was the reason that our departing flight sat on the ground one extra hour before taking off, just enough to have us miss our connecting flight in London.  However, we were booked on British Air and they had ample alternatives once we got to London.  

The actual transatlantic leg was quite pleasant and edifying.  I read for hours, finishing another Donna Leon crime novel, featuring Guido Brunetti, Commissario of Police in Venice.  Following my young bride's suggestion, I then watched some episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm, the language and neuroses left intact, something rare in airplane entertainment.  The episodes dated from 2009 and were only partly familiar.  But, I found them very educational.  What a jerk!  Am I that big a jerk?  I'm not going to be such a big jerk.
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The New York Times restaurant critic is asking for big trouble with the headline "Is New York’s Best Pizza in New Jersey?"
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/12/dining/razza-pizza-review-jersey-city.html?_r=0

While he makes a good case, I am duty bound to investigate this personally, probably in the company of my fresser friends, and you know who you are.

Thursday, September 14, 2017
Ron Goldbrenner said it best: "We have all now finally graduated from City [College].  Stanley Feingold passed away today."
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The newspaper has a provocative story today that poses basic questions of crime and punishment.   
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/13/us/harvard-nyu-prison-michelle-jones.html?_r=0

In 1996, Michelle Jones was sentenced to 50 years for murdering her infant son.  In prison, she apparently devoted herself to education and self-improvement.  She eventually received a bachelor’s degree from Ball State University in 2004, and audited graduate-level classes at Indiana University.  She was recently paroled in recognition of her rehabilitation.  

She applied to several graduate schools, including Harvard, which at first admitted her to its History Department.  Then, "the university’s leadership — including the president, provost, and deans of the graduate school — reversed."  According to the New York Times, there is evidence that the administration was "concern[ed] that her background would cause a backlash among rejected applicants, conservative news outlets or parents of students."  I know, at least, how to have mollified conservative news outlets.  Ms. Jones would have to declare herself as a Republican who found Jesus.  Instead, she decided to go to N.Y.U., starting classes last week.  

Justice?

Friday, September 15, 2017
Tradition holds that Jewish ritual objects and prayer books are not to be simply discarded, but buried in a Jewish cemetery.  So, today, humming the Rolling Stones' song "Beast of Burden," with the able assistance of Jeff Heller, humanitarian and first class schlepper, I collected 20 boxes of early vintage prayer books, no longer in use, from one of West End Synagogue's overstuffed storage rooms for delivery to Plaza Jewish Community Chapel, slightly over one mile north of the synagogue.  May they rest in peace.