Saturday, March 27, 2021

Holiday Happy

Monday, March 22, 2021 

This fact may strike you two different ways.  1) At least one day out of 365 is devoted to happiness, an oasis from the nutsyness and craziness of daily life.  2) Is that the best that we can do, only one day out of 365 for happiness? 

Corresponding to the observance of International Happiness Day, the United Nations released the annual World Happiness Index, based on:
  • Gross domestic product per capita
  • Social support
  • Healthy life expectancy
  • Freedom to make your own life choices
  • Generosity of the general population
  • Perceptions of internal and external corruption levels

For the fourth year running, Finland has come out on top, followed by Iceland, Denmark, Switzerland, and the Netherlands.  Israel, mainly populated by Jews, would seem to be a hotbed of disputes and neuroses, but it ranked #11, ahead of Ireland, Germany, the U.S.A. and France, among others. 

By the way, the first hits on my Google search for the International Day of Happiness came from the Indian press.  Do they need or appreciate happiness more than the rest of us?  Or, are they agonizing over ranking 144th on the World Happiness Index, badly trailing Pakistan at 66th place?
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Gentleman Jerry and I went out for lunch on the International Day of Happiness, happy at least that the temperature was 20 degrees warmer than the day before.  Mimi Cheng's, 309 Amsterdam Avenue, the new dumpling place, still has no outdoor seating, but Sala Thai, next door at 307 Amsterdam Avenue, was available, not a bad choice in itself.  It had three little tables each in a plastic igloo and a wood and plastic structure covering five tables.  We sat at a two-top in the larger space and were warm enough to take off our coats. 

We shared chicken satay ($10 for 4 skewers); I had Bamee Poo, vermicelli, crab meat, roast pork, bok choy and bean sprouts, with a cup of salty broth that looked suspiciously like a finger bowl ($16).  Jerry had Pad Thai, chicken, rice noodles, bean sprouts, red onion, egg, bean curd, peanuts ($16).  We both qualified for the Clean Plate Club. 
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Jerry P. (not the Gentleman) is looking for trouble, asking, after last week's blog, "aren’t you an influencer or wanna be influencer?" 

"An influencer is someone who [seeks] to affect the purchasing decisions of others because of his or her authority, knowledge, position, or relationship with his or her audience [or] a following in a distinct niche, with whom he or she actively engages."  https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?hspart=trp&hsimp=yhs-001&grd=1&type=Y61_F1_148993_102720&p=influencer

Unstated, but understood throughout social medialand, a grumpy grandpa cannot be an influencer.
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Speaking of happiness, what do pregnant women in Germany, grocery workers in Texas, police officers in the United Kingdom and prisoners in Florida have in common?  They can't get vaccinated right now.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/03/19/world/covid-vaccine-inequality.html

Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Happiness landed on our doorstep last night with the arrival of America's Loveliest Nephrologist for a four-day stay.  It is the first time that we have seen her since Thanksgiving 2019.  Smiles all around.

I am obliged, however, to refute an ugly rumor concerning her visit.  The fact that she stopped at Pastrami Queen on the way in from the airport and bought several sandwiches had nothing to do with my pleasure at seeing her. 

Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Exercising our fully-vaccinated freedom, Terrific Tom, Michael Ratner and I went to Yoon Haeundae Galbi, 8 West 36th Street, a notable Korean restaurant.  The interior of the restaurant is very attractive, which I observed on a trip to the bathroom.  The outdoor dining space is a crude rectangle, with 8 two-tops.  No heaters were apparent, but the afternoon was mild and we felt no need for them. 

It was all about the food.  Yoon Haeundae Galbi is a Korean BBQ restaurant, offering a variety of meat cooked tableside.  Indoors, grills are built into the tables; outdoors, a portable grill is used.  We ordered the Prime Lunch Package for 2 and shared peacefully by 3 ($68).  It featured Fresh Short Rib, Brisket and Dry Aged Ribeye, cooked by our waiter, accompanied by a green salad and a bunch of little dishes including cold mashed potatoes, kim chi, shredded radish, dried fish in a sesame sauce and hot peppers in oil.  We also had a delicious side order of  "potato noodles," not japchae, the typical sweet potato glass noodle, but closer to ramen or lo mein.  A very good meal, differing from the Chinese, Thai and Vietnamese that the Boyz usually enjoy. 
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Responding to competition?  "Post Office Plan Calls for Slower Delivery and Higher Prices."

Thursday, March 25, 2021
An introductory course in American government usually begins with a consideration of democracy and representation.  Several issues can be expected to produce lively discussions, including a representative's principles versus the interests of his constituency and majority rule versus minority rights. 

We know that our electoral system, first past the post, as the Brits say, rewards the winner and ignores the loser regardless of the margin of victory.  Combined with gerrymandering, this may result in severely distorted results, most often at the state level.  For example, in 2020, in Wisconsin, "Democratic candidates received 46% of total votes cast in state Assembly races, but ended up with only 38 of 99 seats . . . . In state Senate races, Democratic candidates secured about 47% of total votes, but only picked up 38% of the seats on the ballot and now control only 12 of 33 seats."

The fix for this, according to us clever political scientists, is proportional representation, giving voice to minorities.  Probably the best current example is Israel where elections are based on proportional representation on a national basis; there are no local constituencies.  The number of seats a party gets in the Knesset is proportional to the number of its votes nationwide as long as a party meets a threshold of 3.25% of the total.  The result, 13 parties are currently represented in the Knesset, with an equal number not making the cut.  Likud, the party of current prime minister Bibi Netanyahu, won the most seats in the election held two days ago, 30 out of 120.  Other parties on the right won about 25 seats.  His opponents, in aggregate, may have more seats than his likely coalition, but they are fragmented over half a dozen parties.   This formula for continuing stalemate after four elections in two years "was already forcing Israelis to confront questions about the viability of their electoral system, the functionality of their government and whether the divisions between the country’s various polities — secular and devout, right-wing and leftist, Jewish and Arab — have made the country unmanageable."  https://nyti.ms/2PsFMCE 

It's interesting to speculate what would happen if we swapped electoral systems with the Israelis.  I subscribe to the ideas of the French political scientist Maurice Duverger, who identified the relationship between the number of parties in a country and its electoral system.  "[T]he simple majority, single ballot system favours the two‐party system . . . and proportional representation favour[s] multi‐partism."  https://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095737871.

The ultra-Orthodox (Haredi) would win a few single-member districts by enormous margins, reflecting their geographical concentration.  Their few parliamentarians would probably be stymied in the Knesset, however, because multi-factional parties are likely to emerge to appeal to the diverse constituencies in the many other districts throughout the country, mostly uncomfortable with the power of the ultra-Orthodox.  "In the eyes of the broader [Israeli] population, haredim are often seen to be arrogant, entitled and contemptuous of state authority."  https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/the-haredi-situation-where-we-are-today-and-how-we-got-there-660171

Meanwhile, ignoring the strictures of federalism, imagine the proliferation of parties in the U.S.A. based on local preferences, prejudices and peculiarities?  So, pick your poison. 
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A check of telephone records reveals that New York Governor Andrew Cuomo was able to order pizza delivered to the governor's mansion from Domino's on at least two occasions while other customers were put on hold.  The news of this caused one legislator from Schoharie County to abandon his support for the already beleaguered governor.
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The doctor flew away this afternoon after her four-day house call.

Friday, March 26, 2021
Tomorrow begins Passover, the Jewish holiday celebrating the exodus from Egypt, arguably the model for all independence movements to come.  There is a seder, a family meal wrapped inside the retelling of the biblical tale, each of the first two evenings of the eight-day holiday. 

Four glasses of wine are a key part of the seder.  For many of us growing up, one of only two brands of wine appeared on the seder table, Manischewitz or Mogen David (star of David).  Either one was a thick, sweet wine, made from Concord grapes.  Kids loved it.  Now, both companies offer a wide range of more sophisticated beverages, comporting with the upward social mobility of the American Jewish population and the competition of French, Californian and Israeli Kosher wines. 

What I am remembering is the now-abandoned label of Mogen David wines, depicting 5 Jews gathered at a seder table or, possibly, a poker game.
 
 
If this bottle appeared on a Gentile's table, would it be cultural appropriation, by today's standards?
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"Shtisel" is back, baruch HaShem.






Saturday, March 20, 2021

Georgia On My Mind

 

Monday, March 15, 2021 
This sounds pretty silly to me.  "'Vasectomy Mayhem’ Trademark Draws Complaint From N.C.A.A."  https://nyti.ms/38viJxl

The article correctly points to the “likelihood of confusion” and “dilution by blurring” of a brand as the governing standards in a trademark dispute.  The law protects Coca-Cola from sitting on a shelf next to Koke.  See Coca-Cola Co. v. Koke Co., 254 U.S. 143 (1920).  It also explains why companies choose concocted names, such as Kodak, Zyrtec or Lysol.  Anything close is assumed to be infringing.  See, e.g., Eastman Kodak Co. v. Rakow, 739 F. Supp (W.D.N.Y. 1989).  

Product identity can be a valuable asset and is sometimes guarded overzealously, as in the case at hand.  The likelihood of confusion of college basketball and vasectomies is remote, like liking Rand Paul remote. 

I recall in my trademarks class in law school uttering a boisterous Harumph! when I heard of an infringement claim by Lexis, the legal research service, against Lexus, Toyota's luxury car brand.  As obvious as the distinction between the enterprises was to me, a lower court actually held that legal researchers might be distracted by the marketing of a luxury sedan, a decision wisely overturned.    https://apnews.com/article/84c39afcb1a5a5e74c216995741338f2
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While I was mildly amused by the NCAA's concern for its basketballs, I was highly indignant reading about so-called "influencers," now anointed as "digital creators," "monetiz[ing] every aspect of their life."  

Influencers are social media creations who apparently attract or seek to attract followers, sometimes in enormous numbers.  We are to believe that the lemmings readily purchase goods and services in the wake of the influencers.  This might be viewed as a grossly inflated extension of the celebrity endorsement in advertising.  

The new pernicious wrinkle, as the article describes, is that "fans pay to vote in polls to control some of a creator’s day-to-day decisions."  Instead of just learning what some vapid person eats for breakfast, we can choose the menu, at a cost, of course.  In effect, we are influencing the influencers, at our expense.  Is this a great country or what?
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Speaking of popularity, the real estate section tells us "Which Amenities Are Most Popular?" for New York City apartment hunters.  

The first two choices I would happily do without, an in-unit washer/dryer and a pet-friendly policy.  Avoiding the noise and the mess of pets, dogs specifically, is worth money to me, but there is an impact on both supply and demand.  Fewer potential buyers/renters, those keeping pets, vie for fewer properties, those allowing pets.  On balance, pet friendly buildings are more expensive.    https://www.brickunderground.com/blog/2015//in_case_you_missed_it_pet_friendly_premium

Tuesday, March 16, 2021
This was a very busy day, comparable to a real day in the before times.  I started with a visit to Michael Perskin, M.D., for our annual physical exam.  He passed.

Lunch time was spent with Joan and Steve G., a delightful couple whom we met on our trip to India in January 2020, what seems like a lifetime ago.  We braved the 34° temperature and gathered at CafĂ© Luxembourg, 200 West 70th Street, which has a bank of 20 well-heated, well-populated tables along the sidewalk.  In fact, they were noisily building more capacity even as we sat there.  Luxembourg, unlike many other restaurants in this neighborhood, has hung around for a long time and seems to be coping with the limitations of the pandemic fairly well. 

The others chose the yellowfin tuna burger ($29) or the Luxemburger ($24 plus $2 for cheese), while I had the duck confit cassoulet ($30), a duck leg, duck sausage, "cranberry beans" (that looked like regular beans), smoked bacon broth, escarole and pearl onions.  Luxembourg's food is good, the prices are high, but it is one block away and the heaters are powerful.  Such is life in the year of the plague.
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In the evening, West End Synagogue presented Michael German, a former FBI agent, now with the Brennan Center for Justice, speaking on the growth of white supremacy.  I had the privilege of moderating the session, with over 200 registrants. 

While we Upper West Side pinkos have long suspected that elements of law enforcement have either been dismissive or tolerant of right wing extremism, we had it confirmed from the inside.  For more, read Mike's book "Thinking Like a Terrorist: Insights of a Former FBI Undercover Agent."

Wednesday, March 17, 2021
If I whetted your interest in trademark law, Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law is having a symposium marking the 75th anniversary of the Lanham Act, the prevailing federal trademark law, on March 24th.  It's free.

Thursday, March 18, 2021
My reaction to the murder of 8 people in Atlanta, 6 of them Asian American females, was simply why and how did the killer have a handgun in the first place?  Disarming him psychologically might have required years of work, but prudent gun control laws might have kept him unarmed.

According to an attorney for the vendor, the killer "had bought a weapon legally from the shop on the day of the shooting.  [The attorney] said that the store complied with all laws and regulations in selling the gun, and that the store had been cooperating with authorities."  How remarkably efficient that a person can buy a 9-millimeter handgun in Georgia as quickly as shopping for groceries at Trader Joe's.  Georgia seems more determined to deter Black voters than murderers of any race.
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Another unpublished letter to the editor:
Come on, New York Times.  The New York Rangers win a hockey at home 9-0, a shutout by a rarely arrived at number of goals.  One of their very best players, Mika Zibanejad, breaks out of a deep slump by scoring three goals.  And not a peep in the sports page?  I won't deride your choice of copy in today's paper, but you could have found room for an extraordinary performance by a local team with a passionate fan base.
 
Friday, March19, 2021
The 39° temperature momentarily deceived Stony Brook Steve and me as we met for a walk and lunch.  The legendary West Side Wind, our own mistral, effectively knocked about 10 degrees off and hastened our search for a habitable outdoor lunch spot.  After testing a few places, we settled on El Mitote, 208 Columbus Avenue.  While the shed along the curb was crudely constructed, it cut off the wind and the heaters above the 10 tables were working well.  Also, sitting on the west side of Columbus Avenue put us in direct sunlight.

I ordered quesadillas, three corn tortillas folded over cheese and crumbled chorizo (Spanish sausage) ($14).  Steve had a fat burrito, stuffed with chorizo, black beans, rice and shredded lettuce ($16).  The setting was comfortable enough for us to linger almost an hour.  Are we normal yet?
 
 
 

Saturday, March 13, 2021

Extraordinary Circumstances - Part 2

Wednesday, March 10, 2021
The issue of our specialized (euphemism for elite) schools, where we left off, rightfully raises passions, maybe as much as comparing bagels.  Here is the gauntlet being thrown down.  "The Best Bagels Are in California (Sorry, New York)."
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/08/dining/best-bagels.html

 

First of all, throughout this article, starting with the headline, reference is made to New York bagels.  Evidently, they are the Platonic ideal of bagels.  That ends the discussion as far as I am concerned.

 

Then, there is the sensitive subject of cultural appropriation.  The writer is named Tejal Rao.  While he claims to be "a former resident of New York City (Brooklyn)," what kind of name is Tejal Rao?  Even if he turns out to be a Sephardic Jew (of Iberian ancestry), bagels are the mother's milk of Ashkenazi Jews (of Central or Eastern European origin).  Can he be trusted?

 

Wait a minute -- he is a she (not important) and she is British (very important), a fact that she omits from her home page.  Compare https://www.tejalrao.com/ to

https://vilcek.org/prizes/prize-recipients/tejal-rao/

 

So, consider the source.  By the way, here is a Left Coast reaction to the issue.  https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/article/California-bagels-can-be-the-best-because-the-16012400.php

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While bagels seem to be flourishing hither and yon, the pandemic has created a crisis in another vital food group -- Chinese restaurants.   https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/10/nyregion/chinatown-restaurant-closures-coronavirus.html

 

Jing Fong, 20 Elizabeth Street, has been one of my favorite destinations alone or in a group for many years.  While "[a]t least 17 Chinatown restaurants and 139 ground-floor stores have permanently closed during the pandemic," the closing of Jing Fong is like an airport left only with Piper Cubs after the 747 has taken off.  It was the largest restaurant in Chinatown, and probably the entire city, and also Chinatown's last remaining unionized restaurant.

 

Its size combined with the quality of its food made it an important gathering place for civic functions, for instance, my 70th birthday party and annual dinners of the Stuyvesant High School Parents' Association, an evident reflection of the prevailing student ethnic balance.  The group's 2016 Spring Feast "sold out the venue at Jing Fong restaurant with 960 people attending."  Where are you going to put those people?

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The crowds that I attracted to Jing Fong never reached 960, but two friends joined me for lunch today, Terrific Tom and Gentleman Jerry.  The temperature was 5 or 6 degrees cooler than yesterday, but still pleasant enough for comfortable outdoor eating.  We went to Pho Vietnamese Sandwich Shop, 141 West 72nd Street, which has a crude shelter covering a handful of tables. 

 

I've enjoyed their food before and it proved popular with the Boyz.  They each had a Banh Mi, the BLT of Vietnam ($12).  I had BĂşn Bò Chả Giò, grilled sesame beef and spring roll on rice vermicelli with scallion, fried shallots, cucumber, mint, cilantro, lettuce, pickled daikon (white radish), shredded carrots, chopped peanuts and a fried egg ($16.50).  It was delicious and you almost need two bowls to hold it all.   

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There is a half-page advertisement in the New York Times today calling for the British government to hold a Unity Referendum for the people of Ireland, north and south.  Currently, Northern Ireland, with a population of just under 2 million, is part of the United Kingdom.  Although not a majority, Protestants outnumber Catholics.  The Republic of Ireland, with nearly 5 million people, is overwhelmingly Catholic.  It's hardly a surprise, therefore, that the British government does not favor a vote.

 

This is reminiscent of Vietnam in the 1950s.  After the French colonialists were defeated by the Viet Minh, the Communist-nationalist movement led by Ho Chi Minh, the Geneva Conference was held in 1954 to determine the future of Indochina.  Attending were the United States, the Soviet Union, the People's Republic of China, France, the Viet Minh, the United Kingdom and representatives of the emerging states.  They signed the Geneva Accords, which temporarily divided Vietnam.  The Conference Final Declaration, issued by the British chairman of the conference, provided that a general election be held by July 1956 to create a unified Vietnamese state.  

 

When the time came, South Vietnamese President Ngo Dinh Diem refused to hold the election, probably for the same reason that Ho Chi Minh eagerly sought it; popular support for the Viet Minh, now part of the North Vietnamese regime, was strong because of its success in defeating the French.  The role of our State Department and Secretary John Foster Dulles in this matter is still debated, whether they goaded Diem or merely tolerated his intransigence, but, at the very least, they failed to encourage compliance with the Geneva Accords.  And, with the collapse of French involvement, the U.S.A. was the main prop supporting the South Vietnamese government.

 

So, today, the British seem to be acting in regard to Ireland as the Americans acted in regard to Vietnam.  OK or maybe it was wrong then and it's wrong now?

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Today’s Zoom agenda included a program by Fellowships at Auschwitz for the Study of Professional Ethics (FASPE).  Its mission statement has an important teaching: “Prior to World War II, German professionals were highly regarded internationally.  In many respects, they set the standard for a commitment to quality of practice and for independence from state and political influence.  Yet, leaders and practitioners in each of the professions, and often the institutions they represented, became intimately involved in designing, enabling and/or executing the crimes of Nazi Germany.” 

 

Should we introduce Republican elected officials to FASPE?

 

Thursday, March 11, 2021

If you have trouble appreciating the difference between Median and Average, look at this table of net worth in American households.

 

Age of head of family

Median net worth

Average net worth

Less than 35

$13900

$76300

35-44

$91300

$436200

45-54

$168600

$833200

55-64

$212500

$1175900

65-74

$266400

$1217700

75+

$254800

$977600

https://www.cnbc.com/select/average-net-worth-by-age-45-to-54/

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New York City is not the only place wrestling with the issue of elite public schools.  Lowell High School in San Francisco, considered the best in the city, originated in 1856.  It has a competitive admission process based on a combination of standardized test scores, GPA, a writing sample, and extracurricular activities.  This is the sort of holistic approach that has been advocated for our specialized high schools instead of reliance upon a single test.  Yet, it resulted in a 2020 enrollment at Lowell that was roughly 50% Asian American, 18% white, 12% Latino, and 2% black, while the corresponding percentages in the overall San Francisco school population are 29% Asian American, 15% white, 32% Latino and 8% Black.  See  https://www.caschooldashboard.org/reports/38684783833407/2020 and

https://www.kidsdata.org/topic/36/school-enrollment-race/table#fmt=451&loc=265&tf=110&ch=7,11,726,85,10,72,9,73&sortColumnId=0&sortType=asc

 

Last month, the San Francisco Board of Education voted to replace the competitive process with a random lottery to eliminate the racially disproportionate results.  https://abc7news.com/sfusd-board-of-education-meeting-school-lowell-high-sf/10325219/

 

I remain in favor of elite public schools, but it seems that, for them to serve the needs of a democratic society, reform must come from the bottom up, not the top down.  Families and communities must promote academic success as, evidently, the tinkering of administrators cannot insure it.
















Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Extraordinary Circumstances - Part 1

[This has been such an eventful week already, I thought it necessary to bisect it.]

Monday, March 8, 2021 
We ran an errand on Saturday which took us to my old neighborhood in Brooklyn, called City Line, because it was the eastern border of the city of Brooklyn until it joined New York in 1898.  It allowed me to show my young bride major landmarks of my youth.  We started with 2798 Pitkin Avenue, where I lived 12½ of my first 13 years.  It is half of one pair of four pairs of two-story, two-family houses separated by three driveways.  They all remain, their stucco exteriors now covered by various tones of aluminum siding.  They all seemed neat and trim, with the exception of 2798, whose front porch and yard were covered with trash.  The next door neighbor spoke no more English than I spoke Spanish, so I didn't learn whether the mess was chronic or merely the result of renovations underway.  

The neighborhood itself, once Italian-American and Eastern European Jewish, was predominantly Hispanic as evidenced by the stores along Pitkin Avenue, although a storefront mosque sat two blocks away, at the corner where "Goodfellas" took place in real life.  Another obvious change in demographics was the Sutter Avenue shul, where my brother and I had out Bar Mitzvahs.
 
 
The building appears to have no overt sign of its previous incarnation.  We found another significant change at 997 Belmont Avenue, the Brooklyn home of the Goldenberg clan when it left the Lower East Side.  The family bought the new building (with what I can't imagine) around WWI, a grocery store downstairs, with living space behind and above.  My beloved grandmother Esther Malka ran the store until the early 1950s, then a widow, with only two of her 6 children living at home, she rented the store and the downstairs apartment to a Jewish family, who bought the whole property in 1965.  Now, the storefront has been bricked over and the whole space turned to residential purposes. 
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Speaking of old neighborhoods, the weekend real estate section reported that "February’s priciest closing took place in the West Village, where a brand-new duplex penthouse at 90 Morton Street, a boutique condominium conversion, was acquired for just under $25 million."

Once upon a time, I lived at 55 Morton Street, in a studio apartment equipped with a hand-crafted Murphy bed, a non-working fireplace and a non-working air conditioner.  I paid $105 monthly, later raised to $115, and shared occupancy with several families of roaches.  The math fascinates me; 55 Morton Street is to 90 Morton Street as $115 is not to ~$25 million.  

This juxtaposition of 90 Morton Street and 55 Morton Street reminded me of "Dead End," a 1937 potboiler, starring Sylvia Sidney and Joel McCrea, with Humphrey Bogart in the supporting role of "Baby Face" Martin. 

It is set along the East River, on what is now the very exclusive Sutton Place.  Ritzy high-rise apartment buildings face grubby tenements.  Some of the characters interact, for better or worse, across the divide.  One lasting cultural contribution of the movie was the introduction of the Dead End Kids, then the East Side Kids, finally rebranded the Bowery Boys, led by Leo Gorcey and Huntz Hall.  
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Moving from the digital to the analog, I strongly recommend the column by Ginia Belllafante about Woody Allen and his movie "Manhattan" specifically.  https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/05/nyregion/woody-allen-manhattan.html

I loved so much about the movie, the music, the cinematography, the subplots, its satirical character, BUT.  From the first, I hated the romance between the 42-year old man and the 17-year old high school girl at the heart of the movie.  I didn't package my reaction as ethics or morality; you simply don't go there.  Isaac, stick to your own kind, adult New York women with an edge and, yes, experience the frustration that often accompanies such relationships.  Bedazzling a teenager with your wit and wisdom doesn't elevate you.  Quite the contrary.

Tuesday, March 9, 2021
This headline was the opposite of what I would guess: "We Expect 300,000 Fewer Births Than Usual This Year."

Here's the experts' logic: "When the labor market is weak, aggregate birthrates: decline; when the labor market improves, birthrates improve.  At the individual level, there is also a well-documented link between changes in income and births: When income increases, people often expand their families; when people experience job or income loss, they have fewer children." 

My simple-minded thought is that you have to do something besides watching Netflix all the time.
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The Yiddish term for an unkempt person is schlub.  At first glance, it might apply to Stewart-Allen Clark, pastor of the 1st General Baptist Church in Malden, Missouri, but see for yourself as he offers guidance on grooming and appearance.  https://m.facebook.com/reagan.williams.35110/videos/893344371498157 
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The temperature reached into the 60s this afternoon as Michael Ratner and I celebrated our peak, if not complete, Covid-19 immunity by driving to Nathan's Famous, 1310 Surf Avenue, Coney Island.  Our goal, their prototypical plat du jour, hot dogs and French fries. 

We chose Nathan's even before seeing the weather forecast, because we recollected that you usually stood outside there to eat under all conditions, a caution that we wanted to maintain in these infectious times.  
 
 
The fact that it turned out to be an unseasonably warm day indicated that we were in harmony with the Universe.  The hot dogs were good ($4.75), the French fries very good ($4.25 large order).  The ride was very good, the company excellent.
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When I read about efforts to democratize the New York City school system and particularly open the doors to Stuyvesant and other elite high schools, I have to wonder if I'm not just the guy who pulls the ladder up behind me once I've climbed aboard.  https://nyti.ms/30pgkQH

While I am convinced that the Department of Education (no longer the Board of Education) has worked hard and sincerely to provide equal access to these schools, the results are woeful.  The current demographic breakdown of the Stuyvesant student body is:
Race #
    %
Amer. Indian          
4     0.1
Asian
2359     71.7
Hispanic 94     2.9
Black 40     1.2
White 791     24.1

Disproportionate impact is a firm principle in our civil rights jurisprudence derived from Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.  However, the (more conservative members of the) United States Supreme Court ruled that the disproportionate racial impact of a civil service employment test may be ignored if it is job related and consistent with business necessity, or if there did not exist an equally valid, less-discriminatory alternative.  Ricci v. DeStefano, 557 U.S. 557 (2009). 

Whether New York City should have academically elite schools is a political question, not a legal one.  If yes, my position, tests are a necessity; if no, maybe pressure by the mostly Asian displaced students and their parents would lead to the sorely needed improvements throughout our educational system.  I've always believed that Stuyvesant is a symptom, not a cause. 

Saturday, March 6, 2021

Blue and White

 
Monday, March 1, 2021 
Here is some information about Israel that, I believe, has the making of a time bomb, threatening the viability of the state.  "Haredi [Ultra-Orthodox] women give birth to an average of 6.6 children each — the average among secular Israelis is 2.2, and it is even lower in most Western countries — and almost 60 percent of Haredim are under 20, compared with 30 percent of the total population of Israel. . . . [N]early half of Haredi males choose not to work at all, relying on state funding and philanthropic aid to feed them and their families.  About 42 percent of Haredim live under the poverty line, nearly four times as many as other Israelis."
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If the information above makes you cross off Israel as a retirement destination, here are supposedly desirable domestic alternatives.  https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/realestate/best-and-worst-states-to-retire-2021.html

With New York next to last, it's easy to guess my opinion of the list.  Nevertheless, don't disregard the whirligig of activities offered by North Dakota, Montana and Idaho.
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Can you remember way back to January 2020, the good old days?  Well, for some reason, this January 2021 was much better for existing home sales, 23.7% better, in fact.

Were people so tired of looking at the same four walls for most of the year that they decided to look at another set for four walls?
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Headline: "Only 68% at CPAC Want to See Trump Run Again"  Does that number strike you as high or low?

Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Upon the occasion of its 125th anniversary, the New York Times publishes a review of its weekly Book Review.

It's no surprise that it used to be whiter, straighter, more masculine, but do any of us remember the scathing, manic review of  "Conundrum," Jan Morris's memoir of transitioning female, by Rebecca West?  This article, as a whole, is good reading and isn't that what the Book Review is all about?

Wednesday, March 3, 2021
With the temperature at 51° and clear blue skies, today was a perfect day to break new ground and Michael Ratner was available to be a groundbreaker with me.  We headed to Mimi Cheng's, 309 Amsterdam Avenue, a branch of an established downtown joint, opening today.  In fact, we were in a group of half a dozen waiting at 1 P.M. as the doors opened for the very first time.  As was the case with Vanessa's Dumplings, which I visited last week, if the Jews can't get to Chinatown, bring Chinatown to the Jews.

So, why didn't we have lunch at Mimi Cheng's?  It has no outdoor seating and Michael and I continue to practice New York sanity rather than Texas insanity.  An untried alternative was close by -- Jing Fong, 380 Amsterdam Avenue, another uptown version of a downtown favorite.  While I have been to the Jing Fong mother ship at 20 Elizabeth Street, reputedly the largest restaurant in the Holy Land, countless times, I have stayed away from the local version for the several years that it has been open.  Why?  Because I'm stubborn.

There were tables outside, empty, no heaters, no coverings, but sitting in sunlight.  This place operates like an ordinary Chinese restaurant, nothing like the herd of dim sum carts colorfully scooting across the space of a football field downtown.  The food, too, was ordinary, on the whole.

We shared a bowl of Noodle Soup w. Shrimp Wonton ($13), good but overpriced; Har Gow (shrimp dumplings) ($8 for 4) excellent; Peking Duck Dumplings ($8 for 3) tasteless;  Chicken & Mushroom Buns ($7 for 3) good; and, Roast Pork Buns ($8 for 3), good. 

Shortly after I returned home, I found this account of the travails of Jing Fong downtown, unable to pay its bills without the hundreds of customers in and out on a daily basis.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/03/02/nyregion/jing-fong-closing.html

Of course, now that Elaine Chao, Mitch McConnell's wife and former Secretary of Transportation under the greatest president ever, is going to be spared a possible jail sentence, although she "repeatedly misused her office to benefit her family and its business interests in China," she could throw a few bucks in the direction of Jing Fong.   https://www.mediaite.com/news/just-in-trump-doj-reportedly-refused-to-pursue-criminal-probe-of-transportation-sec-elaine-chao-despite-igs-recommendation/

In any case, I'm heading back to Mimi Cheng's as soon as I can find a lawn chair.

Thursday, March 4, 2021 
Andrew Cuomo needs only a few more allegations of sexual impropriety to qualify as a presidential candidate.
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Careful readers of this blog are well aware that my birthday is in February, but I just learned that my Name Day is January 12th.  My ignorance this time is slightly excusable.  Name Days are primarily found in Christian European countries, because of festivals held for a saint on that day.  Here is a directory of European Name Days.  https://www.behindthename.com/namedays/

Actually, Alan's Name Day is August 14th in the Czech Republic, October 14th in Poland, and March 8th in Slovakia.  However, in the good old U.S.A., where we do things our own way, January 12th is the day for Alan Heim, Alan Silverman, Alan Alda, Alan Arkin, and your humble servant.  http://americannamedaycalendar.com

Friday, March 5, 2021
Yesterday was such a busy day.  I Zoomed into "The Intersection of Jewish and Argentinean Identities" at 11:00 A.M., then "Jews, Race, and Religion" at 1:30 P.M., then "The Judaism of Leonard Bernstein" at 7:30 P.M., which I also moderated.  Do you detect a theme here?
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We started with Israeli numbers and we will end with Israeli numbers.  Survey data from late 2019 embedded in this article surprised me, especially the notable political differences between young and old.  https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/elections/EXT-INTERACTIVE-meet-the-generation-that-holds-the-key-to-israel-s-future-1.8608344
 
Exactly the opposite of what I would have predicted, Israeli young people are far more conservative on the critical issue of the future of the Occupied Territories.  29.6% of those 18-24 support a two-state solution, 59% oppose.  In stark contrast, 62.5% of those over 65 support it, 29.5% oppose.  

While I hold little hope for effecting a two-state solution (or any solution, for that matter), it's hard to abandon the concept entirely.  Dreams can shape our behavior, even if they can't predict results.