Saturday, February 26, 2022

Meal Time and Again

Saturday, February 19, 2022
In response to my visit to Chama Mama, 373 Amsterdam Avenue, last week, Mark Dilman, a wonderful friend born in Tbilisi, Georgia, wrote: "Not only Georgian cuisine is unique.  The language is too. 'Mama' in the restaurant name actually means 'father' unlike many other languages where it means 'mother'."  Now, you know.
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DraftKings is a sports betting website, one of several aggressively moving into the newly-opened New York market.  It's really a computerized bookie operation, stripped of any Damon Runyonesque charm.  It reported a loss of $326 million in the fourth quarter of 2021.  That's remarkable.  The odds are always with the House and, yet, the House managed to lose a ton of money.  Go figure.

Sunday, February 20, 2022
P.J. O'Rourke, author and satirist, died last week.  The New York Times described him as once, possibly, "the only funny Republican alive."   https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/16/books/pj-orourke-books-essays.html

His obituary repeated this insightful quotation. “The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look.  It works in reverse, too.  When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.”
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Condé Nast Traveler took a big risk by trying to identify "25 Best Places for Pizza in New York City."  https://www.cntraveler.com/gallery/best-places-for-pizza-in-new-york-city 

"Mom, who's your favorite kid?"  It just doesn't work.  I know and like a few places on the list and there are none that I have reason to exclude.  But, I don't know how they got to 25 without including a few of my favorites:
  • ︎&pizza, 15 West 28th Street and other locations in Manhattan and northern New Jersey
  • ︎Zero Otto Nove, 2357 Arthur Avenue, Bronx 
  • Arturo's Coal Oven Pizza, 106 West Houston Street
I would not dare to rank their efforts, no more than I respond to requests for the best Chinese restaurant, which is not the same question as my
favorite Chinese restaurant.  Unlike bagel making, which is a scientific process, susceptible to measure, pizza making is an art, beyond measure.

Monday, February 21, 2022
The stars were perfectly aligned.  Dr. Roger expressed an interest in Pastrami Queen, 138 West 72nd Street; my brother gave me a PQ gift certificate; and it's a Monday lunchtime, when PQ offers a pastrami sandwich for $16.99, including a can of Dr. Brown's, a savings of over $5.  

Dr. Roger and I dove in, sharing an order of French fries as well ($8).  I am sure that we returned to the outside world as better human beings.
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No doubt that many of you share my obsessions -- the latest being Wordle, the devilishly simple word game.   https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/23/arts/wordle-strategies.html

One of its attractions is the universal release of one game each day.  However, that is also a source of great frustration, the equivalent of eating only one potato chip.  Inevitably, someone has beaten the system and released a version outside the purview of the New York Times, owner of the original version.  WordleGame.org is more than an alternative, it allows multiple games each day, different languages and different word lengths.  

Tuesday, February 22, 2022
I cannot fault the lovely and talented Joan E. for giving me my birthday gift a few days late.  She lives in New Jersey and it was perishable, unsuited for the mail.  Today, her work brought her into the neighborhood and she delivered six pieces of deep-fried gefilte fish, a rare treat from Dovid's Fresh Fish Market, 736 Chestnut Avenue, Teaneck, New Jersey.  They were always a highlight of Aunt Judi's Passover seders, where I only learned after several years that they did not originate in her kitchen, otherwise an abundant source of excellent Kosher food.

Established lunch plans, described below, will defer my gratification until dinner, undoubtedly heightening my pleasure.
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Toby McMullen took time from his increasingly successful career performing, writing and producing comedy shows to meet me for lunch at Xi'an Famous Foods, 96 Eighth Avenue, a new branch of this peripatetic chain, opening and closing locations at a fast pace.  I've eaten at 5 other XFFs, only one still open now.  While this one was long and narrow, it seemed to have more floor space than the others that I visited.  It had three tables, large enough to hold six medium-sized people, and a long, narrow ledge running about 15 feet on one wall. 

We each had a Spicy Cumin Lamb Burger, a signature dish ($6.75), and shared 6 Spicy & Sour Spinach Dumplings ($10.25) and stir-fried Liang-Pi a/k/a "Cold Skin Noodles" ($9.75).  In all cases, we chose "Regular Spicy," which is more than regular spicy.  The result -- Toby found another reason to be happy living in the Holy Land.

Thursday, February 24, 2022
Gentleman Jerry had a great evening.  He ate dinner at Ben's Kosher Delicatessen, 209 West 38th Street; he saw the Rangers win 4-1; he spent 4 hours in my company.  Actually, I got the better of the deal, having quality time with another CCNY graduate.

Ben's is a convenient jumping off place for Madison Square Garden.  It not only has good food, it is also occupied by other overgrown adolescents in team gear on game night.  Jerry had a pastrami sandwich ($15.49), while I had a corned beef/chopped liver combo ($21.99), fueling us for an exciting evening of hockey.  

Friday, February 25, 2022
Michael Ratner did me a great favor today, the details of which must remain secret during our lifetimes.  I can tell you about lunch, however, which we enjoyed at Thai Diva Cuisine, 45-53 46th Street, Woodside, Queens, a hole in the wall in a busy commercial area heavily populated by Latin American restaurants.  We were the only customers sitting at one of the six small tables, although bicycles deliverers were coming in and out.  

We started by dividing a very large bowl of "Tom Yum Noodle Soup," rice noodles with shrimp, bean sprouts and mushrooms in a spicy, slightly sour tomato-infused broth ($14).  We then each had a lunch special ($11), which came with a small salad and two skinny deep-fried wontons, both better than afterthoughts.  I had drunken noodles with beef -- broad noodles, shrimp paste, yellow onions, tomatoes, basil, Chinese broccoli and egg.  Michael had Pad See-Ew with shrimp -- broad noodles, black soy sauce, Chinese broccoli and egg.  Mission accomplished all the way around. 

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Oy, That's Old

Saturday, February 12, 2022
Chama Mama, 373 Amsterdam Avenue, has no more than a poetic association with Wagamama, where we dined last night.  Chama Mama is a Georgian restaurant, that is Josef Stalin Georgia, not Ray Charles Georgia.  We were joined there tonight by Mr. & Mrs. Stony Brook Steve, who just returned from an extended Caribbean vacation and had the tans to prove it.  We ate at one of the 10 tables on the sidewalk in a canvas and plastic structure.

Georgian cuisine is unique; I can't think of anything similar.  We started with "Taste of Georgia," little scoops of eggplant with walnuts, beets with walnuts, chickpeas with walnuts, Ekala (wild greens) with walnuts, eggplant salad, spinach with walnuts ($24).  Then, we shared Megruli Khachapuri, a spongy cheese pizza, a must-have ($22).  After that, each of us went our separate way.

I had Skmeruli, "Oven roasted whole Cornish hen slow cooked in garlic creamy sauce" ($24), for instance.  Mrs. SBS had Megruli Karsho With Chicken, "Chicken in walnut sauce with saffron, garlic and Georgian spices, served with grilled grits" ($22).  Highest marks from both of us.

They like walnuts.

Sunday, February 13, 2022
I follow the news about New York residential real estate with mixed emotions, although our position in Palazzo di Gotthelf insulates us from normal market conditions.  Increased demand for local housing serves as an affirmation of our choices and adds new personalities to the people pool.  Yet, after the short-term retreat of prices caused by the pandemic, the have-nots and the have-less are facing renewed pressure in finding decent housing.  This report demonstrates that real estate prices are returning to or exceeding pre-Covid-19 levels.
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Other housing choices have apparently been significantly altered by the pandemic.  "Homebuyer interest in relocating to a new part of the country rose with the onset of the pandemic and has remained elevated for nearly two years."   https://www.redfin.com/news/q4-2021-housing-migration-trends/

In a trend that has been applauded by the manufacturers of deodorants and antiperspirants, "Homebuyers are flocking to relatively affordable areas including Miami, Phoenix and Las Vegas."
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One last piece of real estate news intrigued me this weekend.  The New York Times featured a stunning house in Mexico City.   https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/09/realestate/mexico-city-real-estate.html

While the 4,300 sq. ft., four bedroom house has many attractive features, I think it must have been designed for a gastroenterologist.  It has 10 bathrooms!

Monday, February 14, 2022
On this sub-freezing day, I was attracted to Pastrami Queen, 138 West 72nd Street, by one of its subspecialties.  For $18.75, you get soup and half a sandwich and matzoh ball soup called out to me.  While I enjoyed the half corned beef sandwich, I was delighted by the heaping bowl of soup, crowded with two medium-large matzoh balls, shredded chicken, noodles (lukshen) and diced carrots.  And served hot, really hot, not customary in many restaurants.

By the way, this was my first meal inside this branch of Pastrami Queen.  It is uncluttered with eight booths and two small two-tops.  All the seating is black wood or black faux leather.  The tabletops are gray Formica or the like, banded in chrome.  A total of four people were seated at three of the other booths while I was there.  The soup and sandwich deal is offered every day, but a good reason to go on Mondays especially is a whole pastrami sandwich and a can of Dr. Brown's for $16.95, a savings of over $5. 

Tuesday, February 15, 2022
The Anti-Defamation League identified 29 murders last year committed by "domestic extremists."  "Most of the murders (26 of 29) were committed by right-wing extremists, which is usually the case.  However, two killings were committed by Black nationalists and one by an Islamist extremist—the latter being the first such killing since 2018."
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So far, no objection has been raised at the casting of Claire Foy, the actress who played Queen Elizabeth in Netflix’s “The Crown,” as Sheryl Sandberg, Facebook's COO, unlike the froofraw over Helen Mirren as Golda Meir.  Arguably, Sandberg wields far more power than Meir could ever have imagined.  Of course, we still have Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman. 
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"A jury returned a verdict against Sarah Palin in her libel suit against The New York Times on Tuesday, finding that there was insufficient evidence to prove the newspaper had defamed her in a 2017 editorial that erroneously linked her political rhetoric to a mass shooting."  How is it possible to defame Sarah Palin?

Wednesday, February 16, 2022
To give proper obeisance to the Year of the Water Tiger, the Boyz Club met at Wo Hop, 17 Mott Street, the Sanctum Sanctorum of Chinatown.  The weather warmed up sufficiently to draw six more fellow fressers.  We sat in a sidewalk hut and the fresh air stimulated our appetite, as if any stimulation was necessary.

We had soup (one egg drop, all others hot and sour) with those fabulous crispy, fried noodles; spare ribs; shrimp fried rice; pork fried rice; honey crispy chicken; eggplant in garlic sauce; "Szechuan Orange Flavored [too chewy] Beef"; Singapore chow fun.  It cost us each $20.  As always, the conversation was worth much more.

Thursday, February 17, 2022
I became terribly old today.  When Law Professor David asked me what my anticipated reaction to the number was, I responded "Surprised."  My father and three of my grandparents never lived this long, most of them missing by more than a decade.  You would not keep wine or cheese even a Lexus around this long.  

The day was substantially brightened by the arrival of a box full of our beautiful, talented daughter-in-law's craftsmanship.  Clearly, we will be able to continue the celebration for the next several days. 

I received several other notable expressions of good wishes, including a gift certificate for Pastrami Queen from my brother.  Additionally, the Oakland Heartthrob tried to get me a ride on the Zamboni during intermission of a Ranger game at Madison Square Garden, but, surprisingly, I was over the age limit.

Another memory of this day will be tonight's exciting performance of "Company," the gender bending version that we first saw in London in October 2019.  That night, Katrina Lenk, the lead actor (actress? actrix?), was ill and replaced by an understudy, so we may have seen the Original Revised version tonight.  In any case, my Leading Lady was the same at both performances. 

Friday, February 18, 2022
For the first lunch of the rest of my life, I had the pleasure of Stony Brook Steve's company at the euphonious Sherry Herring, 221 West 72nd Street.  Sherry made news when it opened last Fall without any herring for a couple of months, another supply chain victim.  By the way, "supply chain," a term that was as unfamiliar to us as Wordle was one year ago, has become a convenient excuse for all sorts of things.  "Honey, I couldn't take out the garbage because of a supply chain issue."
 
Sherry is an open white cube.  There are only two too narrow ledges with stools for indoor eating.  Preparation goes on in the middle of the room.  It is Kosher and closed on Saturday.  The menu is quite simple at present, basically eight sandwiches with herring, salmon or tuna smoked or cured.  I had a smoked tuna sandwich, with mayonnaise, squeezed lemon, white onion, scallion, cucumber, cherry tomato and chili on a fresh, crunchy 11" baguette.  I drank a bottle of Galvanina Blood Orange soda.  I have omitted prices, since I was Steve's guest for lunch.  
 
Sherry is narrow in focus, but what it does, it does well.






Saturday, February 12, 2022

Legal Limit

Saturday, February 5, 2022
Lunch today was at one of my favorite places, Legal Sea Foods, 50-60 Worcester Road, Framingham, Massachusetts.  Actually, I don't favor this particular location over the several others in the greater Boston area (the suburban New York location closed more than a decade ago), it just has been more convenient in recent years and quality control seems to be consistent across the enterprise.

Legal was founded in 1950 and was well-reputed by the time I first visited on a business trip in the mid 1980s.  I sat at the counter at the very busy, downtown Copley Place dining room and, even now, remember most of the meal vividly.  I started with smoked blue fish pâté, a delicious signature dish that inexplicably seems to have recently disappeared from the menu.  I honestly do not recall the main course from that evening, although I bet that it was fried, not broiled.

The meal ended with an unforgettable treat -- Fig Newton ice cream.  Over the decades ever since, I enter a Legal Sea Foods with the same question on my lips: Do you have Fig Newton ice cream?  The answer is inevitably No and was again today, although I was far from hungry when I finished my dessert-less meal.

I started with a bowl of New England clam chowder, hot, loaded with chopped clams, not bulked up with potatoes ($10).  First rate.  Then, I had a crab roll, a 10" toasted hot dog roll, loaded with crab meat, accompanied by excellent French fries and very good coleslaw ($28).  Almost more than I could handle.  Frankly, I'm glad they didn't have Fig Newton ice cream. 

Madam had fish tacos, which came with a large side order of fried plantains ($17).  She expressed no curiosity about Fig Newton ice cream. 

Sunday, February 6, 2022
Our car remains in the shop and we will not even get an estimate until sometime Monday.  We have extended our hotel stay for at least one day.  For your information, I recommend not breaking down, far from home, late on a Friday afternoon. 
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Todd Gitlin died yesterday.

I did not know him personally, although we shared at least one very close friend.  We were of the same mind on other subjects, as well.  "[H]e said the left had become distracted by identity politics, multiculturalism and political correctness when it should have been focused on issues like economic justice."

Monday, February 7, 2022
This morning, Japanese automotive engineers, near and far, remain bewildered by the silver Lexus that refuses to move an inch.  When someone at the dealership actually answered the telephone, sputtering confusion is all that we heard.  Accordingly, we continue to unwind and rewind our near-term plans. 
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Aha!  We received a telephone call at 2 o'clock with the news.  Are you sitting down?  Repairing our previously rock-solid Lexus will cost more than the combined cost of my first two automobiles, a Volkswagen and a BMW, let's forget WWII here.  We are having it fixed and plan immediately to replace it.  

We retreated to the home of the second and third generations for overnight shelter.  They offered us a friends and family rate.

Tuesday, February 8, 2022
One good thing.  Our beautiful daughter-in-law, AB Harvard University, JD Columbia University Law School, has not wasted her education.  She baked chocolate chip scones for breakfast.
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Well, we showed them.  You can't leave the Upper West Side's Power Couple stranded on the side of the Massachusetts Turnpike for 35 minutes in an icy rain.  No, siree.  We marched right into Lexus of Northborough and told them loud and clear that we are buying a new 2022 Lexus, trading in our disabled 2016 model.  
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If, in fact, you find yourself at Lexus of Northborough at mealtime, cross over the road to Casa Vallarta Mexican Restaurant, 45 Belmont Street (Rte. 9), Northborough, directly opposite.  It is a large establishment, decorated with colorful tiles, carved wood and bright paint.  The extensive menu had good prices for the good food that was served.

After munching on the complementary tortilla chips, salsa and refried beans, I had 2 seafood enchiladas, which were stuffed with crabmeat, scallops, shrimp and (just) fish (in increasing volume), accompanied by refried beans, rice, lettuce and chopped tomatoes, avocado slices and sour cream ($12.99).  Madam had 2 spinach and cheese enchiladas, also with a large portion of rice and beans ($11).  It felt good having a hearty meal after swinging a big deal.

Wednesday, February 9, 2022
Clue 57 Down - Preschool group?
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Today is National Bagels and Lox Day, as you are assuredly aware.  
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-bagel-and-lox-day-february-9/ 

Of course, this is not to be confused with National Bagel Day, January 15th.  https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-bagel-day-january-15/

On the other hand, there is a serious ethnic conflict today, because it is also National Pizza Day.      https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-pizza-day-february-9/

Ever the diplomat, I enjoyed a spicy fried chicken sandwich at Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, 3411 Jerome Avenue, the Bronx, for lunch ($3.99).  The appropriately crispy chicken did not reach beyond the edges of its toasted bun, but it was more than 1" thick throughout.  

Thursday, February 10, 2022
According to a new report, campus anti-Semitism is most prevalent in the Northeast, which is not surprising given the density of Jewish college students in the region.  https://img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/81021b32-edd7-440a-a283-d265611ffe8a/Final%20Data%20ReportA4_04.pdf
 
I found the report a bit overwrought, too inclined to mix the geopolitics of the Middle East with domestic Jew-hatred.  On the other hand, I cannot ignore the widespread, gratuitous antagonism to all things Israeli and Jewish.  An example is the fact that "administrators at more than a dozen Dutch universities are instructing their staff to list their interactions with Israeli and Jewish organizations."  https://www.jta.org/2022/02/10/global/dutch-universities-order-staff-to-reveal-their-ties-to-jewish-and-israeli-groups#.YgZjv2qloEw.mailto   

China, Russia, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Myanmar?  Why waste time harassing them? 
 
Friday, February 11, 2022
We went to see "Prayer for the French Republic," a new play by Joshua Harmon about a Jewish family in Paris in 2016-2017 with flashbacks to 1944-46.  Reacting to the violence besetting French Jews and the hostile rhetoric from right and left, they agonize over whether to stay or go.  While preachy at times, it echoes the questions that diaspora Jews continue to ask themselves.
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Before the show, we ate at Wagamama, 100 West 55th Street, one of three local branches of this very successful British chain.  Wagamama is one of the rare places for cheap eats in London, where it has over three dozen locations.  Here, it's not so easy to keep it cheap.  
 
I started with Korean Barbecue Beef + Red Onion bao, 2 for $8.  The delicious tangy filling was folded into a spongy oval wrapper.  Then, I had duck donburi, shredded duck in a teriyaki sauce over sticky rice, shredded carrots, scallions, topped with a fried egg ($17.50).  It was very good, but needed a bit more duck.  Madam enjoyed fried tofu pad Thai ($14).
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Let's end this rocky week with a trip down Memory Lane.
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Answer = ROE
 

Saturday, February 5, 2022

Plus ça Change

Saturday, January 29, 2022
Thinking about the defacing of public displays honoring Jackie Robinson and other significant Black Americans, which I referenced last week, it is easy to resort to popular punditry -- the presumptively white vandals reacting to their economic, social and cultural marginalization.  But, recall the photographs of white mobs around schoolhouse doors in the early stages of integration after Brown v. Board of Education, 347 US 483 (1954).  Young and old, male and female are snarling with rage at the sight of a Black child. 

60-70 years ago, those people were in charge.  The government, the news media, the entertainment industry, business large and small were almost solidly, often exclusively, white.  One might argue that the white mob's irrational hatred led to its loss of control of the levers of power, rather than a prescient reaction to 21st Century America.  I believe that an understanding of today's white nationalists and their evangelical Christian and Republican political enablers should be rooted in sociopathy, not sociology.
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On a trip to Trader Joe's, 2073 Broadway, I saw this interesting product display. 
 

DIY heroin?

Sunday, January 30, 2922
Sarah Palin is infected with Covid-19.  At a conservative conference last month in Phoenix, Ms. Palin told the crowd, “It’ll be over my dead body that I’ll have to get a shot.”  Are you listening, God?
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Being homebound for the last 22 months has given people plenty of ideas, especially about making their living space more comfortable.  A new study finds that home improvement is the leading reason for refinancing across the USA.   https://www.lendingtree.com/home/mortgage/reasons-for-home-equity-study/

Looking at each major metropolitan market, it is interesting to note that Las Vegas leads the country in using the funds for debt consolidation, but they'll make it back at the table.

Monday, January 31, 2022
Showtime started a four-part series on Bill Cosby last night, basically asking  "What did we know and when did we know it?"  

In August 1979, in an effort to keep our failing marriage afloat, my Original Wife and I went to Las Vegas for the weekend with two other couples.  We stayed at the Las Vegas Hilton and two vivid memories remain with me after all this time.  First, the temperature never went below 100° outside the entire time, day and night, which probably indicated the Deity's interest in maximizing casino revenue. 

Second, we went to the Hilton's Saturday night show starring Bill Cosby.  It was the funniest performance that I ever saw in any form.  Tears of laughter rolled down my chubby cheeks for minutes on end.  In his classic fashion, Cosby's humor was no more than PG.  His routine was brilliantly fashioned and timed perfectly.  Alas.

Tuesday, February 1, 2022
New York State, along with almost all others, is redrawing congressional districts after the 2020 census.  My district, currently the New York 10th, is and is likely to remain the most Jewish in the United States.      https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/31/nyregion/nyc-congressional-district-nadler.html

What surprised me to learn from this article is that Jerry Nadler, my Congressman, a Stuyvesant High School graduate, who does his own shopping at Fairway Market, 2131 Broadway, is the only Jewish representative from the Holy Land.  In fact, only one local representative may be considered "pure white," Carolyn Maloney, Democrat, a Presbyterian from a district directly across town from ours.  You might give honorable mention to Nicole Malliotakis, a Greek Orthodox Republican from Staten Island, with a Cuban mother.  Eight others identify as Black or Hispanic and one as "Afro-Latino."
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Choose: 
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis - “Nobody should lose their job due to heavy-handed Covid mandates.”
New York Guru Alan Gotthelf - "Nobody should lose their life due to heavy-handed political posturing."

Wednesday, February 2, 2022
I'm with Whoopi.  Calling Jews a race is limiting, whatever the meaning of race.  We are an ethnic group as defined by the Encyclopaedia Britannica: "A social group or category of the population that, in a larger society, is set apart and bound together by common ties of race, language, nationality, or culture."  We might be called a religion, but where do the irreligious fit in?
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With most of my co-conspirators unavailable, I set off to celebrate the Year of the Water Tiger by myself.  There are 5 elements (metal, water, wood, fire, and earth) that are a subset of the 12 Chinese Zodiac signs (Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and Pig), thus the Water Tiger.

I took the subway to Yumpling, 49-11 Vernon Boulevard, Long Island City, one-half block from the #7 train, at the first stop in Queens.  This is an interesting neighborhood, old storefronts in the shadow of new glossy, glassy apartment buildings.  You were probably here once when you got lost looking for the Queensboro Bridge.

Yumpling opened last year, facing more of a challenge than the usual startup.  However, it had already been operating a food truck for four years by then.  The interior is airy and bright, about half the floor space taken by the open kitchen and prep area.  A large map of Taiwan is painted on the wall.  There are six butcher block two-tops against a long wooden bench with six fire-engine red metal chairs on the outside and a wooden counter by the front window with five fire-engine red metal stools.  Not many other people sat and ate, but there was a very active takeout and delivery business.

Yumpling has a simple menu, dumplings, rice bowls, a few random items.  I had the fried chicken sandwich; two thick, juicy pieces of crispy fried chicken overlapped on a potato roll with basil aioli ($11).  Shoestring fries were really shoestring, about 1/8" thick ($3.50).  Both were very good.  To drink, I reached for a can of HeySong brand sarsaparilla ($2.25), made in Taiwan.  The young woman at the cash register showed surprise and asked if I knew what I was drinking.  I thought she might then ask if I knew who was Gabby Hayes. 

In all, lunch was very good, though hardly Chinese or even vaguely Asian, but neither am I. 

Friday, February 4, 2022
The Upper West Side's Power Couple left for Massachusetts this morning in order to participate in the celebration of grandson Boaz's birthday, the first in this month's collection of distinguished individuals, presidents, athletes and miscellaneous superstars, adolescent and superannuated.  However, before hitting the road, we took took rapid Covid-19 tests and found that neither of us resembled Sarah Palin.

The drama began once we left Palazzo  di Gotthelf.  The icy rain all along the route slowed us down a bit, but otherwise the first 150 miles passed uneventfully.  Then, suddenly, our very rock solid motor vehicle decided that it had gone far enough and stopped moving on the Massachusetts Turnpike, fortunately with just enough oomph to pull onto the shoulder of the road.  

There we sat, reading error messages on the dashboard, frantically looking at the owner's manual, hoping that a remedy would come leaping out.  No leaping, so we called the state police, then the Lexus hotline (which proved to be lukewarm), then the state police again who dispatched a tow truck to haul us to the nearest dealer.  Meanwhile, in that 35-minute interval, trucks, buses and automobiles came speeding by in the icy rain, through the fog, just inches from my left ear. 

The car is now in the tender clutches of Lexus of Northborough, awaiting examination by the light of day.  Remarkably, they moved our luggage into a low-mileage SUV and gave us its complimentary use for the weekend.  Maybe the world is not coming to an end.