Saturday, August 28, 2021

R.I.P.?

Monday, August 23, 2021
A Gentile woman, married to a Jewish man who became a Jew for Jesus and now is an Orthodox Jew, is buried in a Jewish cemetery in Jerusalem.  In an act that can hardly be labeled Christian charity, Israel's Chief Rabbi has ordered her body exhumed or her grave fenced off.  https://forward.com/fast-forward/474442/israel-s-chief-rabbi-wants-exhumation-of-jerusalem-woman-who-allegedly/?utm_source=Iterable&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=campaign_2757529
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Realtor.com has identified "The Hottest Zip Codes of 2021," based on market demand and the pace of the real estate market.  https://www.realtor.com/research/hottest-zip-codes-2021/ 
 
I'm not sure that I could have guessed the results, topped by East Colorado Springs, West Irondequoit (Rochester, N.Y.), and Peabody, Massachusetts.  For whatever it's worth, the list ranges across the country coast-to-coast, top to  bottom.  The bottom, of course, would be the traitorous Confederate states, which take two slots of the top 15. 
 
However, one important study finds some virtue in Dixie; "Southern states have lower overall levels of [residential] segregation" than most of the rest of the country. 
 
Most shocking to me was the finding that "Out of every metropolitan region in the United States with more than 200,000 residents, 81 percent (169 out of 209) were more segregated as of 2019 than they were in 1990."  The unhappiest news was that "New York City is also the most segregated metro region in the US." 
 
There are few, if any, success stories among multi-racial, multi-ethnic societies.  Many countries go to great lengths to avoid the challenges.  For instance, if not born to a Japanese citizen, a person born on Japanese soil must begin a five-year naturalization process after the age of 20 in order to become a citizen.  It is the exception, generally, that birth in a country itself conveys citizenship.  Accordingly, the literal and figurative complexion of most societies around the world is fairly monochromatic.  Our country has taken on a daunting task and is doing a lousy job at it.
 
Tuesday, August 24, 2021
I read this tidbit in a story about a Silicon Valley divorce.  "Ms. Huynh, who finished her degree at Stanford last year, . . . was trying to launch new businesses, including a mobile game, the Adoraboos, which aims to teach children about blockchains and cryptocurrencies."  Presumably, those children are already competent in Potsy, punchball and Crazy Eights.  
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America's Favorite Epidemiologist notes that many of the Covid-19 vaccine opponents claim that they object to introducing unknown material into their body, but rarely refuse a hot dog. 
 
Wednesday, August 25, 2021
In a highly informative feature, the New York Times charts the demographic standings of Asian citizens and residents in America, based on the latest U.S. census.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/21/us/asians-census-us.html 
 
While the overall success story is generally familiar, the dimensions are remarkable in some cases.  Indians have twice the median household income of the U.S. population, while only five of the 24 groups reported have less than the national figure.  Similarly, only six have a lower percentage of college graduates.  
 
However, it wasn't the wealth or educational attainment of the Chinese that brought the Boyz Club to Chinatown for lunch today.  We sought to satisfy more primitive desires when five of us gathered at Shanghai Heping Restaurant, 104 Mott Street.  The medium-large space has been unattractively carved up into plexiglass-shielded dining nooks.  Fortunately, this did not seem to intrude upon the competency of the kitchen. 
 
We enjoyed together pork and crab meat soup dumplings (8 pieces for $8.95), steamed vegetable dumplings (8 pieces for $6.95), scallion pancake ($3.95), cold noodles in peanut and sesame sauce ($6.95), beef chow fun ($11.95) and the lunch specials, which warranted hot and sour soup, curry chicken ($6.95), spicy stewed beef brisket in brown sauce ($7.95), sesame beef ($7.95) and sesame chicken ($7.95).  Needless to say, no one left hungry. 
 
Thursday, August 26, 2021
Here's a question primarily for my co-religionists: Is he still Jewish?   https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/26/us/harvard-chaplain-greg-epstein.html 
 
Since many inside and outside the faith view Judaism as a birthright (or birthwrong?), the question ain't so easy.  You might also want to distinguish between Judaism and Jewishness in parsing this out.  Parse away.
 
Friday, August 27, 2021
I just learned that Albania, unique among all European countries, ended WWII with more Jews than it started with, 10 times as many, in fact.  Albania kept its borders open and refused to deport Jews.  The recognition of this, the conscious defiance of the Nazi occupiers, was long delayed by the hermetic isolation of Albania under the post-war Communist regime.  The predominantly Moslem Albanians adhere to the ethos of besa, holding that there are no foreigners, only guests, who are to be treated as well or better than family.  It's a remarkable tale obscured by Cold War politics, but deserving of the widest recognition.  https://www.yadvashem.org/yv/en/exhibitions/besa/index.asp
 
Start spreading the news. 

Saturday, August 21, 2021

Flying Carpets?

Monday, August 16, 2021
The New York Times disappoints me when it fails to provide sufficient coverage of the New York Mets, ignoring, for instance, the doubleheader victory over Washington last week.  However, it usually redeems itself with imaginative graphic presentations of current issues.  Here is an easily understood illustration of the shifting ethnic profile of the United States, based on the 2020 census.      https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/12/us/2020-census-race-ethnicity.html 
 
Speaking before these results were released, Bill Gates (not that one), an Arizona Republican politician, made some telling observations about his party’s anti-democratic turn.  “I’ve thought about it a lot.  I believe the election of President Obama frightened a lot of Americans.”  He said that the fear isn’t entirely about race; it’s also about cosmopolitanism, secularism, and other contemporary values that make white conservatives uncomfortable.  In sum, “the diversification of America is frightening to a lot of people in my party.”  https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/08/09/the-big-money-behind-the-big-lie
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Forays into whimsy also keep me devoted to the New York Times.  Here is a riff on the sounds of closing subway doors around the world.    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/13/arts/subway-train-sounds.html  I prefer Budapest, politics aside.  
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Growing up in New York City under modest circumstances, Connecticut felt like a special place, elevated, removed from the mundane conditions that we were familiar with.  Italians and Jews did not live there, as far as I knew.  There was grass in front of people's houses, but no sidewalks.  However, as I grew up, I learned that people in Connecticut put on their Sperry Top Siders one foot at a time.  But, it still seemed a cut above. 
 
This weekend brought Connecticut down to earth or even lower.  On the way to Massachusetts on Saturday to attend the gala 11th birthday party for grandson Noam, we stopped for late breakfast/lunch at Dottie's Diner, 787 Main Street South, Woodbury, our normal halfway stop, a reliable source of eggy things.  The small podium used by Dottie's host/greeter carried a large sign: "Governor Lamont, unmask our kids."  We sat down warily, but not for long as we observed that none of the half dozen waiters wore masks and the air was punctuated by the hacking cough of a patron.  
 
We fled to another place which had no propaganda, but no masks on servers.  Finally, we found some sense of caution and excellent pancakes outdoors at Chip's Family Restaurant, 775 Main Street South, Southbury.  We may have to pack a lunch for our next trip.
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Leaving behind a quantity of unconsumed birthday ice cream cake, we moved from the eastern section of Massachusetts today to the Amherst-Hadley-Northampton area in order to enjoy dinner with Barbara and Dean Alfange, celebrating his emergence from rehab.  Joining us were Charlotte Stanley and Don Robinson, who also have endured me for over half a century.  We ate at Johnny's Tavern, 30 Boltwood Walk, Amherst, which reminded several of us of Johnny's Big Red Grill, 202 Dryden Road, Ithaca, New York, where I practiced blowing smoke rings over the necks of Budweiser beer bottles after the nightly closing of the graduate school library.  Just to note that I stopped smoking in 1979 and Johnny's Big Red closed in 1981.  
 
In any case, I enjoyed a large portion of scallop spaghetti, homemade pasta and plump scallops in a sauce of olive oil, garlic and lemon abundantly sprinkled with hot red pepper flakes ($23).  It's definitely worth a detour. 
 
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
Taking advantage of our overnight stay on the turf of the five college consortium (quick, name them), we had lunch with Richard and Shelley Holzman, longtime expatriates from the Holy Land.  Then, we continued west to Hudson, New York. 
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Speaking of dining out, a restaurant review from London forwarded by my brother provides the best quote of the week: "A £38 bowl of rigatoni bolognese has a grimly sweet and cloying sauce that tastes mostly of tomato ketchup and profit."  https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/aug/15/the-polo-lounge-at-the-dorchester-hotel-dismal-food-at-eye-popping-prices-restaurant-review?utm_term=8d346a374c846d610153f86db2bf5525&utm_campaign=GuardianTodayUK&utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&CMP=GTUK_email
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The huge failure in American policy in Afghanistan may fairly be compared to Vietnam.  I think that there is an important difference between the theaters of operations, though.  The Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese were rooted in nationalism as much as communism, a tension between the particular and the universal.  The French, the Americans, the Chinese were all unwelcome intruders.  Independence was the goal.  The Taliban is an Islamic fundamentalist group, devoted to Shariah law.  Infidels, foreign and domestic, are the enemy.  Nationality is irrelevant.  Human weakness and modern life threaten each Taliban warrior, a struggle that may never end. 
 
One notorious aspect of the Afghan debacle might have been prevented.  While it will be impossible to quantify, it seems that many Afghans who worked with the American military are being left behind, likely targeted for Taliban retaliation.  For months we heard pleas to rescue them; Guam was offered as a safe haven, for instance.  https://www.civilbeat.org/2021/06/veterans-say-guam-option-is-the-last-chance-to-save-afghans-who-helped-the-us/ 
 
It may not be a perfect analog, but Israel conducted Operation Solomon which covertly airlifted 14,325 Ethiopian Jews to Israel in a two-day period in 1991 using military and civilian aircraft.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Solomon   
 
Other notable rescue missions include an estimated 170,000 Indians flown from Kuwait between August and October 1990 after the Iraqi invasion, and the United States evacuation by air of 50,493 people from Saigon between April 1 and April 29, 1975.  If anything, the present crisis was at least as foreseeable as any of these. 
 
Wednesday, August 18. 2021
 
The locations range from coast to coast and include one place with teams in the MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL, even if it is Philadelphia. 
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No, no, no.  Hockey teams are considering selling advertising space on their uniforms, an ugly practice that cheapens international soccer and has been creeping into other sports.   https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/32039451/nhl-team-jersey-fronts-ads-starting-2022-23-season-source-says

Thursday, August 19, 2021
Would Floyd Ray Roseberry be still alive if he were Black?

Saturday, August 14, 2021

I Am Sinistromanual

Monday, August 9, 2021 
[Sunday] 47 Down - Does a summer job?
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Speaking of the Garden Cafeteria, as we were last week, the notable dairy (milchigs) restaurant that had an important intellectual as well as culinary role in the history of the Lower East Side, I visited it regularly when I lived in Greenwich Village, 1968-1971.  While I owned a car then, a Volkswagen Beetle, making me unnaturally popular among my friends and acquaintances, I also had a bicycle.  Weather permitting, I pedaled over to the Garden Cafeteria on Sunday mornings for a Jewish refueling.  My typical order was lox and onions and eggs with a side of noodles and cheese, egg noodles stirred with cottage cheese, nothing like the macaroni and cheese that real Americans ate.

It was one of those Sundays when I first recognized the Jewish Seating Dance.  A large group entered the cafeteria, coming from an unveiling -- the formal placement of a Jewish grave marker within the first year of burial.  This is another example of Jews balancing tragedy with food. 

Tables were pushed together to accommodate the crowd.  However, as I watched, no one sat.  Occasionally, someone made a feint towards a seat, but stopped short of sitting.  It wasn't that they preferred being upright, but they did not want to be first, losing the freedom of choice of dining companion.  God forbid the wrong in-law plopped down next to them, exposing them to tedious conversation and placing them low in the family hierarchy.  

Jerome Robbins could not have choreographed it better.  One step forward, slide right, pirouette.  Alert, but not overeager.  

Without doubt, some relatives were more seatworthy than others and no one committed until the machers (big shots) took a stand or actually took a seat.  I have continued to observe the JSD through the years.  In this regard, Gentiles are more advanced than Jews, having introduced place cards late in the 16th century. 
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Flipping houses is something people with too many teeth do on HGTV.  A vital element apparently is a workforce, carpenters, painters, electricians, who keep appointments, a rarity in my experience.  Nevertheless, if you wish to demolish walls, refinish floors and shop for backsplashes, consider the proper venue.  https://nyti.ms/3yvdCZ9

According to this analysis, the best places to flip homes are almost inversely proportional to the best places to live in them.
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On your next trip to St. Louis, if you want to seek out a reliable source of disease and infection, call Yo Transportation Services.  Confused?  "Charlie Bullington owns Yo Transportation services, a business he started 16 years ago.  Recently, he has made it a requirement that he will only transport passengers who aren’t wearing masks and have not gotten the vaccine."

Tuesday,  August 10, 2021
If only Andrew Cuomo was a Republican. 
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Ready, set, rationalize.  "Ohio Court Sentences Black Woman to 18 Months in Prison the Day After Giving White Woman Probation for Same Crime"

Wednesday, August 11, 2021
Braving a genuinely hot day, Stony Brook Steve, Terrific Tom and I had lunch at Ollie's Sichuan Restaurant, 411 West 42nd Street, one of a small local chain.  The place, which sits right next to Times Square, was surprisingly empty when we walked in, although a few other tables were eventually occupied while we lingered. 

We ordered modestly, somewhat enervated by the heat.  Tom and I shared cold sesame noodles ($8.50), too salty, and "Crispy Prawns w. Aromatic Pepper Salt [sic]" ($20.95), 8 plump fried shrimp in a light crust, excellent.  Steve went for vegetable spring rolls (2 for $4.50) and shredded chicken in sesame sauce ($9.95), asking for it to be mildly spiced.  Probably some word that he uttered has a dual meaning, because the dish as served would rate 5 chili peppers, as I can confirm after sampling some of the large portion that he left over.  The waiter was unmoved by this information.

Thursday, August 12, 2021
I don't hesitate to admit that many American Jews are smug, rising from immigrant roots and overcoming institutional and social biases to become solidly entrenched in positions of power and privilege.  Fortunately, we did not abandon our ethical values entirely on the way up although stretch marks are visible.

Our intragroup relations notably need work, however.  "Respondents to the study [of Jews of color] describe other Jews presuming they are converts, asking intrusive questions about their backgrounds, and mistaking them for nannies and synagogue security guards."
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I could fill page after page with the illogic of vaccine deniers/hesitators/skeptics.  A 31-year old woman from the South Bronx offers this sample: “I have done heaps of research looking for things that would make me confident and comfortable getting the vaccine, but honestly I haven’t.”  https://nyti.ms/3yJ3jAN 

Somehow, the information that "[m]ore than 4.6 billion doses have been administered across 183 countries," with 354 million doses administered in the USA alone, has not landed on her heap.  https://www.deseret.com/coronavirus/2021/8/10/22618163/covid-deaths-vaccinated-data-how-many-die

It might be funny if such attitudes did not kill people.

Friday, August 13, 2021
Happy International Left Handers Day
 
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Answer = ADDS

Saturday, August 7, 2021

Vanilla Fudge

Monday, August 2, 2021
Ross Douthat is the conservative shabbos goy of the editorial pages of the New York Times.  He holds essentially classical views, with a strong belief in institutions, not in Donald Trump.  Writing about the Republican Party the other day, he said that "the Republicans [who are] trying to create a lasting populism . . . [range from] sitting senators like Josh Hawley and Tom Cotton to Senate candidates like J.D. Vance and Blake Masters."    https://nyti.ms/3yiRVLI

Just to remind you who these populist crusaders are:
  • Josh Hawley (Missouri) - Stanford University undergraduate and Stanford Law School
  • Tom Cotton (Arkansas) - Harvard University undergraduate and Harvard Law School
  • J.D. Vance (Ohio) - Ohio State University undergraduate and Yale Law School
  • Blake Masters (Arizona) - Stanford University undergraduate and Stanford Law School
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If your limousine is still in the shop and you find yourself unwilling to take public transportation while we are still in the grip of the pandemic, consider a bicycle.  Here is a handy look at "2021’s Best Cities for Living Without a Car."    https://www.lawnstarter.com/blog/studies/best-cities-for-living-without-a-car/

San Francisco, Portland, Oregon, and Washington top the list.  A temperate climate and receptiveness to non-automotive commuting were critical factors.  Boston and the Holy Land were fourth and fifth.  The bottom of the heap was occupied by Shreveport, Montgomery, Alabama, and Little Rock.  In fact, all 10 lowest cities where four wheels dominated two wheels were in states that chose you-know-who in 2020. 
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Another way to compare urban areas from a completely different angle is found by looking at the efficiency in solving murders.

"Fatal shootings are harder to solve quickly than other kinds of murders."  So, use a gun if you want to maximize the chances of sleeping in your own bed for the indefinite future.
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I rarely add emphasis (underline or bold) to quoted remarks.  I expect that you can recognize the important things on your own.  This time, however, emphasis is appropriate.  "After years of protest, litigation and even violence, the statues of two Confederate generals, Lee and Jackson, were finally carted out of [Charlottesville, Virginia] city parks, expelled by the city’s drive to right its past wrongs.  Now the really hard work awaits."

Wednesday, August 4, 2021
Birthday greetings to Barack Obama and Myron Poloner. 

Although cake and ice cream were missing from the menu, the Boyz Club held their own celebration at Wu's Wonton King, 165 East Broadway, the site of the legendary Garden Cafeteria for decades, where every variety of left winger gathered after work at one of the nearby Yiddish newspapers.  Instead of disputing the interpretation of a Marxist text, we disagreed on some of the 21st century's toxic topics, race and wokeness.

I was so involved in the arguments that I barely noted what we ate.  To the best of my recollection, we had beef and parsley rice noodle rolls, shrimp rice noodle rolls, honey-roasted pork rice noodle rolls, shrimp dumplings, siu mai, vegetable egg rolls, Singapore mei fun, chicken chow fun, "Golden Fried Rice" and something that was passed off as spare ribs, the only disappointment in an otherwise first-rate meal at $22 each for the six of us.  We sat outside in a hut on Rutgers Street, not 400 feet from Mother Ruth Gotthelf's birthplace at 13 Essex Street.

The Garden Cafeteria was founded in 1941, when the Pekin Noodle Parlor in Butte, Montana was already 30-years old, making it the oldest family-owned Chinese restaurant in the country, a surprising piece of information.    https://nyti.ms/3lrcvG5

Here is its rather simple menu.    https://www.sirved.com/r/bS01OTIwMTgtMzE1NTk3NQ==
And, while I am usually skeptical of Internet-crowd reviews, Pekin Noodle collects some stinkers.    https://m.yelp.com/biz/pekin-noodle-parlor-butte

On the other hand, San Francisco is a 15-1/2 hour drive from Butte.

Thursday, August 5, 2021
At lunch yesterday, the question arose as to when each of us became politically aware.  The answers ranged from forever to first-year graduate school (undergraduate science major).  Today, while shopping, I thought of another coming-of-age benchmark, although it would only apply to those of us in our golden years.  What was the first ice cream flavor that you became aware of that was not vanilla, chocolate or strawberry?