Saturday, July 27, 2019

Old Timers

Monday, July 22, 2019
Message to MS St. Louis from U.S. government on June 3, 1939 -- "Go back to where you came from."
https://www.britannica.com/topic/MS-St-Louis-German-ship
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I attempted to observe the 50th anniversary of the moon landing this weekend more or less the way I witnessed the event itself.  In 1969, I was in my first year as a rookie computer programmer with the newly-formed U.S. arm of a German computer company.  I had some success in that venture, which further diverted me from what had once seemed like the inevitable road to law school, a path that I returned to 30 years later.

I was living in a nasty, tiny studio apartment in Greenwich Village, on Morton Street, the block once home to Elliott Gould, John Belushi, Wally Cox (and his overnight companion Marlon Brando), and the Rosenberg spy ring, none of whom of my acquaintance.  It was furnished with a gateleg table and two leather chairs that I took from my Uncle Jimmy's waiting room when he closed his medical practice.  There was a built-in chest of drawers and a crudely-fashioned Murphy bed, which covered the remaining floor space when opened.  There was a window air conditioner that operated so poorly that I stayed in my employer's sleek new office space late at night in warm weather, which got me promoted because my productivity outstripped my co-workers, who had a comfortable place to go home to.

I was already building my record collection and owned a decent stereo system.  But, I did not own a television set.  In fact, I never owned a television set as an unmarried man, for whatever that's worth.  The anticipated moon landing was big and I wasn't going to miss it, just as I took care to be parked in front of a television set 25 years later in the Manchester Pub, 920 Second Avenue, now closed, on June 14, 1994, when the New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup for the first time in 54 years.  

For the moon landing, I did not require the kindness of strangers, because my colleague Altie D. invited me to watch it at her family's apartment.  I drove my Adrian Cruttwell-Vaughn Blue Volkswagen Beetle (a private joke too good to ignore) to Brooklyn, stopping at a delicatessen to buy corned beef sandwiches and fixings to fuel us through time and space.  Okay, I forgot what delicatessen, so sue me.

By the way, my relationship with Altie was thoroughly respectable, I think because of her wise caution.  In any case, we watched the historic event then and yesterday I tracked her down after about 48 years, living in Florida, married, but retaining her distinctive maiden name (can we still use that term?) as her middle name.  I called in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening without speaking to her.  I finally left voicemail with sufficient detail to convince a  normally skeptical person of my identity and my sanity.

By bedtime Sunday, my hope to recreate in conversation that historic evening together went unrealized.
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We did have a successful reunion today, but it represented a different time and place.  In 2013, madam and I took a trip to Greece, Bulgaria and Macedonia, under the expert guidance of Marcia Haddad Ikonomopoulos, president of the Association of Friends of Greek Jewry.

Among our interesting fellow travelers was Dr. Laura, born in Salonika, hidden in a basement from the Nazis during WWII.  Now retired from her medical career, she recently moved from the suburbs to the building next door to Palazzo di Gotthelf and we were happy to accept her lunch invitation.  Joining us was Sharon S., another traveling companion, who knows as least as many languages as Pete Buttigieg.  We stuck to English, though, and had a wonderful time.

Tuesday, July 24, 2019
A Harvard professor examined the prospect of free college tuition, proposed by several Democratic presidential candidates, in the New York Times this weekend.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/19/business/tuition-free-college.html

However, it seems that the professor never heard of the "proletarian Harvard" a/k/a CCNY.  https://nypost.com/2009/04/19/free-for-all-27/

From 1847 until 1976, City College of New York, followed by its sister colleges as they emerged, charged no tuition, while providing an unmatched vehicle for upward mobility for tens of thousands of kids, present company included.  Its graduates' have a superlative legacy of Nobel Prizes, Ph.D.s, inventions, philanthropy and cultural achievements, present company excluded.  Yet, this information seems not to have reached the Harvard Harvard; the good professor omitted it entirely from his essay.
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Two weeks ago, I got off the #7 train at 74th Street-Broadway (Jackson Heights), and found myself at the intersection of Tibet, Burma, Nepal, Pakistan and India.  Today, I continued to the end of the line, Main Street-Flushing, and arrived at downtown China.  I was trying to address one of the very few fair criticisms levelled at me, my failure to explore Flushing's Chinatown.  I went to the highly-reputed White Bear, 135-02 Roosevelt Avenue, actually around the corner on Prince Street.  It is fair to call it a hole in the wall.  Six two-tops are squeezed in the small place, leaving room for no more than two skinny people to order at the counter.

Noted for its wontons in hot sauce (12 for $7), almost nothing else on White Bear's limited menu was available.  However, all the very youthful looking Chinese customers were eating the wontons in hot sauce.  Once I dug in, I understood why.  They were delicious and spicy, but they looked fiercer than they tasted.  Fortunately, plastic forks replace chopsticks, because the Szechuan pepper oil bathing the wontons was as slippery as WD-40. 

If I were heading right back to the subway, lunch would have been over.  But, I was on a mission and I needed more fuel.  Of the many choices in the vicinity, I stopped at BoneMan Fried Chicken a/k/a Secret Fried Chicken, 135-45 Roosevelt Avenue.  I ordered chicken strips ($7.99), chicken wings the only other choice.  Since BoneMan was only a counter facing the sidewalk, I ate leaning on a newspaper dispenser.  A table and chair would not have improved the experience.  The breaded coating was not crisp and the white meat within was about 15 seconds removed from being undercooked. 

I did not clean my plate, a rare event, and headed down Roosevelt Avenue to Citi Field, one mile away, where the New York Mets allegedly play baseball, to complete my business.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019
Last night, I tried again to reach my former colleague Altie, leaving a voicemail message, promising that it would be my last.  I don't want to appear to be a stalker; I'm just interested in what has transpired for this very nice person over the decades.
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Let's get this straight.  Republicans in the White House and Congress insist that the Mueller Report was the product of "13 [or 18] Angry Democrats."  http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/archive/angry%20democrats 

Yet, they assert that it demonstrated no collusion, no obstruction and was "a total victory for the president.”   

We spent several hours at the Auschwitz exhibit at the Museum of Jewish Heritage, 36 Battery Place, with cousins Barbara and Bernie.  I have been to the actual site and also visited major Holocaust museums and memorials here and abroad.  Beyond just conveying information, they serve as a mirror for self-reflection and a prism to see the world today, especially today.  In fact, the exhibit is titled "Auschwitz.  Not Long Ago.  Not Far Away."  You don't need me to tell you more about it.

We took a baby step to restoring our peace of mind by going to Shanghai 21, 21 Mott Street, for an early dinner.  The four of us got stuffed with 2 scallion pancakes ($3.75 each), cold noodles with sesame sauce ($5.75), eggplant with garlic sauce ($12.25) and tangerine beef ($17.50).  It took a 25% tip for us to reach $60.   

After our meal, we walked through Chinatown and Little Italy to MO Gelato, 178 Mulberry Street, which Barbara correctly recalled had chocolate sorbet.  MO offers small ($4.75), medium ($6.75) and large cups ($7.75).  I had a medium cup with two scoops, Monella -- Amarena cherry, roasted almonds & hazelnuts, and Delirium -- "Creamy cookie with chocolate fondue."  It is widely understood that a good Chinese meal ends with ice cream.

Thursday, July 25, 2019
My million dollar mouth was restored today at Montefiore Medical Center.  You prosthodontistry fans out there might remember that the errant tooth was the same one that fell out 6 years ago in Greece, Bulgaria and Macedonia, waiting for me to cross a border to fall out again. 

Friday, July 26, 2019
News from the generation gap:
I was chatting with a new neighbor this morning when he noticed that I was wearing a T-shirt celebrating an event at Cardozo Law School.  Did your child or grandchild go to Cardozo, he asked.  "No, I did."

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Into the Woods 2019

Monday, July 15, 2019
As it happened, the Upper West Side’s Power Couple left for a week in the Berkshires midday Saturday and were sitting surrounded by second and third generation family members in a lovely house outside Great Barrington when the lights went out in Manhattan.  We heard about it first from my brother who knew where we had gone, but we eventually got inquiries from others near and far concerned about our ability to navigate in the dark.  

Earlier in the afternoon, we had lunch at Donaji Mexican Restaurant, 389 Stockbridge Road, Great Barrington, offering very good food with good service in a nondescript setting.  I started with a frozen mango margarita ($12), delicious but not particularly intoxicating.  It went well with the complimentary tortilla chips and salsa that came to the table immediately.  I ate enchiladas verdes filled with shredded beef in a green tomatillo sauce, plus rice and beans, a bargain at $18.

Like the famous chicken, we only had to cross the road to get to one of the area’s major supermarkets to purchase sufficient potato chips, cookies and diet soda to last for the week in our rented house.
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My semi-addiction to diet soda is no secret, but it doesn’t preclude my simultaneous devotion to seltzer, an increasingly “hot" drink, if you’ll pardon the expression.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/13/style/seltzer-sparkling-water-bubble.html

In fact, I was guzzling seltzer as a wee tot in Brooklyn even before diet soda hit the market in 1952, No-Cal Ginger Ale.  https://culinarylore.com/drinks:what-was-the-first-diet-soda/

Each week, the seltzer man delivered a wooden crate of thick glass siphons, blue or clear, to our home, removing the empties.  Once a job more common than reality TV star, we may be down to our last seltzer man.
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Had we stayed in the Holy Land this weekend and survived the blackout, we might have had brunch in one of the nine places recommended by the New York Times.  

When I read that “[t]here’s no finer place to eat dim sum in New York than Bamboo Garden in Sunset Park, Brooklyn,” I sent out an all points bulletin to the usual suspects arranging a lunch in a couple of weeks, report to follow.
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Saturday’s newspaper carried the headline "Sanders Struggles to Connect, but Refuses to Run on Personality."  Interesting, but more interesting was the headline that appeared over the exact same article on-line "Why Sanders Wanted His Meeting With a Rabbi Kept Secret.”  Discuss.

Tuesday, July 16, 2019
The usually prescient Nate Cohn provides an interesting analysis of prospective voter turnout in the 2020 presidential election.  

In brief, he says, on the one hand, on the other hand.  You may be comforted or agitated as you choose.
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A few of us had lunch in Great Barrington, which necessitated a stop at Soco Creamery, 5 Railroad Street.  I had a cup with peanut butter mudslide (peanut butter ice cream, fudge swirl and crumbled chocolate cookies) and “Dirty Chocolate” (dark chocolate, darker chocolate and milk chocolate) ($5.35).
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The male segment of our clan went to a baseball game tonight, an all-star game at Wahconah Field, Pittsfield, which has stood since 1919 on a site where baseball has been played since 1892.  It is currently home of the Pittsfield Suns, a member of the Futures Collegiate Baseball League.  At first, you wonder about the connection between the sun and Pittsfield, Massachusetts, far removed from Phoenix or Miami in almost every regard.  Once seated, though, you observe that the line from the batter’s box to the pitcher’s mound runs due west.  In summer, the height of the baseball season, all afternoon through sundown, the batter is blinded by the direct rays of the sun coming from above and behind the pitcher.  Of course, this disability applies to both sides, but the pitchers of the Pittsfield Suns have this advantage in all home games, half their season.  As long as they can get the ball anywhere near the plate, this should put them in championship contention year after year.        
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
As has become the custom during our one-week family vacation, I hired a chef to cook a nice meal for us.  It was Austin Banach again, a talented young man who has more than satisfied us before (banachaustin@gmail.com).  He started the adult meal with a bruschetta, diced tomatoes and peaches lightly dressed in olive oil, with a glob of fresh burrata on the side.  "Burrata is a fresh Italian cow milk cheese made from mozzarella and cream," can you imagine?  What followed was a fabulous corn soup, more a puree than a chowder, with three simple ingredients -- corn, butter and cream.  The main course was cod baked with mustard and herbs.  Asparagus in tarragon dressing and black rice noodles in sesame vinaigrette were served with it.  A very thick chocolate pudding completed this outstanding meal.  Sorry you missed it.

Thursday, July 18, 2019
We had lunch at The Marketplace Cafe, 53 North Street, Pittsfield, a funky place that all three of our generations can recommend for its sandwiches, quiche and salads.  It is also convenient to the Berkshire Museum, 39 South Street, currently exhibiting models of Leonardo da Vinci's brilliant designs.  
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We ended our formal vacationing tonight by attending Inside/Out, a free outdoor dance performance regularly held at Jacob's Pillow.  I have borrowed this photograph to give you a feel for the beautiful setting.

https://www.jacobspillow.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/HERO_IO-FelipeGalganniAndCompany_2018cDuggan_031.jpg 
We saw the Bombshell Dance Project, a female (if I am allowed) group, presenting Like a Girl, in which "the company reimagines the phrase 'fight like a girl' through contrasts in athleticism and power dynamics."  Okay, if they say so. 
 
Friday, July 19, 2019
One might think that the Holy Land was carpeted with temples, shrines, churches, synagogues, mosques and yoga studios.  In fact, we seem to be the favored location for chain drug stores and bank branches.  So, I was surprised to read that "[s]ince 2009, the number of commercial bank and thrift branches [nationally] has shrunk nearly 10 percent, or just over 1 percent per year."

But, the Upper West Side is often out of step with the rest of the country.  Within 2/10 of a mile of Palazzo di Gotthelf, you find 3 branches of Chase Bank, 2 Citibank, 1 HSBC, 1 TD Bank, 1 Bank of America, 1 Capital One Bank and 1 Santander Bank ATM for petty cash transactions.  Apparently, we limousine liberals also like liquidity.

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Is the Jared Suite Available for the Weekend?

Monday, July 8, 2019
I haven't read Mad magazine for decades, but I was unhappy to learn that it was ceasing publication.  It was part of my youth and, no doubt, contributed to my skeptical and ironic view of human behavior.  

The newspaper article suggested that the publication "would seem to be an awkward fit in the blockbuster-centric media universe of 2019."  A careful reading of the story disclosed how Mad's fate was sealed.  "Last year, Mad moved from its New York home to Burbank, Calif."  It's well known that Burbank is an antidote for humor.
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The New York Times summarizes "Which States Are the Safest?"  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/04/realestate/which-states-are-the-safest.html

Determining factors include crime, highway safety, and environmental threats.  I didn't find the list surprising, Minnesota at the top, Mississippi at the bottom.  I followed up, though, and found that 7 of the safest 10 states voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016, while all 10 of the least safe voted for the stable genius occupying the White House.  
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If you are concerned about safety, financial safety, that is, you might consider an annuity.  If you need prodding, you might be influenced by knowledge that the Alliance for Lifetime Income, a trade association that promotes the sale of annuities, is underwriting the current Rolling Stones tour.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/01/business/rolling-stones-social-security-retirement.html

I saw the Rolling Stones twice in person, Voodoo Lounge in 1994 and Bridges to Babylon in 1997, well before either they or I needed an annuity.  The next time around, I imagine that Depends and Ensure might vie for sponsorship rights.
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I have a suggestion if you find the cost and complexity of arranging a tour of South Asia daunting.  Take the 7, E, F, M or R train to the Roosevelt Av-Jackson Heights-74 St station.  Within a radius of one block, you will find restaurants serving the food of Nepal, Tibet, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, and Thailand, amid sari stores, mobile phone merchants, jewelry stores and Asian grocers.  For variety, you can also try Latin American cuisines and there is a Wendy's with a clean bathroom.

One word of caution -- even using GPS and noting the exact address, many desired destinations seem to be hiding in plain sight.  It took me 10 minutes to find the entrance to Namaste Tashi Delek, 37-66 74thStreet, a Nepali restaurant favorably discussed in the New York Times last week.  The restaurant is on two levels, but the ground floor area is even harder to find than the basement space.  Many subway platforms are more attractive than the dark, grungy room where I sat.

I had a lunch special ($8), 4 fried beef momos a/k/a dumplings and stir-fried noodles (between mei fun and lo mein) with beef.  It was undistinguished.  The best deal was a bulky samosa for $1, filled with curried shredded beef, potatoes and peas.  Two of those and your favorite diet soda would make a good lunch. 

I was pleasantly diverted by meeting a group of 15 North Carolina Christian teenagers, here to pray for the heathens.  I gave them some advice on bible study: Stick to the Original Testament.

Tuesday, July 9, 2019
After taking a virtual tour of South Asia yesterday, I came back to earth with the Boyz Club at Shanghai Asian Cuisine, 14A Elizabeth Street, at lunch today.  We five dug into 2 orders of soup buns (6 pieces for $6.25), 2 scallion pancakes ($3.75), cold sesame noodles ($5.50), hand ripped chicken salad ($8.25), tangerine beef ($17.25), crispy whole yellow fish with sweet and sour sauce ($19.75) and a couple of bowls of white rice to fill in the crevices.  How easy it is to make old men happy.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019
You lose some, you win some.  I started the day by losing a tooth, actually a tooth that had been installed 6 years ago, not one that was original factory equipment.  In 2013,  I received a million-dollar mouth, or something approximately that expensive, at the talented hands of a team of oral surgeons and prosthodontists at Montefiore Medical Center in the Bronx.  This morning, one tooth apparently got bored with my mouth and dropped out of its own volition.  Fortunately, I was not eating or drinking or even swallowing at the time, so I captured the errant chiclet and headed to the Bronx.

On the way to the subway station, I stopped at Trader Joe's, 2073 Broadway, to be awarded my winnings.  Trader Joe's has been in the Holy Land about 10 years, first appearing on 14th Street, near Union Square, drawing long lines at all hours, resulting to a great degree from being surrounded by NYU student housing.  The next one opened about 7 years ago, conveniently situated between the Palazzo di Gotthelf and the 72nd Street subway station. 

I shop there regularly, although you have to watch out for impossibly busy times.  Trader Joe's attempts to be consumer-friendly, health-friendly and eco-friendly.  It gave up plastic bags earlier this year.  While other stores refund 5¢ or 10¢ directly for those bringing their own shopping bags, Trader Joe's tries to encourage recycling with a voluntary lottery for those using their own bag, my normal custom.  When asked, you usually have to leave your name and telephone number with a cashier.  So, finally, after hundreds of shots, I hit it.  My name was pulled and I won a Trader Joe's reusable shopping bag and a $25 gift card, the equivalent of 250 10¢ refunds, unadjusted for inflation, so I came out okay. 

Thursday, July 11, 2019
The president had a rare victory in court yesterday when the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit found that the state of Maryland and the District of Columbia had no legal standing to sue the president for violating the Constitution's emoluments clauses by receiving income from a hotel near the White House, popular with foreign visitors, diplomats, lobbyists and other buyers and sellers of influence.  Federal officeholders are generally prohibited from receiving any gift, payment, or other thing of value from a foreign state or its rulers, officers, or representatives.

The court's ruling illustrates an elusive issue that often divides lawyers from ordinary human beings -- standing.  Article III, Section 2, Clause 1 of the Constitution extends federal judicial review to a case or controversy, barring advisory opinions or generalized resolutions.  With some exceptions, a plaintiff must have actually and personally suffered injury or harm that is fairly traceable to the defendant's actions.  So, what harm did Maryland and/or the District of Columbia experience by the operation of a garish hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue?  The court dismissed the case without examining evidence of possible unconstitutional enrichment, because it held that the plaintiffs lacked standing, they had no case or controversy.  
  
Ubi jus ibi remedium is a classic common law axiom, "For every wrong, the law provides a remedy," but not this time it seems.  Before you burst a blood vessel, however, wait for a decision in a similar case brought by members of Congress in the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals.  Might federal legislators, who swear to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States," have standing to assert a violation of the emoluments clauses?

Saturday, July 6, 2019

Red, White and Jews

Monday, July 1, 2019
While the Democratic presidential candidates squabble over Medicare For All, let us not forget that the Republicans long stood as the party of Medicare For None.  https://thinkprogress.org/flashback-republicans-opposed-medicare-in-1960s-by-warning-of-rationing-socialized-medicine-fad860d68e5c/
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The New York Times instructs us that, even as the need for affordable housing for one or two-person households increases, the market is answering with larger, more expensive homes.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/27/realestate/not-enough-homes-and-the-wrong-kind.html

While "[t]he share of new homes with four or more bedrooms has doubled over 30 years," large households are decreasing and small ones are increasing. 
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Our newspaper of record has also conveniently compiled a list of the 50 best memoirs of the last 50 years.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/06/26/books/best-memoirs.html

It's a strong collection, including Barack Obama's Dreams From My Father.  Will the 45th president eventually write My Father Was Born In Germany?

Tuesday, July 2, 2019
The U.S.'s withdrawal from the Iran nuclear deal has only seemed to have made Iran more dangerous, which the pact was intended to prevent in the first place.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/01/world/middleeast/iran-uranium-enrichment-limit.html


His friend in the White House is apparently aiming to realize Bibi Netanyahu's dream of Iran as an existential threat to Israel.

Wednesday, July 3, 2019
I have always been more interested in 1787 than 1776, the creation of the US Constitution over the Declaration of Independence, because the Constitution continues to shape our institutions and policies, while the Declaration remains purely aspirational, contending that "all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."  The Constitutional Convention drained these sentiments from the foundation of the new republic, accommodating slaveholders at almost every turn, inhibiting democracy to this day.  
 
Beside the document itself, the Betsy Ross flag, red and white stripes and a blue square with 13 white stars in a circle, is the most notable symbol of the revolutionary period, emerging in 1777.  Now, Nike has cancelled a new sneaker with this image, because "it could unintentionally offend and detract from the nation’s patriotic holiday.”  It was observed that "the Betsy Ross flag had been co-opted by groups espousing racist ideologies." 

So, we allow the bad guys to shape the public forum, corrupt our history and deny us choices right down to our feet.  Are our progressive values so fragile that they wither in the face of junior grade Scheiße ausbreiten?  We are engaged in a competition of ideas, almost as important as the athletic competitions Nike so heavily invests in.  Woman up, Nike.
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The New York Times sought 10 distinctive ice creams for this holiday. 
 
The people doing the scooping were often as interesting and unusual as their flavors.  They or their parents came from Iran, Cuba, Thailand, Trinidad, Syria, Philippines, Peru, India, Mexico, Pakistan, and the Dutch Antilles.  The only "local" is Hawaiian.  Not only do they share foreignness, none feature vanilla.
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The Chinese restaurant that Michael Ratner and I were headed for was temporarily closed at lunchtime, so we went to the seventh and newest location of Tacombi, 377 Amsterdam Avenue, a casual Mexican joint, that replaced a pretentious dessert café.  The only hangover from the previous, ill-conceived venture is too much floor space, making it a challenge to appear busy with even a semi-large crowd.  Tacombi deserves a crowd, offering a simple menu of mostly modestly-priced food -- 4 entradas (appetizers or sides), 13 tacos (too Americanized to warrant italics), 4 quesadillas, and beverages, hard and soft.
 
We started with some good guacamole ($11.95), a large portion accompanied by excellent tortilla chips (cf. tacos supra).  It was the most expensive item on the menu, pricey mainly because of its recent popularity like salted caramel confections and flatbreads.  We then dug into 6 different tacos -- Al Pastor ($3.95, marinated Heritage pork), Pollo Yucateco ($3.95, marinated chicken), 
Acapulco Shrimp ($5.95, seared shrimp), Barbacoa ($4.49, Angus beef shoulder), Baja Crispy Fish ($5.95, beer-battered Atlantic haddock), Carnitas ($3.95, slow-roasted Heritage pork).  Each was served on 4 1/2" round, soft tortilla and deserved a repeat performance.  Not that we had any room to continue at that point.

Thursday,  July 4, 2019
By coincidence, madam and I joined Diane and Irwin for dinner at Tri Dim Shanghai, 1378 Third Avenue, the original location of the new West Side branch at 467 Columbus Avenue that was closed to Michael and I yesterday.  This Tri Dim is a "nice" Chinese restaurant, white tablecloths, waiters enrolled at NYU graduate school, and a full bar (which we availed ourselves of).  Most importantly, the (sometimes overpriced) food is very good although located in a neighborhood that often puts decor over cuisine.

Irwin and I concentrated on BBQ spare ribs ($12), cold sesame noodles ($7), steamed shrimp dumplings (4 for $8), and shredded crispy duck wrapped in 4 pancakes with chive threads and hoisin sauce ($26).  The women shared tri mushroom bok choy ($12) and fillet of sole in rice wine ($21); Diane also nibbled on curry prawns ($24).  By the way, none of their food was immune from our intrusions. 

"Forget it, Jake.  It's Chinatown."  I thought that I'd throw that in for no reason.


Friday, July 5, 2019
My brother clarified the president's misstatement at yesterday's salute to Amerika.  When he said that George Washington's  Continental Army "took over the airports," he meant to say that it seized the radio stations.  
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Before the Internet, you would never be able to determine "the States With the Most (and Least) 'Seinfeld' Fans." 
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/these-are-the-states-with-the-most-and-least-seinfeld-fans.html/

Slicing and dicing data from Google, we now know that basically the Northeast is opposite the Old South in admiration for Jerry et alia.  Most surprising was Utah's affinity for the show, with its 3 out of 4 faux-Gentiles inhabiting Manhattan's Upper West Side.  While somewhat attenuated, I suggest you consider the Mormon belief that America's Indians were the ten lost tribes of Israel.  https://www.bibleodyssey.org/en/places/related-articles/mormon-scripture-and-the-lost-tribes-of-israel

We all know that Manhattan Island was once populated by Indian tribes, now replaced to a large extent by Jews, creating a profound spiritual link to the Mormons.  


Saturday, June 29, 2019

POW!!!

Monday, June 24, 2019
If you want the dope on local residential property, this website is quite handy.  

For instance, it will show you units for rent or sale in a particular building.  Or, it can narrow your search for a house or apartment by various factors.  Of course, this is all Holy Land-specific.
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"Today, 38 percent of New Yorkers have immigrated here from other countries. Together, they make up 46% of the City’s workforce, and 83,000 own their own businesses."  https://www.tenement.org/nycimmigrants/
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A new study deals with the somewhat elusive subject of Jews of color.  https://jewsofcolorfieldbuilding.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Counting-Inconsistencies-052119.pdf

As has happened with Irish and Italians, and now with Asians, Jews have moved into or along side the mainstream of white America, leaving minority status to Latin Americans and African Americans.  But, what if a Jewish American looks more like a "minority" than the majority?  Conventionally, this issue is pushed aside as highly unlikely.  This study claims that Jews of color have been significantly undercounted and their numbers are growing. 

However, true to our 5,000-year tradition of hair-splitting, we can get tripped up over our basic definitions -- Who is a Jew of color?  Notably, the Mizrahi Jews of the Middle East, originating in Iran, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Morocco, Egypt, Algeria, Tunisia, are dark-haired, dark-complected, hard to distinguish from the Arabs they grew up amongst.  In fact, there has been a pattern of discrimination against them and their descendants in Israel from its founding by the paler, fairer (in appearance only) European Jews and their descendants.

For a personal perspective on being a Jew of color, read:
https://forward.com/opinion/392099/stop-calling-me-a-black-jew/

Tuesday, June 25, 2019
I had breakfast with Donna J., one of the finest persons that I know.  We met at Kirsh Bakery & Kitchen, 551 Amsterdam Avenue, once the site of the Popover Cafe for 32 years, next to Barney Greengrass.  The somewhat awkward physical layout remains the same, a narrow line of tables abutting the front window leading to a large space occupied by booths and tables.  You enter into the bakery part of the establishment, with some very attractive items on display, getting the juices to flow even before you sit down.

The breakfast menu has a few interesting specials, including shakshuka (poached eggs in a hearty tomato pepper sauce) and the bacon, Swiss cheese and egg French toast ($18) that I ordered.  Two eggs sunny side up sat atop crumbled bacon in melted Swiss cheese covering a thick slice of lightly toasted bread.  It was delicious and my arteries met the challenge.  However, in a fit of self control, I skipped the pain au chocolat.
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Madam and I had dinner with another couple at Kefi, 222 West 79th Street, a reliable Greek restaurant that gets crowded very quickly.  Even though all of us enjoyed our dinner, no one hesitated when I suggested that we go around the corner to Amorino -- Gelato Al Naturale, 414 Amsterdam Avenue, one of four stores in Manhattan, also found in Europe and Asia.  Typically, about 20 flavors of gelati and sorbetti are available, with some rotation of special flavors.  I had a large cup ($7.35), three scoops of gelato, coconut, tiramisu and chocolate.  So ended my Happy Mouth Day. 
  
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
If you would to celebrate one or more Happy Mouth Days, you might refer to the list of the reputed 50 best restaurants in the world. 

You'll need a passport; the top 10 alone will take you to France, Denmark, Spain, Thailand and Peru, with some doubling back.  And serious money.  For instance, Arpège, 84 rue de Varenne, 75007 Paris, sitting at #8, is strictly vegetarian, no rare or exotic cuts of meat, yet the current Michelin guide estimates a meal there ranging from €175 to €327.  That's a lot of cabbage for asparagus. 
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Writing published in The New Yorker is almost always crystal clear, unlike many of its cartoons.  This week, however, I was puzzled by this description of a businessman: "At fifty-three, he is broad-necked and dimple-chinned, with salted hair at nineteen-eighties length."  What?  There was a signature hair length for men in the 1980s?  I was a businessman in my forties in the eighties, my hair going gray, unaware that I was either setting or following a trend.

Google came up with something when asked about men's hairstyles in the 1980s.  http://coolmenshair.com/popular-80s-hairstyles-for-men/  The article claims that "[o]ne of the most memorable things about the 80s is that it was the decade of big hair [for men]," illustrated by Jon Bon Jovi.  Was that what The New Yorker had in mind?  Or was it the "formal wet look" accompanied by a picture of Jimmy Stewart, who entered his 80s in the eighties?  I remain confused. 

Thursday, June 27, 2019
Watching the first Democratic candidate debate last night, my lasting impression was that Beto was a delivery boy who wandered onto the stage by mistake.
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When I lived on the East Side, near the United Nations, for 23 years, I regularly patronized Mee's Noodle Shop, then at the corner of Second Avenue and 49th Street.  Today, I returned to the 'hood at lunchtime and went to Mee's, which had moved up the block to 930 Second Avenue.  This location is far larger, holding 3 dozen two- tops, and the prices have expanded as well, or do I need reminding that I moved away 16 years ago.  There is a reasonable selection of lunch specials, 30 dishes plus soup or egg roll, choice of rice and pot of tea, all but two at $8.75.  I had shrimp with lobster sauce (5 largish shrimps), an egg roll and egg fried rice.  Note that the mustard they serve on request will clear your sinuses, bring tears to your eyes and take the shine off your shoes.  Joy.
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If you don't have the money to chase the 50 best restaurants in the world, but you have a lot of time, the San Francisco Chronicle offers a list of the 100 top restaurants in its area.  https://projects.sfchronicle.com/top-100-restaurants/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=announcement&utm_campaign=sfc_top100_2019 

Of course, housing in the Bay Area is so expensive, it might be cheaper to flit around Spain and Peru and Thailand than trying to settle down in Northern California.
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Friday, June 28, 2019
"The Republican Party leans much farther right than most traditional conservative parties in Western Europe and Canada, according to an analysis of their election manifestos.  It is more extreme than Britain’s Independence Party and France’s National Rally (formerly the National Front), which some consider far-right populist parties."  This claim is given graphic support rather convincingly in the New York Times on-line.   https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/06/26/opinion/sunday/republican-platform-far-right.html
 
So, the threat to our nation goes well beyond one man.
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When I was a kid growing up, I had to make some life-defining choices, probably as you had to as well.  Chocolate vs. Vanilla; Coke vs. Pepsi; Dodgers vs. Yankees; Superman vs. Batman.  While there was less passion in choosing the Caped Crusader over the Man of Steel than displayed at some other critical junctures, I found it much easier to relate to the resident of Gotham City than the product of Smallville, USA. 

Batman's 80th anniversary is being celebrated at the Society of Illustrators, 128 West 63rd Street, a delightful place to visit, its walls covered with drawings of every nature.  The current exhibit is "Illustrating Batman: Eighty Years of Comics and Pop Culture," running through mid-October.  Admission for adults is $15, $10 for seniors and students.  Unfortunately, I was unable to make a material contribution to the exhibit, because my world-class comic book collection, including the brand new Batman and Superman in 3-D, was irretrievably destroyed by my parents when they saw my junior high school report card.  
https://ifanboy.com/articles/dc-histories-batman-and-superman-in-3-d/ 
I have since forgiven them.

Saturday, June 22, 2019

Lost and Found

Monday, June 17, 2019
There are so many reasons to celebrate America's Favorite Epidemiologist, even if today were not her birthday.  But, it is and we do.
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John Galliano's clothing, Chick-fil-A sandwiches, Woody Allen movies -- it seems that we face more moral dilemmas today than in the past in making our choices.  It may be the glut of information that is now available about behavior or opinions, sometimes private sometimes public.  In any case, we seem to be asking Do we? or Don't we? in so many areas of daily activity. 

How about the family that owns Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Peet’s Coffee, Einstein Bros. Bagels, Stumptown Coffee Roasters, Pret A Manger, and Keurig among other familiar brands?  Nazis.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/14/business/reimann-jab-nazi-keurig-krispy-kreme.html 
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It was my first trip to London, April 1985.  I had taken a day trip to Oxford and returned to Paddington Station, home of the bear whom I have yet to encounter.  In those days, and for years to come, when electronics had not taken over our lives, I traveled with 2 or 3 paperback books for long plane rides or train rides.  As this was my second overseas trip ever, and the first unaccompanied, I underestimated the amount of reading that I would do.  So, I needed a book.  

WH Smith operates large book and stationary stores throughout Great Britain and prominently in airports and train stations.  Its shelves at Paddington Station were arranged by genre, making it easier for me to focus on mysteries/thrillers, my favorite diversion not requiring a knife and fork.  I picked a book by an author taking a lot of space, although unknown to me.  Thus began my devotion to Anthony Price, whose death was reported today.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/14/books/anthony-price-dead.html

I can't recall which of his 19 books, all featuring David Audley of the British Secret Service, I started with.  It was somewhere in the middle of the series, but I eventually read every one, usually acquired on subsequent trips to London, because Price never caught on here, unfortunately.  When a decade or more went by without the appearance of a new work by Price, I offered the 18 that I held (the last or next-to-last had been a library copy) to Otto Penzler, owner of The Mysterious Bookshop, 58 Warren Street, probably the finest of its kind, who showed no interest. 

If you enjoy spy novels, I strongly recommend Anthony Price.  His novels are more plot-driven than John le Carré's character-driven works and far more thoughtful than Ian Fleming's post-adolescent fantasies.  While Amazon has Kindle versions of almost all the books, Libby, the otherwise excellent electronic platform for the New York Public Library, has none.  And, the Library's physical copies appear to be kept in the reference section only, not in circulation.  Nevertheless, if sophisticated Cold War skullduggery appeals to you, take the trouble to track down Price's work.
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However, I await public soul-searching by some of the same commentators when and if they ever choose to examine the events in Phoenix, where "Police Draw Guns on Family Over Report of Stolen Doll," as part of the headline read.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/16/us/phoenix-police-brutality-lawsuit.html 

Guess which side of the color line we were on this time?

Tuesday, June 18, 2019
To celebrate my young bride's birthday appropriately, we joined her two brothers, one wife and one companion for a big steak dinner at etc. steakhouse (sic), 1408 Palisade Avenue, Teaneck, New Jersey, last night.  It offers proximity for one couple, respect for dietary rules for three of us and a bring-your-own-bottle policy that benefits all six of us. 

The value to the customer of a BYOB policy is evident in these comments from an industry publication.  "Restaurants generally mark up a bottle of wine from 200 to 300 percent over its retail sales price.  You can therefore reasonably price a bottle that retails around $20 at $60 and $80. . . . It is standard practice to mark up the most popular wines on a list closer to 300 percent, while marking up less impressive sellers closer to 200 percent."  https://www.musthavemenus.com/guide/restaurant-management/restaurant-pricing-and-profits/wine-list-pricing.html
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While some of the moral dilemmas cited above are resolved by people willing to forgive and forget, that isn't the attitude of Harvard University.  It revoked the offer of admissions to an 18-year old applicant who was certifiably an asinine jerk when he was 16.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/17/us/parkland-kyle-kashuv-harvard.html
  
I think Harvard is making a mistake.  Let's see if, unlike the White House, it can be shamed into doing the right thing.  But, this is about Stuyvesant High School and the attempts to effect a better ethnic balance in its student body.  Once we stray from cold, hard numbers in determining admissions, we introduce so many opportunities to discriminate for other bad reasons.  Imagine how some of us would have fared if we were measured for obnoxiousness at every turn, not just on blind dates?  Confer the pickle experienced at Boston Latin, their Stuyvesant, using grades along with a test.  https://www.wgbh.org/news/2017/09/05/local-news/boston-public-school-students-may-be-disadvantage-getting-boston-latin
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No sooner than the pixels dried on the screen that I saw this article.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/06/17/upshot/nyc-schools-shsat-504.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share 

In a nutshell, 504 is a federal designation "meant to give students with mental and physical disabilities — whether attention deficit disorder or a broken arm — a fair shot in public education."  And sure enough, "White students in New York City are 10 times as likely as Asian students to have a 504 designation that allows extra time on the specialized high school entrance exams.  White students are also twice as likely as their black and Hispanic peers to have the designation.  Students in poverty are much less likely to have a 504 for extra time."  According to the New York Times, "students who have this extra-time provision are about twice as likely to receive offers from specialized high schools." 

Another bite out of the meritocratic dream.
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Here is another little bit of bad news: "Hillary and Clinton," starring Laurie Metcalf and John Lithgow, is closing after only 77 performances on Broadway.  We saw it Saturday night on short notice and were thrilled and delighted by this gimmick-free exploration of marital and political issues.  I was about to tell you to go see it, but it is set to close this weekend, even as you sit back with your pipe and slippers and dip into my prose.

Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Chicago-based Toby McMullen is here to do some stand-up comedy gigs.  Since he has only spent a few weeks in the Holy Land in his nearly-30 years, I had to pull out all stops in the short time I would have with him.  So, we had lunch at Wo Hop, 17 Mott Street, and mission accomplished.  We shared beef chow fun ($8.25), crispy honey chicken ($12.50) and brown rice ($1.75).  If this seems like a modest amount of food for two big eaters, please note that Wo Hop not only delivers it good, it delivers it big, leaving us more that satisfied.

To arrange for the evening's entertainment including my young bride, we visited the TKTS booth across the street from Lincoln Center (David Rubinstein Atrium, 61 West 62nd Street), a hidden treasure right under our nose, yet ignored by most of us.  While it had a large selection of shows available at healthy discounts, the Upper West Side's Power Couple had seen almost all that we considered worth seeing.  We settled on "Oklahoma," called by the New York Times a "wide-awake, jolting and altogether wonderful production," and a classic that might give Toby perspective on the American musical theater.
Mission Unaccomplished.  All three of us, with very disparate cultural and generational perspectives, simply didn't like the show. We variously recognized the innovative staging (more often feeling like a barn than a theater), the wonderful score and the daring casting of Ali Stroker in a wheelchair leading to a Tony award.  While the New York Times review saw this production as "a mirror for our age of doubt and anxiety," we were merely anxious for the show to end.

Thursday, June 20, 2019
Lunch was with the City College cabal, seeking a Democratic presidential candidate for 2020 who might keep the incumbent's share of the vote nationally to 36.5%, just as he got in 2016 in New York State, where we knew him best.  
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I met Tom Terrific for an early dinner at Tim Ho Wan, 610 Ninth Avenue, the superb purveyor of dim sum.  He had hot and sour wonton soup ($5.80), then we shared two plates of baked BBQ pork buns ($6 for 3 pieces, the best item on the menu), pan fried noodles ($5.80), deep fried eggplant with shrimp ($5.80 for 3 pieces), and steamed rice roll stuffed with minced beef ($5.80 for 3 pieces).  I did not even suggest looking for ice cream afterwards.

Although, even if we had room for dessert, we had to rush off to attend a staged reading of a new play by Kim Sykes, Tom's gloriously multi-talented wife.  

Friday, June 21, 2019
The United States Supreme Court just ruled that a cross erected on public property in Maryland in 1925 to commemorate soldiers who died in WWI did not violate the First Amendment ban on the establishment of religion.  Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the majority, said that over time "the Christian symbol . . . took on an added secular meaning" and, in any case, where older monuments are at issue, it can be hard to identify "their original purpose."  
Thank you, thoughtful conservative legal scholars.  We can and should discern the original intent of the framers of the Constitution all over the place, but don't ask us to identify the original purpose of those Marylanders way back in 1925.
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There is an intriguing new study of "civic honesty," measured by what happened to 17,303 supposedly lost wallets, with or without local currency, turned over to banks, police stations, hotels and the like in 355 cities in 40 countries.  The researchers found that, with rare exceptions, wallets containing relatively larger amounts of money were returned to their "owners" more frequently than skinnier wallets. 
"Both non-experts and professional economists were unable to predict this result."  Which I guess is a good result all the way around.