Saturday, May 12, 2018

Out Of Africa

Saturday, May 5, 2018
The New York Times has followed me to Africa electronically, for better or worse.  I found this story interesting: "He Wrote Disturbing Plans for a School Shooting.  But Was That a Crime?"  https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/04/us/mass-shooters-law-enforcement-vermont.html

I think that Vermont erred in this case, where a seemingly unstable young man has made ominous threats to public safety.  His lawyer, dismissive of the gravity of the situation said, "Jack simply had thoughts about committing these crimes, wrote in his journal about committing the crimes, wrote his fantasy plans, and he purchased a gun.”  The Vermont Supreme Court held that he did not meet the standard for attempted murder, the most serious crime that he was charged with.  “An ‘attempt’ under Vermont law requires an intent to commit a crime, coupled with an act that, but for an interruption, would result in the completion of a crime."  (Note that the legal standards for criminal conduct vary by state.  New York has a bit more grit than granola in its statutes.)  However, his lawyer's words seal the issue for me; purchasing the gun was the act one step short of "the completion of a crime," when he has otherwise manifested his criminal intent.

But, I think that the article tries to grasp the wrong end of the stick,
weighing speech vs. conduct, a continuing issue in First Amendment jurisprudence.  An 18-year old, displaying erratic and hostile behavior, acquired a deadly weapon.  Stop right there.  Without a weapon present, we can turn law school classes and debating societies loose on the definition of criminal liability.  However, Vermont allowed a dangerous mix of man and means.  The young man, if unarmed, might foul his local community and the Internet with his ravings, but he would likely be only a danger to himself. 
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We had a busy morning in Nairobi today before our evening departure for home.  We first visited the Giraffe Center, run by the African Fund For Endangered Wildlife Kenya LTD., devoted to rescuing  and resettling giraffes.  The Center is home to 12 giraffes, who require 10 acres each to forage.  You can pet and feed them snacks, which arouses a lot of amusement and photographs.

A short distance away was the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trusts' Orphans' Project, which rescues baby elephants, nurtures them and trains them to return to the wild.  Currently, 29 baby elephants are contained on the grounds and even Grandpa Grumpy had to smile when a large group of them came running up to be fed their own baby formula from large bottles held by staff members.  It supposedly takes at least 5 years to prepare an orphaned baby elephant to go back to the bush, which the Project claims it does with success.  As with the giraffes, everyone pushed forward to get shots that are meant to impress friends and family back home.
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The trip home was a bit convoluted and very long.  At 7:40 PM Saturday, we got on United flight 9764, the same one that deposited us in Nairobi on April 23rd.  After Nairobi, 9764 continues to Dar es Salaam, Tanzania's capital, before turning around and flying back to Zurich, nonstop.  That was our path.  My young bride and I were not seated next to each other in order to find the most legroom.  She had a very interesting seatmate, a young Maasai man, who, unlike almost all of his 29 siblings (by three mothers), was educated and living and working outside his village.  He is employed in Amboseli National Park in wildlife conservation and is on the way to the US for conferences on the subject, first stop New York.  Oh, boy, he has never been out of Kenya before.

We took off at exactly 8:00 PM for the one hour flight to Dar es Salaam.  There, people got off, people  got on.  The flight to Zurich departed at 10:30 PM and took 8 hours and 35 minutes, leaving us at the Zurich airport at 6:05 AM local time (one hour earlier than East Africa) to wait for United flight 135, departing at 10:20 AM for Newark.  The transatlantic leg took another 8 hours and 25 minutes, landing at 12:45 PM EDT Sunday.  It all added up to far too much time when all I should have needed was "Beam me up, Scotty."

I used some of the long layover in the Zurich airport productively, however, by comparison shopping for scotch.  I bought a bottle of Glenfiddich Select Cask single malt, which is available for sharing.  Lindt's chocolates, a toothsome Swiss product, was offered in a variety of bundles, but they lost the home field advantage to Costco, where I recently bought a 600 gram (21.2 oz.) package of truffles for less than half the (special sale) price at duty free.  

Watches were, of course, prominently displayed.

Swiss precision demanded that they all be set to the right time.

Monday, May 7, 2018
Among the many contrasts between Kenya and the United States, I thought of one less obvious one - In Kenya, they put poachers in jail; in the US, we put them in high office.
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In reviewing my writings for the past two weeks, I see that I ignored two of my favorite subjects: Jews and food.  Let's dispose of Jews first, as has often been the case in Western Civilization.  There were none.  Our fellow travelers were not Jewish.  No members of our tour staff were Jewish, although two of the frequently changed drivers were Muslims, descendants of Omani traders who settled in Kenya early in the 20th century.  No hotel or restaurant personnel were observed wearing a Star of David (✡️).  While our path criss-crossed that of many other tour groups in their four-wheel drive vehicles, we never interacted with any of them.   For all we know, the entire membership of the Great Neck Jewish Center may have passed us by unrecognized.

Food was present, however.  Every meal except our last Friday dinner in Nairobi was included in our tour package.  With so much time spent in the bush, a search for alternative venues would have been fruitless.  When we were on long drives to a new destination, we were provided box lunches by the establishment that we came from.  Two lunches in Nairobi were the only restaurant meals away from our lodgings.  Many meals were buffet, with eggs cooked to order at breakfast and a pasta station at lunch.  Service was more than attentive.  I had to struggle at times to be allowed to get my own cup of tea.

The food was always palatable and in ample quantity.  The flavors were generally familiar and safe, showing traces of the Indian presence in East Africa.  Now an influential and prosperous minority, thousands of Indians came to the region in the 19th century as indentured workers on the Kenya-Uganda railway.  At the table, curry, cardamom and chapatis were fairly commonplace. 

The most memorable meal, dissimilar to all the others, was at the Carnivore Restaurant, Langata Road, Nairobi, where, in its words "Whole joints of meat - leg of lamb and pork, ostrich, rump of beef, sirloin, rack of lamb, spare ribs, sausages, chicken wings, skewered kidneys, even crocodile - are roasted on traditional Maasai swords over a huge, charcoal pit."  The skewers are brought to the table and carved to order, returning as many times as you choose.  Such enterprises around here are labelled Churrascaria or Brazilian steakhouses, accurately or not.  Carnivore makes tangential reference to this in its signature cocktail, the Dawa, consisting of vodka, fresh lime juice, sugar and honey, akin to Caipirinha, Brazil's national cocktail, made with cachaça (sometimes called Brazilian rum), sugar and lime.

Here's my intake: Beef, ostrich, lamb, crocodile, chicken wings, lamb sausage, ox balls (or so they said), beef ribs, spare ribs (best of all) and chicken legs.  The ostrich tasted like too well done beef (more carbon than meat), the crocodile like chewy chicken, and the ox balls, 1" discs, like a mild sausage.  I passed on turkey, sausages, rabbit and pork.  The price for a meal is around $35, but was embedded in our tour.  It seems to be a favorite with tour groups, especially with a few Dawas

Tuesday, May 8, 2018
Speaking of food, the 2018 Top 100+ European Restaurant List is out if your trust fund is underutilized.  http://www.opinionatedaboutdining.com/2018/eu.html
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After bonjour, guten tag, or nǐ hǎo, most Americans abroad were once likely to say, "Do you speak English?"  Now, inevitably, it is "What is your wi-fi password?"
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Speaking of etiquette, I had a welcome surprise in the mail -- a thank you card from a bride and groom, or a soon-to-be bride and groom.  The wedding is later this month, conflicting with another event of ours.  Along with our regrets, we sent a gift from their registry.  To their everlasting credit, David and Erica did not wait until they had run out of diversions far in the future to take on the burden of writing to obscure relatives and acquaintances.  They got the gift; they wrote the note.  I wonder if we can expect the same from Harry and Meghan.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018
Now, let me try and understand this.  Israel is safer when Iran's nuclear program is unrestrained?
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If you haven't renewed your passport, but are still in the mood for award-winning dining, check out the joints honored by the James Beard Foundation.
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My lunch at pokebab, 2047A Broadway, may be cited as the best poke (po-kay) that I have ever had.  Of course, it was the first and only poke that I have ever had.  It is an import, relatively new to the Holy Land.  Says Wikipedia, “Poke is a raw fish salad . . . in Hawaiian cuisine.”  pokebab itself is a week old, having replaced a Maoz falafel joint, but there are already lots of competitors in the general vicinity, Red Poke, Poke Chan, Poke Bowl, Poke A Bowl, Poke Fun, Poketeria, and so on. 

I had the Signature, $11.95 as are all the 9 versions on the menu.  It had a base of brown rice covered with cubes of ahi tuna, scallion, seaweed salad, cucumber, chili flakes, edamame, roasted sesame oil, sesame seed, Hawaiian salt, red onion, masago (capelin fish roe), radish sprouts, fresh ponzu (tart citrus-based sauce).  The poke is made in front of you and other spices and sauces may be added at the end of the line, so I had them toss in some red stuff and green stuff.  In all, it resembled an explosion at a sushi bar.  

The space is limited, 4 two tops and 9 stools at an L-shaped counter.  Maoz had more seating, but maybe the Upper West Side has more expatriated Israelis than Hawaiians.

1 comment:

  1. Were Norma and Rob Gelb, SoCals via Great Neck on your trip? They’ve posted many pictures that look strikingly similar to yours

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