Saturday, June 15, 2019

Bus Pass?

Monday, June 10, 2019

When I was noodling around the Internet, I came across the Wallet Hub web site loaded with data, lists galore.  How about "2018’s Best & Worst States to Have a Baby" or "2018’s Best & Worst Entry-Level Jobs"?  https://wallethub.com/edu/statistics/

I found this treasure trove when I went looking for "Best Places to Be a Real Estate Agent" (https://wallethub.com/edu/best-worst-cities-to-be-a-real-estate-agent/18713/).  By the way, New York City is tied for first in the highest median wage for real estate agents, while tied for worst in properties staying on the market longest.  Together, I think this has to yield the highest attendance in psychotherapy.
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I thought that I would be surprising Norm and Jane when we went to dinner tonight in Chinatown, accompanied by my young bride.  However, when we descended underground into Wo Hop, 17 Mott Street, Norm said that his brother had gone here for 50 years, always ordering the same thing — what he could not remember.

Our ordering took some care; Jane gluten-free, America’s Favorite Epidemiologist eschewing meat.  On the whole, we managed quite well, pleasing some of the people all of the of the time.  We had cold sesame noodles, beef with scallions, eggplant in garlic sauce, steamed sea bass and mushroom fried rice.  $20 each included rental of the table for a longer-than-average length of time.

Tuesday, June 11, 2019
Paul Hecht, our rampant thespian, directed me to another source of vital data, a living wage calculator produced by MIT.  http://livingwage.mit.edu/

It estimates the cost of living in a locale based on typical expenses.  For instance, one adult, working full-time, in Las Cruces, New Mexico, with one child, should earn $24.12 hourly to meet expenses, in a state where the minimum wage is $7.50.  The situation in Philadelphia seems potentially worse; the working adult with one child needs to make $25.36 hourly, where the minimum wage is $7.25.  For the Holy Land, the numbers are $31.99 and $10.40. 

All of this was very interesting, but my inquiring mind led me on, looking at significant cost components.  Our little Las Cruces family should spend $7,664 annually on transportation, according to MIT; in Philadelphia, $7,094, and the same amount here, in the greatest city in the world (according to the lyrics of Hamilton), not a big difference.  While I have never had the pleasure of visiting Las Cruces, America's Favorite Epidemiologist has and she recalls a lot of open space, befitting its western location.  


I am unable to measure how much of the population is served by the Las Cruces bus system, but it is a bargain for its users: adults, $1 per ride, students and seniors, $.50.  But, I digress.  I am afraid MIT has let us down.  Back to New York City and State.  Transportation costs for all 5 New York City Counties are professedly the same $7,094 in spite of significant differences in population density, automobile ownership, rail coverage, bridge and tunnel tolls.  However, MIT disregards any differences between the verdant plains of Staten Plains and the towering canyons of Manhattan. 

Have you ever heard of Cattaraugus County in New York, below Buffalo, bordering Pennsylvania?  Google says that its 2017 population was 77,348, down from 80,317 in the 2010 census.  No transportation authority/department is listed on the county's organization chart.  Searches for public transportation in Cattaraugus County yield information only on Greyhound and school buses; no subways, no local buses, no trams, no trolleys.  Yet, miraculously, the adult and child household there spends exactly the same $7,094 annually on transportation as we city dwellers.  In fact, MIT claims $7,094 is the
transportation expense for every location in New York State.

Listen MIT!  This is CCNY talking!  You got it wrong.
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Here's a very interesting legal case.  An Ohio jury found that Oberlin College libeled a bakery and awarded it millions of dollars after students accused the shop of being racist, when a white employee wrestled with a black customer, who later admitted to theft.   https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/10/us/oberlin-bakery-lawsuit.html

"The bakery accused the college of supporting demonstrations outside the shop in which protesters distributed a flier printed on a copier on campus."  That sounds like a reach.  The alleged chain of causality is far too attenuated to be upheld on appeal, in my humble opinion.  After all, do we want to hold the president responsible for the consequences of his words? 

Friday, June 14, 2019
One advertisement that has persistently interrupted my on-line card games has featured a woman's lightweight down parka in a vivid array of colors.  Since a woman's lightweight down parka was one item removed from my luggage as it barreled its way from Casablanca to Paris to Punta Cana to New York, I suggested to madam that we have found a suitable replacement.  Even though the missing garment was black, very New York black, we ordered the new one in champagne beige.

It took several weeks for the parka to be delivered, a bit unusual in these days of super-fast Amazon turnarounds, but Amazon was not the vendor this time.  When it finally arrived last week, madam found that it was ill-suited to her statuesque frame.  So, I sent an e-mail message, asking how to exchange or return the item.  One week ago, the vendor Hyper Owl replied that it could refund, not exchange and included its web page for return processing.  However, one factoid was missing -- its address.  I was told how to pack and ship the parka: Destination Unknown.  Daily telephone calls to Hyper Owl's 800 number by both of us and my e-mail messages went unanswered.

To my surprise, our credit card company immediately canceled the charge to us when we explained Hyper Owl's failure to communicate and told us to keep the merchandise if we chose, which was just as well.  This afternoon, sitting at lunch with Tom Terrific, I opened an e-mail message from Hyper Owl finally providing me with its return address exactly as follows: 
Address: 430000 China hu bei sheng wu han shi han yang qu yong feng jie jie dao da luo jia zui 360hao
City: Wuhan
Province: Hubei
Country: China
Zip Postal: 430000
So, Dear Female Relative, enjoy the champagne beige lightweight down parka.  It was destined to be yours. 

3 comments:

  1. Should said Female Relative wish to engage in the joys of International Commerce, I would be happy to engage my daughter in a Mandarin translation consultancy to allow said Female Relative to achieve total customer satisfaction with a more satisfactorily-sized champagne beige lightweight down parka. The process should be completed happily for all parties before 2021. BTW, said daughter's favorite bird is the Owl- perhaps a Hyper one not so much!!!

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  2. 1. No self-respecting epidemiologist, favoured or not, would would be caught dead in anything other than a black Canada Goose parka with a red and white arcic explorer patch prominetly displayed. Even I know this and I am writing from Italy.

    2. Of course most Americans don’t want to hold the President accountable for his words. That’s why I am writing from Italy.


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  3. Speaking of light weight . . . your remarks on the Oberlin College case.

    Try reading this for a fuller discussion:

    https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/06/the-publicly-shamed-sue-oberlin-college-verdict/591379/

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