Saturday, July 25, 2020

Sticks and Stones

Monday, July 20, 2020
The book review this weekend had this dubious recommendation: "if you’re intrigued by humanistic, hopeful vampire lore, I can’t recommend 'Fledgling' more highly."
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Some people believe that you cannot have too many friends, while others are more than satisfied with the number currently surrounding them.  Wherever you stand, I recommend that you buddy up to Joan and Steve G., because the 16-story rooftop of their Upper West Side building has two shady gazebos with unobstructed 270˚ views.  We were delighted to share bagels and lox with them in that lovely setting yesterday even though Sunday was the hottest day of the year.

That evening, we enjoyed the hospitality of Toby and Butch in their backyard in Englewood, New Jersey.  Even though dinner was at ground level, an abundance of fireflies provided a beautiful view.
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As I noted last week, Sunday was National Ice Cream Day, also appropriate to fall on the hottest day of the year.  Stony Brook Steve forwarded "12 Perfect Places To Celebrate National Ice Cream Day In NYC"   https://gothamist.com/food/12-perfect-places-celebrate-national-ice-cream-day-nyc?mc_cid=592c3496c0&mc_eid=5420c195b2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=email&utm_campaign=shared_email

I must be slowing down, because I haven't gotten to several of them.  However, omitting Ample Hills Creamery severely compromises the validity of this report.

There was another report that, upon closer examination, proved of even more dubious value.  "According to a new study, your favorite ice cream flavor may actually say a lot about your character.  Some flavors predict finding love young while others determine whether you love dogs or cats.  The study was conducted by OnePoll on behalf of Breyers, Southwest News Service (SWNS) reports.  In it, 2,000 Americans were split up by the favorite ice cream flavors."  

What's the problem?  The analysis was limited only to vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.  If you look into the freezer compartment holding Ben & Jerry's or Häagen-Dazs lately, as I did last night at the enormous ShopRite Supermarket in Englewood, you would find it difficult to pick a pint of vanilla, chocolate or strawberry among the panoply of flavors on hand. 

My choices of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia and Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake far exceeded the boundaries of the survey and, thus, deprived you of insight into my character. 
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There is a petition going around that I am not going to sign, accusing Trader Joe's of racism because it "labels some of its ethnic foods with modifications of ‘Joe’ that belies a narrative of exoticism that perpetuates harmful stereotypes.  For example, ‘Trader Ming’s’ is used to brand the chain’s Chinese food, ‘Arabian Joe’ brands Middle Eastern foods, ‘Trader José’ brands Mexican foods, ‘Trader Giotto’s’ is for Italian food, and ‘Trader Joe San’ brands their Japanese cuisine."    

What's wrong exactly with exotic?  Would you rather spend time and money enjoying the cuisine of Mike Pence?

Tuesday, July 21, 2020
This article offers some details about the origin and success of blue jeans, including the factoid that Levi Strauss's first product was brown canvas, not blue denim.    https://www.triptrivia.com/how-did-blue-jeans-become-popular/Xw3ONq9wOwAGeimz?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1126793400

However, if your first television set was black and white and only got 7 channels, you grew up wearing dungarees, not blue jeans.  "Before there were jeans, there were dungaris.  According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word we now spell as 'dungarees' entered the language in the late-17th Century, and referred to the thick work overalls worn by Portuguese sailors."  https://amuse.vice.com/en_us/article/pa5dx8/history-of-denim-jeans

On the other hand, "Jeans as name for trousers come from city of Genoa in Italy, a place where cotton corduroy, called either jean or jeane, was manufactured." 
http://www.historyofjeans.com/jeans-history/whoinvented-jeans/   In this case, Portugal beat Italy to Brooklyn, but could not outlast it. 
I will stick with dungarees, though.  It definitely sounds more rugged than jeans and, primarily, I will always remember Esther Malka Goldenberg, my beloved maternal grandmother, a master of Yinglish, the marriage of Yiddish and English, criticizing my mother for sending der Klayner (the little one, that's me, if you can believe it) to shul in "tangerines."
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
Covid-19 "is often said to be transmitted through droplets generated when a symptomatic person coughs, sneezes, talks, or exhales."  https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7293495/
 
In case you are skeptical of this proposition, this interactive map will allow you to seek out those places where people are less likely to wear masks, and damn proud of it.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/07/17/upshot/coronavirus-face-mask-map.html?campaign_id=29&emc=edit_up_20200720&instance_id=20463&nl=the-upshot&regi_id=599756&segment_id=33876&te=1&user_id=1353d3a345e55ff509b5cbb17ed36984
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"White Fragility" by Robin DiAngelo is a best-selling book and the focus of training courses being "given to school faculties and government agencies and university administrations and companies like Microsoft and Google."
I haven't read the book, but the title seems to be askew, since the article identifies dominant white superiority as the basis for our country's racial dysfunction.  White superiority, exploiting, harming, punishing and oppressing our Black population, takes two basic forms -- white privilege and white culture.  “White privilege is like an invisible weightless knapsack of special provisions, assurances, tools, maps, guides, codebooks, passports, visas, clothes, compass, emergency gear and blank checks.”  I believe this, although my experience is almost exclusively gathered at the favored end of the telescope.
On the other hand, I believe that this discussion of white culture, a seeming monolith of manners and mores, is just plain wrong, an attempt to sanitize individual and community differences, real or imagined.  I find it interesting that this purported gulf between white culture and Black culture is perceived most vividly by those at opposite ends of the racial justice debate.
"[T]here is one group of whites that stands out in the degree to which it holds dehumanizing views of black people: Trump supporters."  https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2016/11/the-majority-of-trump-supporters-surveyed-described-black-people-as-less-evolved.html  While those who promote Afrocentricity believe that the attempts "to formulate a primitivist black aesthetic and to engage in revisionary history and myth-making about Haiti and Africa, are intended as anti-racist celebrations of black people, modes, places and histories."   https://www.jstor.org/stable/41178831?read-now=1&seq=2#page_scan_tab_contents

White culture, according to those quoted in the article, privileges "particular forms of knowledge over others (e.g., written over oral, history over memory, rationalism over wisdom);” it relies on “scientific, linear thinking.  Cause and effect;” it has “validated and elevated positivistic, White Eurocentric knowledge over non-White, Indigenous and non-European knowledges."  One author calls for "multiple cultural standards and multiple perspectives . . . [with] multiple understandings of what achievement is and what qualifications are."
Bushwah!  I am reminded of Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia saying, "There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets."  I do not believe that there is room for multiple cultural standards for piloting a passenger jet airplane, performing open-heart surgery, writing computer code or other tasks requiring measurement and precision.  In many areas, including the arts, multiple standards and perspectives are welcome and propel the subject forward.  However, race may be only one of many factors influencing the perspectives and a simple binary approach ignores so much of human experience and personality.  For instance, separating white music from Black music tells us nothing about whites or Blacks, even if such a distinction could be made.

Additionally, there are more than 150 shades of white, at least in a paint store.  https://www.mercurynews.com/2014/04/16/painting-how-to-choose-from-more-than-150-shades-of-white/   While they may all share white privilege, to some degree, they won't be found in the same box at the Metropolitan Opera House.  With "a supposedly pure Anglo-Saxon Protestant heritage, 'hillbilly' signifies both rugged individualism and stubborn backwardness; strong family and kin networks but also inbreeding and bloody feuds; a closeness to nature and the land but also the potential for wild savagery; a clear sense of self and place but, at the same time, crippling geographic and cultural isolation." https://digitalcommons.wku.educgiviewcontent.cgi?article=1006&context=history_fac_pubs

Thursday, July 23, 2020
Everyday there is a report of some folks indignant enough about a sinful act that they remove, censor, destroy, ban or denounce the person, place or thing responsible.  Often, I fully endorse this conduct.  A traitor to the United States, for instance, deserves an unmarked grave, not his name on a public institution. 

Occasionally, however, the quest for purity overreaches, leaving some reasonable men, women and gender fluid folks apprehensive about the exercise of freedom.  I admit to squirming when James Bennett was fired from the New York Times for publishing an essay by a United States Senator demonstrating how unfit he was for public office or reading the attacks on J.K. Rowling for questioning whether trans women are women.  Error will always be with us.  "Nobody should be judged forever on their worst day," said Andrew Gillum, former candidate for Governor of Florida, even before he was found drunk in a hotel room with prescription pills spilled on the carpet and bags of crystal methamphetamine. 

On the other hand, allow me to offer a brief defense of the zealous purists.  They or the group that they speak for have been on the outs for so long, absorbing real hardships, not just scorn or insults.  Now, that they garner attention, some exaggeration and overwrought demands may be a small price to pay on the path to the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.  Had we arrived there sooner, our dissenters might have been effectively disarmed.
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Friday, July 24, 2020
We've turned a corner.  The front page of the New York Times printed the classic reference to carnal knowledge today, in gerund form, quoting Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quoting Representative Ted Yoho.  She spoke the common vulgarity on the record on the floor of the United States House of Representatives, where the rhetoric is usually limited to vulgar ideas expressed in polite language.

While I retain a streak of Puritanism that would keep such language out of the halls of Congress, allowing Ted Yoho in is a bigger offense, to my mind.
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FLASH!
In case you were up in the air about planning your kid's Bar Mitzvah on short notice with the relaxation of coronavirus precautions, there is good news.  A large block of hotel rooms and party space have just opened up in August for Jacksonville, Florida.  Mazel tov.


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